Because I Reincarnated as a Succubus, I'll Squeeze Out Milk Volume 1 Chapter 1

My first contribution as a “Let’s become a novelist”. Nice to meet you all.
This work is a made with certain readers with a preconception like “TS? What’s that? I don’t know what that means. A heroine where a man turned into a woman and is a love comedy with another man is disgusting.” and show them an interesting story in mind. I hope with this work, I can convey my thoughts even a little bit through the readers. more

“Your suitable race is a succubus”

“…I don’t understand what you mean”

I couldn’t say anything else. A succubus? Is it like an animal fortune-telling?

Leaving that aside, where is this place?

When I noticed my surrounding, I was sitting a place like a window of a teller in a city hall.

Beyond the counter, there’s a woman dressed in a business attire facing me.

A woman who looks like in her late twenties just talked to me. A beautiful woman who’s giving off an intellectual like aura.

「”You look confused. Can you tell me your name, age and occupation?”

I can’t wrap my head around my situation. Looking at her appearance, I’ll just go with the flow for the time being.

“Riichi Hourai, 17 years old… I was once a high school student”

“Once?”

“Right now you see… I’m currently on a voluntarily leave.”

“I see, So you’re a shut-in. You did seem to be emitting an “easily bullied” aura

“I-I’m not a shut-in! I hang out with a friend once a week!

“A friend? Are you talking about your friend in the Virtual World?”

“They’re real!”

“Since I’m just confirming if you’re thinking straight, so it’s fine if you stop making up sad lies.”

“I’m not lyiiing!!”

“Well, It’s fine either way, You did replied calmly. The matter of you dying, haven’t you noticed it?

“It’s fine my a.s.s, You’re not even list…

…what the?

“I just read your report, you went outside after a week. On that occasion you ate in a restaurant and died instantly by a runaway vehicle that came in to the store. Please accept my deepest condolences.”

Her eyes looked down on a paper which looked like a resume which has a photo of my face. It really looks all businesslike. I am accustomed to this sort of thing.

“I… that runaway car…”

I was informed of the cause of death and I remembered somewhat.

Even now, there’s still a faint buzzing in my ears.

I heard a roaring sound like something exploded.

Then a white truck broke through the walls of the store.

I do not remember granting it a seat but that truck went straight to mine…

Ah, I died.

I am without a doubt, died.

“…I’m…really dead right?”

In order to convince myself with the unacceptable reality, I went and said it.

You seemed aware of your situation.

“Umm, can I ask questions this time?”

“I do not mind but please keep it brief as much as possible since the office is closing in 5 minutes.”

There’s a digital clock on top of the counter. 16:55 is displayed on its screen.

“What’s with that face. I died and barely made it on closing time and you’re making an awful face.”

“I haven’t said anything yet”

Has her pent-up irritation finally appeared on her face?

“First of all, where is this place?”

“Can’t you tell by looking? This is the Death Office Reincarnation Support Department”

Is what she said, pointing her hand above her head.

A hanged placard with “Reincarnation Support Department Window” is written.

“What do you do here?”

“We are providing support for reincarnation”

“Can you tell me more in detai― hey! Did you just clicked your tongue?”

I’ve done and said it but, working adults with that kind of att.i.tude is not good.

“There is actually. Even though you didn’t examine it yourself, saying things like I had an awful reaction, you’ve only been complaining from the start.

“That… can’t be helped right? It’s the first time I died”

The woman in the teller window, openly sighed while resting her cheek on her hands, starts the bothersome explanation

“In this department, we provide support to souls who lost their body and give them a new one. Your current status is nothing but a soul. If you look closely, you will see that your body is slightly transparent right?.

…It’s true.

Even if I try to grab my face, It’s hollow and there’s nothing but air.

The memory engraved in your soul is only projecting your physical body , there is no actual physical substance. Things like your soles are transparent and your presence is like the invisible man are things which isn’t what I’m talking about.

“Thanks for the completely unnecessary follow-up. So about this reincarnation thing, does everyone that dies gets reincarnated?”

“Normally when you die, you either go directly to heaven or h.e.l.l. But this department handles suicides, dying due to other than one’s fault and dying mainly by other person’s actions. As a remedy for those who have unfortunately ended their lives through such unreasonable deaths, our aim is to have you continue and enjoy your life in a different place without worries and regrets.”

“Continue my life? What does it mean?”

“It is exactly what you think. You won’t start as a baby but you will be born again in another body equivalent to 17 years old, the memory of your previous life will be as it is for the rest of your natural life.”

I see.The explanation makes sense.

