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Translator: Ichinonsense
Chapter 10 - Popular Song
Black hair, l.u.s.ter skin, the two red cherries were bouncing on top of the tall and straight mantou cakes. Someone wiped his saliva and muttered "What a nice curves, long legs, simply a drop-dead gorgeous!" His breathing became hot, two stream of liquid dripped down his mouth, Yue Qianchou stuck out his tongue to lick it, it felt a little salty, then he wiped it with his hand, a bright red blood!
"s.h.i.+t! Nosebleed!" Yue Qianchou unconciously shouted. "Who..." There was a scream at the edge of the pool. Qu Ping'er, who had just stepped her foot on top of the pond, was frightened to hear someone voice, she hurriedly hid behind the stone platform. "Embarrasing, i got found out. What's with the nosebleed at such a time, gotta run fast!" Yue Qianchou smiled wryly in his heart, apart from anything else, turned to run from the mountain. Unfortunately, before he could run far, a white shadow crossed over him, Qu Ping'er stopped in front of him with a crimson face.
"Stop!" The s.h.i.+ning sword got out of it's sheath, landed on Yue Qianchou's neck. Qu Ping'er glared at him, with one glance she noticed that this man did not cultivate at all. it was an ordinary mortal, but he dressed in a Green Light Sect clothing. Her voice shuddered slightly "Who are you?"
"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand. I am the ninth generation of Green Light Sect disciple, Yue Qianchou. It is myself, my own". The girl was very angry, Yue Qianchou was really afraid of her impulse, and quickly explained.
Qu Ping'er was a little furious, everyone had heard of the sc.u.m Yue Qianchou In the Green Light Sect, she naturally had also listened. She could not believe that this was the person. It was impossible for mortal to go to the mountain, seeing that he did not cultivate, she knew that what he said was true.
Looking at the young man in front of him that made a cheap smile, especially that nosebleed face. Qu Ping'er really wanted to stab him with the sword, even dared to peek at her own bathing, simply shameless. But this person seniority was high as her martial uncle, although she really hate it, she did not dare to do it. Sc.u.m was really a sc.u.m, putting aside the seniority, even if she cursed him to the bone, people who were unrelated to him wouldn't really care. However, dare to do it to martial uncle, Green Light Sect rules are not toothless, nor that Qu Ping'er could withstand.
She thought of her naked body got seen by this hooligan over and over again, however, she did not know what to do, resulted in Qu Ping'er's body trembled angrily. Of course, if she complained to the sect, Yue Qianchou would get a punishment. But if she would do that, in this age of strict etiquette, with the matter announced, is tantamount to destroying her innocence, and the fear of that Senior Brother would never see her the same way again. Qu Ping'er gnashed her teeth, "What did you see?".
"You must not be impulsive, impulsivity is the act of the devil ah!" The sword blade was put on Yue Qianchou's neck, this girl was obviously trembling, and he was really frightened of her, after comforting her, Yue Qianchou continued to say, "I really didn't see you undressing... Uh!" He fiercedly shut his own mouth, Pig! Since you didn't see, how did you know that people was undressing, this is just looking for a problem, really...
"What did you say?" Qu Ping'er almost hysterically roared out. A pain in the neck, Yue Qianchou felt the sword blade cutting into the skin, he hastily said "I saw nothing, i saw nothing at all!"
A silence... the two people mantained this position, just standing there. Wrong! although Yue Qianchou was too frightened to move, he made a pitiful expression at Qu Ping'er, like a lamb about to get slaughtered, praying for mercy.
For a long time, Qu Ping'er's face was cold, then came a relentless words from her pink lips "Depicable, shameless, obscene, sc.u.m, hooligan, beast, sc.u.mbag, sc.u.mbag, sc.u.mbag!" Then, kicked Yue Qianchou's chest with one foot. "s.h.i.+t!" The latter screamed pitifully, before rolling down the mountain.
"Dying in the embrance of a woman under the peony tree, even if i become a ghost, i would be contented.[1] Which b.a.s.t.a.r.d of the past life said that? d.a.m.n! You really need to try it!" Yue Qianchou was lying on a heap of thorns, hurting all over. It took half a day for him to painstakenly climbed back. Looking up, the tigress had gone. Pain everywhere, a thorn was sticking out on his back, swaying back and fort as he walked home.
"Who did it?" Hao Sansi's deep voice asked, he was livid. Most of the times everyone looked down on his disciple, and he knew it was normal, he also knew some people who talked about his disciple. However, to dare to do it to his own disciple, hey! This elder of Green Light Sect is not be triffled with!
