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As a fiddle--s.h.i.+nes like a mirror--not an ounce too much or too little. He'll romp in!
GEORGIANA.
He'll dance in! Tris Mardon!
SIR TRISTRAM.
Eh?
GEORGIANA.
[_Mysteriously._] Tris, Dandy d.i.c.k doesn't belong to you--not _all_ of him.
SIR TRISTRAM.
No--I've only a half share. At your sale he was knocked down to John Fielder the trainer. The other half belongs to John.
GEORGIANA.
No, it doesn't, it belongs to _me!_
SIR TRISTRAM.
George!
GEORGIANA.
Yes, directly I saw Dandy d.i.c.k marched out before the auctioneer I asked John Fielder to help me, and he did, like a Briton. For I can't live without horseflesh, if it's only a piece of cat's meat on a skewer. But when I condescended to keep company with the Canons and the Bishop here I promised Augustin that I wouldn't own anything on four legs, so John sold you half of d.i.c.k, and I can swear I don't own a horse--and I don't--not a whole one. But half a horse is better than no bread, Tris--and we're partners.
SIR TRISTRAM.
[_Roaring with laughter._] Ho! ho! ha! ha! ha!
GEORGIANA.
What are you laughing at, man?
SIR TRISTRAM.
Oh, the Dean! the Dean!
_SALOME and SHEBA enter unperceived._
SIR TRISTRAM.
[_Still laughing._] I--ho! ho!--I beg your pardon, George--ha! ha!
Well, now you know he's fit, of course, you're going to back Dandy d.i.c.k for the Durnstone Handicap.
GEORGIANA.
Back him! For every penny I've got in the world. That isn't much, but if I'm not a richer woman by a thousand pounds to-morrow night I shall have had a bad day.
SALOME.
Oh, Sheba!
[_The girls come towards the Library._
GEORGIANA.
[_Discovering them._] Hus.h.!.+ [_To the girls._] Hallo!
SHEBA.
It's only us, Aunt.
[_The girls go into the Library._
SIR TRISTRAM.
I'll be off.
GEORGIANA.
Keep your eye on the old horse, Tristram.
SIR TRISTRAM.
Don't fear. Good-morning, George!
GEORGIANA.
Good-morning, partner! [_SIR TRISTRAM bursts out laughing again, she joining in the laughter._] Oh, do be quiet!
SIR TRISTRAM.
Ho! ho! ho! Ha! ha! Oh, say good-bye for me to the Dean! [_She gives him a push and he goes out._
_SHEBA and SALOME immediately re-enter from the Library._
SHEBA.
Aunt--dear Aunt----
GEORGIANA.
Well, girls?
