Something Else Again Part 1

Something Else Again.

by Franklin P. Adams.

Present Imperative

Horace: Book I, Ode 11

_"Tu ne quaesieris--scire nefas--quem mihi; quem tibi----"_

AD LEUCONOEN

Nay, query not, Leuconoe, the finish of the fable; Eliminate the worry as to what the years may h.o.a.rd!

You only waste your time upon the Babylonian Table-- (Slang for the Ouija board).

And as to whether Jupiter, the final, unsurpa.s.sed one, May add a lot of winters to our portion here below, Or this impinging season is to be our very last one-- Really, I'd hate to know.

Apply yourself to wisdom! Sweep the floor and wash the dishes, Nor dream about the things you'll do in 1928!

My counsel is to cease to sit and yearn about your wishes, Cursing the throws of Fate.

My! how I have been chattering on matters sad and pleasant!

(Endure with me a moment while I polish off a rhyme).

If I were you, I think, I'd bother only with the present-- Now is the only time.

The Doughboy's Horace

Horace: Book III, Ode 9

"Donec eram gratus tibi----"

HORACE, PVT. ----TH INFANTRY, A. E. F., WRITES:

While I was fussing you at home You put the notion in my dome That I was the Mola.s.ses Kid.

I batted strong. I'll say I did.

LYDIA, ANYBURG, U. S. A., WRITES:

While you were fussing me alone To other boys my heart was stone.

When I was all that you could see No girl had anything on me.

HORACE:

Well, say, I'm having some romance With one Babette, of Northern France.

If that girl gave me the command I'd dance a jig in No Man's Land.

LYDIA:

I, too, have got a young affair With Charley--say, that boy is _there_!

I'd just as soon go out and die If I thought it'd please that guy.

HORACE:

Suppose I can this foreign wren And start things up with you again?

Suppose I promise to be good?

I'd love you, Lyd. I'll say I would.

LYDIA:

Though Charley's good and handsome--_oh_, boy!

And you're a stormy, fickle doughboy, Go give the Hun his final whack, And I'll marry you when you come back.

From: Horace To: Phyllis Subject: Invitation

Book IV, Ode 11

"_Est mihi nonum superantis annum----_"

Phyllis, I've a jar of wine, (Alban, B. C. 49), Parsley wreaths, and, for your tresses, Ivy that your beauty blesses.

s.h.i.+nes my house with silverware; Frondage decks the altar stair-- Sacred vervain, a device For a lambkin's sacrifice.

Up and down the household stairs What a festival prepares!

Everybody's superintending-- See the sooty smoke ascending!

What, you ask me, is the date Of the day we celebrate?

13th April, month of Venus-- Birthday of my boss, Maecenas.

Let me, Phyllis, say a word Touching Telephus, a bird Ranking far too high above you; (And the loafer doesn't love you).

Lessons, Phyllie, may be learned From Phaeton--how he was burned!

And recall Bellerophon was One equestrian who thrown was.

Phyllis, of my loves the last, My philandering days are past.

Sing you, in your clear contralto, Songs I write for the rialto.