"I accidentally rolled down the mountain, it was not done by other people," Yue Qianchou painfully bared his teeth to grin while saying.
"Hey! Hey! The footprint on the chest, and the blade mark on the neck, those also caused by the fall?" Hao Sansi sneered and grabbed his disciple's hand and dragged him out "Come with me to the Green Light hall, Senior Brother Sect Leader will find out the truth."
"Wait!" Yue Qianchou shouted. He didn't dare to go the the sect hall and get punished from the truth. Thinking that master was not an old fas.h.i.+oned man, he told the full story with a wry smile. In fact, he didn't want to say it ah! This was not a glorious thinig. Don't say no! looking at the old man, his face was so black he could bite people to death. Of course, there was a special emphasis Yue Qianchou had to add, he did not intentionally see the beauty undressed.
".. .." Hao Sansi sluggishly let go of his disciple's hand, his facial muscle twitched, suddenly feeling no anger, for a long time surpressed a sentence "You deserved it!"
"Master! No matter what i got deserved, help me pull out the thorn on my back first!"
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After a night, Yue Qianchou discovered that his tattered body, now impressively fully healed, and he did not even have a scar anymore. The swollen skin returned to it's original shape. He could not help but praise that Green Light Sect was really a paradise, not only the spiritual Qi was plentiful, even healing wounds were so amazingly quick, it was worth coming here. He refreshed himself by running a few laps around the courtyard, moving his muscles and bones. Meanwhile his master was looking at him from inside with a strange gaze.
As the saying goes, Forget the pain when the wound is healed, Yue Qianchou was that kind of person. For these days always thought that the forbidden area view of the pond was very good, forgetting the past incident, he comforted himself by visiting The White Fox, n.o.body knew what his mind was thinking.
The sunset was magnificent, it was almost dusk.[2] Watching the sunset, Yue Qianchou came back home disappointed. Along the way, satirical eyes and words greeted him, he had long been psychologically prepared. Applying the past life words 'When you lead a life of crime, sooner or later you will get stabbed', was altered by him to 'Just lead a life of crime, there will be no irony', he had long been used to it.
The indifferent round of trip walk, he brushed past a pair of female disciples, and heard a few of their words, Yue Qianchou was shocked almost tripped himself. No, exactly, it should be a song.
If he was not mistaken, the two disciples just spoken from their mouths "I'm a fox with a thousand years, a thousand years of waiting.." It seems as if the tone is the same. The problem is not my ears! How can this be? Yue Qianchou dug out his ear, listened more about people's talk.
"When i fell in love with you, you were poor and worked hard on your study.. When i left you, you excelled the exam and engaged in a n.o.ble marriage." Behind him some people were also singing. Moreover, the voice sounded very loudly, especially the two words 'n.o.ble marriage', where the two people were singing in a chorus. Although the running tune was more powerful, but Yue Qianchou identified the song as the same as what he taught to the White Fox. He turned around to check it, two familiar faces greeted him.
One of them said with a smile, "Yo! Martial Uncle is here! Never heard the song we just sang yet? This is the song created by Martial Aunt Qu Ping'er, very popular in the Green Light Sect!"
The other one laughed "You spoke irresponsibly, Martial Uncle doesn't have any friend here, where could he listen to?" The two laughed and went on singing the song that was out of tune.
"Martial Aunt Qu Ping'er's song! Qu Ping'er who? d.a.m.n it! Obviously this Father who brought it here, dare to infringement, s.h.i.+t!" Yue Qianchou cursed in his heart, helplessly shook his head while smiling wryly, he estimated that the person entered the cave, and listened to The White Fox's singing after he came out.
Hearing many people sing the same song along the way. A little numb, Yue Qianchou went back to the yard, seeing that his master doing the barbecue by himself, he felt a bit embara.s.sed. For a long time he had not been filial piety to his master, actually forced the always lazy master to work. He walked to his master, picked up the jug on the table, smiled and said "Master, the elderly people should rest, let me do it!"
"I'm a fox with a thousand years, a thousand years of lonelines.. .."
Hao Sansi nodded while mumbling some words, and gave the disciple to do it by himself. Yue Qianchou who was currently drinking was surprised, his master seemed to sing something, until he could hear what was sang, ".. ..Poof!" His mouth could not hold the wine, and immediately sprayed a mouthful of it toward his master's face.
The eyes of an old and young man stared at each other, they were as dumbfounded as a wooden chicken!