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"I want to know what I'm to do with all of these things," replied his boss, indicating the augmenting drifts.
"Throw 'em on the floor, is _my_ advice," said the employee drowsily.
"The more stuff you throw away, the better paper you get out. That's a proverb of the business."
"In other words, you think the paper would get along better without me than with me?"
"But you're enjoying yourself, aren't you?" queried his employee.
Heaving himself out of his chair, he ambled over to Hal's desk and evolved out of the chaos some semblance of order. "Don't find it as easy as your enthusiasm painted it," he suggested.
"Oh, I've still got the enthusiasm. If only I knew where to begin."
Ellis rubbed his ear thoughtfully and remarked: "Once I knew a man from Phoenix, Arizona, who was so excited the first time he saw the ocean that he borrowed a uniform from an absent friend, s.h.i.+nned aboard a five-thousand-ton brigantine, and ordered all hands to put out to sea immediately in the teeth of a whooping gale. But he," added the narrator in the judicial tone of one who cites mitigating circ.u.mstances, "was drunk at the time."
"Thanks for the parallel. I don't like it. But never mind that. The question is, What am I going to do?"
"That's the question all right. Are you putting it to me?"
"I am."
"Well, I was just going to put it to you."
"No use. I don't know."
The two men looked each other in the eye, long and steadily. Ellis's harsh face relaxed to a sort of grin.
"You want me to tell you?"
"Yes."
"What do you think you're hiring, a Professor of Journalism in the infant cla.s.s?" The tone of the question offset any apparent ill-nature in the wording.
"It might be made worth your while."
"All right; I'm hired."
"That's good," said Hal heartily. "I think you'll find I'm not hard to get along with."
"I think _you'll_ find _I_ am," replied the other with some grimness.
"But I know the game. Well, let's get down to cases. What do you want to do with the 'Clarion'?"
"Make it the cleanest, decentest newspaper in the city."
"Then you don't think it's that, now."
"No. I know it isn't."
"Did you get that from Dr. Surtaine?"
"Partly."
"What's the other part?"
"First-hand impressions. I've been going through the files."
"When?"
"Since nine o'clock this morning."
"With what idea?"
"Why, having bought a piece of property, I naturally want to know about it."
"Been through the plant yet? That's your property, too."
"No. I thought I'd find out more from the files. I've bought a newspaper, not a building."
The characteristic grunt with which Ellis favored his employer in reply to this seemed to have a note of approval in it.
"Well; now that you own the 'Clarion,'" he said after a pause, "what do you think of it?"
"It's yellow, and it's sensational, and--it's vulgar."
There was nothing complimentary in the other's snort this time.
"Of course it's vulgar. You can't sell a sweet-scented, prim old-maidy newspaper to enough people to pay for the z's in one font of type.
People are vulgar. Don't forget that. And you've got to make a newspaper to suit them. Lesson Number One."
"It needn't be a muckraking paper, need it, forever smelling out something rotten, and exploiting it in big headlines?"
"Oh, that's all bluff," replied the journalist easily. "We never turn loose on anything but the surface of things. Why, if any one started in really to muckrake this old respectable burg, the smell would drive most of our best citizens to the woods."
"Frankly, Mr. Ellis, I don't like cheap cynicism."
"Prefer to be fed up on pleasant lies?" queried his employee, unmoved.
"Not that either. I can take an unpleasant truth as well as the next man. But it's got to be the truth."
"Do you know the nickname of this paper?"
"Yes. My father told me of it."
"It was his set that pinned it on us. 'The Daily Carrion,' they call us, and they said that our triumphal roosters ought to be vultures. Do you know why?"
"In plain English because of the paper's lies and blackguardism."
"In plainer English, because of its truth. Wait a minute, now. I'm not saying that the 'Clarion' doesn't lie. All papers do, I guess. They have to. But it's when we've cut loose on straight facts that we've got in wrong."
"Give me an instance."