Lady Maude's Mania Part 16

"Well really, my lord--you see you owe me--"

"Sixty-five, Robbins."

"And interest, my lord."

"Of course, Robbins, of course; and you shall have it all back; but you see, Robbins, it is not always easy to lay one's hands on a few pounds to give to my son. You know it is quite safe."

"Oh, of course, my lord."

"I don't like to be so situated that I cannot oblige him with a sovereign now and then."

"Of course not, my lord. Will your lords.h.i.+p be good enough to write me an I.O.U.?"

"Certainly, Robbins, certainly. There--there--that's it. I.O.U. five pounds--Barmouth. Thank you, Robbins; you are a most valuable servant."

"Thank you, my lord."

"I've put you down for something handsome in my will, Robbins, so that if I should die some day, as I probably shall, you'll burn these I.O.U.s, Robbins, and pay yourself out of what I've left."

"Certainly, my lord; but suppose--"

"The will is disputed? Oh no, Robbins, I can do what I like with my money then, and I shall not be ungrateful."

The old man took the five pounds and went off, chuckling with delight at being able to supply Tom with a little hard cash next time that gentleman was short, which would be next day; while the butler said something to himself which sounded like--

"Poor old magpie. Well, he ain't a bad sort, and that's more than you can say of the dragon."

CHAPTER NINE.

LOVE ME, LOVE MY DOG.

There was gravel to be ground in Hyde Park, but Lady Maude declined to a.s.sist in the operation, pleading a bad headache; so Lady Barmouth took her carriage exercise alone, while his lords.h.i.+p watched till the barouche had gone, when he went up and sat by his child in the drawing-room, and talked to her for a time, ending by selecting a comfortable chair and going off fast asleep.

He had not been unconscious five minutes before Maude heard a bit of a disturbance, and directly after there was a scratching at the drawing-room door.

She started and listened, with the colour coming and going in her cheeks, when the scratching was repeated, and on her opening the door Joby trotted in, looked at her, gave his tail a wag to the right and a wag to the left. When, catching sight of Lord Barmouth, his canine nature got the better of him, and trotting up to the easy-chair, he sniffed two or three times at his lords.h.i.+p's pocket, ending by laying his ma.s.sive jowl upon the old man's knee.

Maude trembled as she watched the dog, and her face was flaming, but she dared not move.

The old gentleman half woke up, and realised the fact of the dog being there, for he put out his thin white hand, and patted the great head, and rubbed Joby's ears, muttering softly, "Good dog, then; poor old fellow," and then went off fast asleep.

Joby pushed his head a little farther up, and then had another sniff at the pocket. After this, giving his lords.h.i.+p up for a bad job, or roused to a sense of duty, he trotted over to Maude, laid his head in her lap, and stared up at her with his great eyes.

It seemed a shame to be so lavish of such sweet kisses, and on a dog's forehead; but all the same Maude bestowed them there, and the ugly brute blinked and snuffled and whined softly. Suddenly a thought seemed to strike Maude though, and her little fingers began to busy themselves about the dog's collar, to tremble visibly, and at last with a faint cry of joy she detached a note folded in a very small compa.s.s, and fitted in a little packet of leather the colour of the dog's skin.

Trembling with eagerness she was about to open it, when the door was opened, and Robbins entered to announce--

"Sir Grantley Wilters."

Maude turned from crimson to white, and Joby crept slowly under the couch, resenting an offer made by the butler to drive him out by such a display of white teeth that the pompous domestic said to himself that the dog might stay as long as he liked, for it wasn't his place to interfere.

Sir Grantley's costume was faultless, for he was a fortune to his tradespeople--the tightest of coats and gloves, the s.h.i.+niest of boots, and the choicest of "b.u.t.ton-holes," displayed in a tiny gla.s.s of water pinned in the fold of his coat, as he came in, hat and cane in one hand, and a little toy terrier in the other--one of those unpleasantly diminutive creatures whose legs seem as if they are not safe, and whose foreheads and eyes indicate water on the brain.

"Ah, Lady Maude. Delighted to find you alone," said the baronet, advancing and extinguis.h.i.+ng the dog with his hat, so as to leave his tightly-gloved hand free to salute the lady.

"I am not alone," said Maude quietly, and she pointed to his lords.h.i.+p's chair.

"No: to be sure. Asleep! Well, I really thought you were alone, don't you know."

"Papa often comes and sits with me now," said Maude, quietly.

"Very charming of him, very," said Sir Grantley. "Quite well?"

"Except a headache," said Maude.

"Sorry--very," said the baronet, hunting for his gla.s.s, which was now hanging between his shoulders. "Bad things headaches, very. Should go for a walk."

"I preferred staying at home this afternoon," said Maude.

"Did you, though! Ah!" said Sir Grantley. "Sorry about the headache.

Always take brandy and soda for headache I do, don't you know. By the way, Lady Maude," he continued, taking his hat off the little dog as if he were performing a conjuring trick, "I bought this beautiful little creechaw in Regent Street just now. Will you accept it from me?"

"Oh, thank you, no," said Maude. "I'm sure mamma would not approve of my accepting such a present."

"Oh, yes, I asked her yesterday, don't you know, and she said you'd be most happy. Very nice specimen, not often found so small. May I set it down?"

"Oh, certainly," said Maude, colouring with annoyance; and evidently very glad to get rid of the little animal, the baronet set it down and it began to make a tour of the room.

"Don't be nervous about accepting presents from me," said Sir Grantley, "because I shall bring you a great many."

"I beg you will not, Sir Grantley," said Maude, flus.h.i.+ng. "You must really by now be quite sure that such attentions are distasteful to me."

"Not used to them, you know," said the baronet smiling; "but I have her ladys.h.i.+p's full permission, and we shall understand each other in time.

Old gentleman sleeps well."

"Papa is getting old, and his health is feeble," said Maude, rather indignantly.

"Yes, very," said the baronet.--"I don't want to be a bore, but I've said so little to you about our future."

"Our future?"

"Yes; it's all settled. I proposed down at Hurst, and thought it was all over; but her ladys.h.i.+p kindly tells me that I may hope."

"Sir Grantley Wilters," cried Maude, rising, "I am not of course ignorant of what mamma's wishes are, but let me tell you as a gentleman that this subject is very distasteful to me, and that I can never, never think otherwise of you than I do now."

"Oh, yes, you will," said Sir Grantley, in a most unruffled manner.

"You are very young, don't you know. Think differently by and bye. Bad job this about poor Melton."