Time Chapter 5.3

Chapter 5.3 – The fastest wedding ceremony

(3) Wedding

Shui Shang Xian: “Aiya you want to submit to prosper [1] ah.”

[1] 顺我者昌, 逆我者亡 (shun wo zhe chang, ni wo zhe w.a.n.g): A Chinese saying that means “those who submit to me will prosper, those who oppose me shall perish”. In this case, if Yao Yuan submits to Jun Lin Tian Xia, she will prosper.

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “Cousin…… You actually really want me to form an alliance with him don’t you?”

Shui Shang Xian: “Am I that type of person!?”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “Was the blurry picture of me on the internet uploaded by you?”

Shui Shang Xian: “Am I that type of person!”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “……forget it.”

Since things have come to this, there’s no point in saying more. Standing by the theory of: just let nature take its course.

Therefore, at around eight, after Yao Yuan received a bunch of wedding gifts from her clan members, she looked at her friends list and saw that Jun Lin Tian Xia was online. Her heart hadn’t even started beating irregularly for two seconds before the other party sent a message: “Morning.”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “……”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Was just thinking, if you haven’t gone online yet, I could give you a call. It’s too bad.”

You were looking forward to that situation weren’t you? “I’m already here.”

After that, the two people met up.

Today, Jun Lin Tian Xia wore a red outfit, glamorous…… like a groom.

Then he sent some items to Miss Yao. She took one look. There was a top quality red outfit and a legendary beast, the Vermillion Bird that everyone dreamed of having…… Last time, these items were not on the list.

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “Why?”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Just got it. Sorry, still can’t find the Snow Sword.”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “No…… I mean why are you giving me these items?’

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Afraid that you’ll run away from the marriage.”

Yao Yuan suddenly thought of something. “Jun Lin Clan Leader, if I ran away from the marriage, would you guys actually murder our whole clan?”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “You want to run away?”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “……no.”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Then that won’t happen.”

In other words, if I run away, you guys really will……!?

After that, the Great Master sent Miss Yao Yuan the dowry that he had heroically broke his back for last time. Yao Yuan had mixed feelings when receiving these items.

Great Master’s mood was very good: “Let’s go, the lucky hour is almost here.”

Am I finally becoming a domestic boss? This was Yao Yuan’s only thought at this moment.

The domestic boss was forced to put on the red outfit and was led into Sky Palace. It was already very lively when she stepped inside. She still remembered that not along ago, she was also in the crowd watching someone else’s wedding. She didn’t think that it would be her turn so soon. Life is really unpredictable ah.

Luo Shui: “The bride and groom are here, throw the flowers, throw the flowers!”

After N amount of people threw the flowers, the character beside Ruo Wei Jun Gu waved his hand and the scene became quiet.

Does he need to be so b.l.o.o.d.y awesome?

Yao Yuan, who had always been lowkey, felt that this scene really……. made her want to run away. But looking around at the huge crowd of people both inside and outside, with many experts scattered amongst them…… If she runs away, she’ll probably die a painful death right? Her fellow clan members had also teleported over and Yao Yuan looked at them for help. Then, she saw Hundred Flower Hall all send the same message: “Great Master Jun Lin Clan Leader, the auspicious hour has arrived. Hurry and start the ceremony!”

How come our team has never been so disciplined and organized before?

Yao Yuan didn’t know what to say. For sure, she is a bit nervous. Let’s face it, even though she was getting married in the game, not for real, this is something she has never experienced before. Plus, this whole scene is too dramatic.

Jun Lin Tian Xia: What happened?

Yao Yuan really wanted to complain, then she said, “This is too extravagant and wasteful.”

Is this the difference between two different social cla.s.ses? Yao Yan is accustomed to being impoverished, but she still hoped that he would understand. There is an old saying that goes: They are from different different worlds, so they must be cautious with all aspects of the marriage.

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “En, but marriage only happens once in a lifetime. Let’s be extravagant this one time. After we get married, you can be in charge of the money. Whenever I need to spend money, I will ask for your permission, is that ok?”

“Cough cough cough cough!”. A certain someone, who was sitting in front of the computer, coughed until her face turned red.

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Oh right, they are telling you to log on to YY”

Just as Yao Yuan recovered from the sudden coughing fit, she saw “log on to YY”. Yao Yuan was startled. Log on to YY? Does it mean that they can hear each other…… This is too “real”!

Just when Yao Yuan wanted to reject this suggestion, Shui Shang Xian sent a private message, “Log on to YY, the chatroom is x x x x x x!”

After a moment, Yao Yuan was speechless. How could I be so silly? How could I think that this was our own clan’s YY chatroom?

Wen Ru Yu: “Aiya, Clan Mistress is finally here! Everyone, please welcome her!” Afterwards, N amount of people continuously greeted her. You could hear all the excitement.

Xiong Ying Yi Hao: “Eldest sister-in-law please say something. Everyone has been looking forward to this moment!”

Shui Shang Xian: “My cousin is shy, don’t scare her away. It wasn’t easy for me to persuade her to come”

Yao Yuan: “……”

Ah Mi: “Even when Sister Jun is in our clan’s chatroom, she rarely speaks.”

Finally there is one person who isn’t unfaithful. She is very relieved.