However, since we can’t manage everyone right now, we have set up a campaign period and we are limiting it to those who died in a particular situation.

“What specific situation?”

In the case of selecting a person from your world, in recent years an outbreak of collision accident with a truck has been our key preference. As to why there’s an outbreak of said incidents, please refrain from asking why. Do you have any other questions?

“There is. There is one! The most important question!”

I’ll start from the beginning again.

“Although seriously I do not understand what it means, “My suitable race is succubus” means that I’ll reincarnate to a succubus!?”

“That’s right. Our decision here is appropriate. The dead does not have freedom to choose a race.”

“Wait! Wait! Wait just a minute! Succubi are if I’m not mistaken… are s.e.x demons right?”

“They are also dream demons”

“But, If my memory serves me right…aren’t they girls?”

“They have female bodies. The incubus have male bodies.”

“This is somewhat ridiculous, but as you can see, I am a man?”

“Somewhat (lol). We cannot be mistaken. This is a very rare case. In general, men are reincarnated as men so as not to interfere with their lives after incarnation

“Then, why is my suitability a Succubus?”

“Potentially speaking, you might be interested in being a h.o.m.o for example”

“I’m normal! I love girls!”

“You mean 2D girls?”

“Do you have a grudge against me from the start!?”

Even though I just died and clueless about this things.

“Your race was suitably chosen, There must be a great reason why.”

“There’s nothing I can think of. If you say that it is normal for a man to reincarnate to an incubus, please make it so.

“So you want to be an Incubus? Well, I understand your feelings. You were busy at home defense without meeting anybody outside , regrettably you are still a virgin and suddenly died, then finally as an Incubus you will roll around the hay with a girl.

“S-Stop judging me right away! Anyway, I thought I’d like to be reborn as a handsome guy, but I am not pessimistic about me being a virgin!”

It’s different when you’re in your thirties, but I’m still just 17 years old. I’m not in a hurry.

…like heck it is.

It seems that you do not have strong s.e.xual desire. Then it is strange your suitable race would be a s.e.x demon. Being an Succubus or Incubus, the strength of your s.e.xual desire should have been the absolute condition.”

“Please! Anything but a Succubus!”

“Are you dissatisfied at being a Succubus?”

“Isn’t that obvious! You see, Succubi do…the man’s…I mean, if we’re speaking of getting energy…then they do lewd things to absorb it…”

“Other than s.e.x, there are other ways for you to get your primary source from a man.”

“You’re not getting what I’m trying to say here!”

“Call them what you like but there’s no difference whether it is a sperm, a genital or s.e.m.e.n. Please squeeze out your male partner without wringing them dry then swallow it”

“I don’t want to talk about this subject to a girl but this is embarra.s.sing…”

“This is important. If a Succubus can’t absorb that then they cannot sustain themselves. Surely for you this is a matter of life and death. Getting only sperms.

If that’s the case, It’s all the more to change it please! I’ve lived for a man for 17 years, there’s no way I can put all that in my mouth!”

“You could also use that other mouth down there.”

“As far as I know, the only mouth is above.!”

“Yes, in the case of men, the a.s.s is more familiar than the mouth, is it not? There’s other places where you can absorb it, In case for a woman there’s the mouth of the cervix.”

“Too much informatiooon! I don’t want to be familiar with those! I’d rather die than do things like that to a guy!

“But you’re dead already”

“I know that already! I still don’t want to do those things!”

“You’re really stubborn. I like doing those though? Squeezing them and swallowing too.”

I want somebody to take me seriously. Somebody help.

“You’ve settled down, what’s the matter? Could it be you’ve settled down with our conversation?”

Why say that twice?

“Are you a Succubus too Miss?”

“Me? I’m a Celestial but there’s no difference if you compare me to people from another world ”

“Then why?”

“Why? I don’t need particular reasons for this feeling. I’m like this when I noticed it. Isn’t that natural?”

“Stop talking like a young girl who just fallen in love for the first time!”

“It appears we can’t get into an agreement. According to the clinical records, the judgment for your apt.i.tude is sometimes based on your last dying words. Let’s see with this video using your memory. I wonder what was that? Maybe you shouted I looooooove d**ks!!

This dodgy s.l.u.t female staff began operating the tablet placed in the window.

Impossible. This is impossible.

My apt.i.tude being a succubus is absoooolutely wrong.

“Well then, please watch it carefully. Memory Video Start!”

Thank you for reading. A little more until the protagonist’s reincarnation is completed. Also, more additional funny conversations will continue.

h.e.l.lo and thanks for reading the first chapter. If you guys have any problems with the grammar or with the translations or anything feel free to share your thoughts on the comment section.