Watashi, Dokidoki Renai Kakumei de Onii-chan Yattemasu Chapter 12

The Student Council and the Solicitation and the Frightened Rabbit (1)

“So you finally encountered the Student Council! How did it go? Did you kiss?”

“I didn’t! Don’t even joke about it.”

Immediately after returning home from the training camp, I was forcibly called out by the doujins.h.i.+ writer, Subaru.

Even though I was busy and reluctant, due to my promise to Subaru, I got dragged out to tell her about the BL-like developments that occurred. