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I am Oreo.
This sweet yet a little bitter flavoured Oreo.
And such me was, without even being able to go inside someone’s mouth, currently falling.
Oreo
Oreo
Then, I broke on the floor and died.
Chapter 2 – Reincarnation Chapter 2 – Reincarnation“Ha! Where am I?”
“You finally woke up…”
“Who are you? Or rather… I became a human!”
“I am G.o.d… You are Oreo. I decided to revive you who was smashed up on the floor before being able to be eaten by anyone…”
“Why would you do that!?”
“I felt like it.”
“I see!”
“Now that you revived as a human, I want you to go to another world and spread the deliciousness of the Oreo…”
“Why would you make me do that!?”
“I felt like it.”
“I see!”
Then, I reincarnated as a human in another world. With only my body and an Oreo.
There, I found a gorgeous carriage being attacked by thieves.
“Oh no! I need to help them! Hey!”
“What? Someone from the order of chivalry or something came?”
“Boss! That guy doesn’t wear any clothes! It’s a pervert!”
“What!? Let’s run away!”
And like that, I was thanked for chasing the thieves away by the great princess who was coincidentally in the carriage.
“What a fantastic gentleman! Hmm, what is it that you are holding in your hand?”
“It’s an Oreo. It’s a sweet & bitter biscuit packed with all of this world deliciousness.”
“Oh my! This is fantastic! We have to immediately spread it all over the kingdom!”
Then, Oreo spread among all the people of this country, the Morinaga Kingdom, as they were overwhelmed by its deliciousness… Finally, Oreo became a legend. (TL: Morinaga is a j.a.panese Company making sweets)
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The Oreo Chant spread all over the kingdom. That’s right, the citizens became Oreo. Now everything in this world is Oreo. If everyone becomes Oreo, a single being, there won’t be any strife.
The world will become peaceful.
That’s right… This isーー
Oreo
Oreo
A perfect world.
Chapter 3 – Human Oreo Project Chapter 3 – Human Oreo ProjectMy name is Ikari Oreo. For some reason I was called by my father living in Tokyo.
“Dad, this is…”
“You came, Oreo. I was waiting for you.”
Standing in front of me was a super giant sweet & bitter body exceeding three thousand metres.
“Dad, why did you suddenly call me from Gunma, the farthest ends of the countryside called the heritage of the past civilisation, without explaining anything!? Answer me! What is this? Why Mom isn’t here!? Why did you call me!?”
“… Listen, Oreo. This is the ultimate weapon humanity created to defeat Morinaga. The name of this general purpose human shaped weapon is, Man-made Cookie ‘Oreo’.”
“O-Oreo…?”
From where did they get the ‘human shaped’ part?
“Oreo, get into it, then go fight Morinaga.”
“No! I don’t want! Dad!”
“There is a reaction from the radar! Pattern Blue, it’s Morinaga!”
“They came…”
Then, I got into Oreo and fought against Morinaga, but it went into a rampage.
“Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
“No way… Oreo is eating Morinaga?”
“Oreo has abandoned its cookie form and is becoming an inhuman existence!”
I desperately struggled inside Oreo who stopped flying.
“d.a.m.n it! Stop! Stop! Just stop already! Y-you mustn’t eat Morinaga! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat! You mustn’t eat!”
Then, the general purpose human shaped weapon, Man-made Cookie ‘Oreo’, I was in started to eat all of humanity after eating Morinaga.
“By eating everyone, Oreo will make everyone become a single being inside itself, releasing the people from their human vessel. That’s right, this is what I desired, the Human Oreo Projectーー”
Oreo
