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If he dares--
GEORGE
h.e.l.lo, Marian!
MARIAN
Hm!
GEORGE
What, got a grouch on your honeymoon? That's a bad sign, Marian!
MARIAN
No, I haven't got any grouch! Don't _you_ worry! You're the only grouch I ever had, thank the Lord!
GEORGE
Well then. It isn't every woman gets rid of an incompatible husband and gets hold of a compatible one, all in same season.
FRED
Look here!
MARIAN
That's just like him! Coming over here with a grin on like a kid with a new toy. Well, we don't want anything to do with _you_. See?
GEORGE
Sure. Excuse me for b.u.t.ting in. I just wanted to make a little announcement.
MARIAN
Oh, you did! Well, I'm surprised! I didn't think _she_ was the kind you had to marry.
GEORGE
Huh! I knew you'd have your little knife out for her. But why you should have to be jealous _now_ I can't see.
MARIAN
I'm not jealous!
GEORGE
What you worrying about, then?
MARIAN
I'm not worrying! I'm only sore because you b.u.t.ted in when we were so happy together here without you.
GEORGE
Oh, _excuse_ me! As a matter of fact, I didn't come over to make any announcement. It's too late for that. I--
MARIAN
Married already! Anybody'd think you might wait a little while for common decency!
GEORGE
I waited a day longer than you did, anyhow.
MARIAN
That's different.
FRED
I _beg_ your pardon! We were just ordering dinner. If you didn't come to make any announcement, why--
MARIAN
Yes, what did you b.u.t.t in for?
GEORGE
Why, I got a letter from your friend Grace, and--
MARIAN
Grace? What did she have to say to _you_?
GEORGE
She said she was sorry I had to get a divorce, but I told her--
MARIAN
Sorry _you_ had to get a divorce! Well, if I don't fix _her_!
GEORGE
Oh, she's getting married, too.
MARIAN
