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In vain I praise thee, Zoilus!
In vain thou rail'st at me!
Me no one credits, Zoilus!
And no one credits thee!
First published in _Morning Post_, Oct. 2, 1802. Adapted from a Latin Epigram 'In Zoilum,' by George Buchanan:
'Frustra ego te laudo, frustra Me, Zoile, laedis; Nemo mihi credit, Zoile, nemo, tibi.'
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EPITAPH ON A MERCENARY MISER
A poor benighted Pedlar knock'd One night at SELL-ALL'S door, The same who saved old SELL-ALL'S life-- 'Twas but the year before!
And Sell-all rose and let him in, Not utterly unwilling, But first he bargain'd with the man, And took his only s.h.i.+lling!
That night he dreamt he'd given away his pelf, Walk'd in his sleep, and sleeping hung himself!
And now his soul and body rest below; And here they say his punishment and fate is To lie awake and every hour to know How many people read his tombstone GRATIS.
First published in _Morning Post_, Oct. 9, 1802.
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A DIALOGUE BETWEEN AN AUTHOR AND HIS FRIEND
_Author._ Come; your opinion of my ma.n.u.script!
_Friend._ Dear Joe! I would almost as soon be whipt.
_Author._ But I _will_ have it!
_Friend._ If it must be had--(_hesitating_) You write so ill, I scarce could read the hand--
_Author._ A mere evasion!
_Friend._ And you spell so bad, That what I read I could not understand.
First published in _Morning Post_, Oct. 11, 1802.
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????s?f?a OR WISDOM IN FOLLY
Tom Slothful talks, as slothful Tom beseems, What he shall shortly gain and what be doing, Then drops asleep, and so prolongs his dreams And thus _enjoys_ at once what half the world are _wooing_.
First published in _Morning Post_, Oct. 11, 1802.
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Each Bond-street buck conceits, unhappy elf!
He shews his _clothes_! Alas! he shews _himself_.
O that they knew, these overdrest self-lovers, What hides the body oft the mind discovers.
First published in _Morning Post_, Oct. 11, 1802.
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FROM AN OLD GERMAN POET
That France has put us oft to rout With _powder_, which ourselves found out; And laughs at us for fools in _print_, Of which our genius was the Mint; All this I easily admit, For we have genius, France has wit.
But 'tis too bad, that blind and mad To Frenchmen's wives each travelling German goes, Expands his manly vigour by _their_ sides, Becomes the father of his country's foes And turns _their warriors_ oft to parricides.
First published in _Morning Post_, Oct. 11, 1802. Adapted from Wernicke's _Epigrams_ (Bk. VIII, No. 4), _Auf die Buhlerey der Deutschen in Frankreich_.
'Da.s.s Frankreich uns pflegt zu verwunden Durch Pulver, welches wir erfunden.'
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ON THE CURIOUS CIRc.u.mSTANCE,
THAT IN THE GERMAN LANGUAGE THE SUN IS FEMININE, AND THE MOON IS MASCULINE
Our English poets, bad and good, agree To make the Sun a male, the Moon a she.
He drives HIS dazzling diligence on high, In verse, as constantly as in the sky; And cheap as blackberries our sonnets shew The Moon, Heaven's huntress, with HER silver bow; By which they'd teach us, if I guess aright, Man rules the day, and woman rules the night.
In Germany, they just reverse the thing; The Sun becomes a queen, the Moon a king.
Now, that the Sun should represent the women, The Moon the men, to me seem'd mighty humming; And when I first read German, made me stare.
Surely it is not that the wives are there As _common_ as the Sun, to lord and loon, And all their husbands _horned_ as the Moon.
First published in _Morning Post_, Oct. 11, 1802. Adapted from Wernicke's _Epigrams_ (Bk. VII, No. 15), _Die Sonne und der Mond_.
'Die Sonn' heisst die, der Mond heisst der In unsrer Sprach', und kommt daher, Weil meist die Fraun wie die _gemein_, Wie der _gehornt_ wir Manner sein.'
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SPOTS IN THE SUN
My father confessor is strict and holy, _Mi Fili_, still he cries, _peccare noli_.
And yet how oft I find the pious man At Annette's door, the lovely courtesan!
Her soul's deformity the good man wins And not her charms! he comes to hear her sins!
Good father! I would fain not do thee wrong; But ah! I fear that they who oft and long Stand gazing at the sun, to count each spot, _Must_ sometimes find the sun itself too hot.
First published in _Morning Post_, Oct. 11, 1802.