Ah Mi: “This is why we are so excited. Today is Sister Jun’s big day. Not sure if you could sing us a song on YY. Clan Leader used to say that Sister Jun’ssinging is very good! Really looking forward to it!”

Is there anything her cousin hasn’t revealed? Besides, how does her singing sound good? Her cousin had said that her voice was only a voice for accompaniments.

Ao s.h.i.+ Cang Qiong: “Really? Then I am really very excited. A certain someone, am I right?”

A certain someone, a certain Clan Leader, and everyone else had stopped talking. They silently waited for a few seconds, but Jun Lin Clan Leader did not speak a word.

Rather, a gentle female voice said while smiling: “So you are really not a girl.”

“……”

“……”

N amount of ellipsis have been sent on the chat. They were silent, not because of the words spoken, but because of the voice and the speaker.

Xiong Ying Yi Hao: “Was that eldest sister-in-law just now?”

Ao s.h.i.+ Cang Qiong: “Yes. I am extremely honoured that the first words sister-in-law said were to me!”

Wen Ru Yu: “You really aren’t afraid of death.”

Ao s.h.i.+ Cang Qiong: “I am just stating the truth, but these words…”

Hua Kai: “Hehe, Little Jun is cute as always.”

Zou Na s.h.i.+ Na: “Let me say this, sister-in-law has such a nice voice right?”

Bao Bei Guai (Good Child): “Sister-in-law please talk a bit more.”

Ya Xi Ya: “I think Sister Jun is shy, hehe.”

Yao Yuan is……. really embarra.s.sed. She feels burdened since all the attention is on her.

And a certain someone would always appear at the right place at the right time to speak. Jun Lin Tian Xia: “The auspicious hour has arrived, let us head over to the wedding venue.”

In a very low voice, Yao Yuan calmly said to herself, in general…. it’s not bad. Then she reluctantly replied: “Oh.”

Ao s.h.i.+ Cang Qiong: “Haha, someone finally got what he wants.”

Ten seconds later, Wen Ru Yu said: “Sorry Little Cang, that someone you speak of, our great Clan Leader, wants me to sing a duet with you.”

“……”

The wedding finally began. Ruo Wei Jun Gu followed behind Jun Lin Tian Xiaand walked towards the officiator’s podium. Along the way, all the text bubbles with words of blessings made Yao Yuan dizzy. The wedding mode was personally selected by Jun Lin Clan Leader, and the Great Master only had one requirement when choosing the mode: speed.

Therefore, the people who were present that day witness the fastest wedding ceremony in the entire history of Prosperous Century.

Jun Lin Tian Xia, are you willing to take Ruo Wei Jun Gu as your wife?

I am willing.

Ruo Wei Jun Gu, are you willing to marry Jun Lin Tian Xia?

……I am willing.

Ceremony is over, enter the bridal chambers.

There was half a minute of silence, then the venue was filled with commotion.

“What? It’s over!?”

“No way, this quickly? I didn’t even have time to react!”

“No way, Boss already got married. I just arrived ahahahahah!”

“Where are the two people!? Have Boss and eldest sister-in-law been cut offline!?”

Wen Ru Yu: “Idiot. They’ve been sent to the bridal chamber!!”

Prosperous Century’s grandest and fastest wedding became everyone’s favourite story to pa.s.s on. “That year, there was a wedding where the groom, Jun Lin Tian Xia, was NO.1 within Prosperous Century. Gee, there were N amount of people came together for it. It could be described as magnificent and grand. He spent ten thousand gold coins and booked the entire Sky Palace for a whole week. But the entire wedding ceremony lasted for less than two minutes before the groom pulled the bride into the bridal chamber. He is truly an expert among experts.

“It’s a waste among all wastes.” This was one of the comments from a lolita character* who was listening to the story.

[2] 萝莉小号 (luo li xiao hao): 萝莉 means lolita and 小号 means secondary account.

The lolita character had asked the groom why he needed to book Sky Palace for one whole week.

The groom had replied: “Afraid that you’ll run away. But I’m certain that I can find you within a week.”

Lolita: “……”

This was an afterthought. Right now, the lolita character is still Ruo Wei Jun Gu. Still in the bridal chambers.

Yao Yuan had already taken off her headset because she was boiling inside. Her ears couldn’t handle it.

Now, Yao Yuan watched the bridal chamber that was decorated in red. Uh, the system administrated has a lot of professional dedication. There were congratulatory banners, red candles, and a sandalwood table……

Then, the handsome and jubilant groom walked towards her and took her hand. Yao Yuan’s heart subconsciously skipped a beat. At last she thought, they wouldn’t really be rolling in the sheets right? The system administrator would be so…… shameless right?

The system administrator is not so shameless, but the person in front of her is. “Afraid?”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “……”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “There is a first for everything.”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “……”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Then wife, let’s go to bed?”

Not sure why, but Yao Yuan felt that the person behind Jun Lin Tian Xia was laughing.

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “You’re laughing?”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “En.”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Happy.”

Again, Yao Yuan was not sure why, but she felt like her heart and soul had been taken away. Jun Lin Tian Xia brought Ruo Wei Jun Gu to the bedside as if she were a marionette, put aside the congratulatory banners, sat facing each other, and embraced. Then the screen dimmed.

At last, Yao Yuan thought, the system is actually quite shameless.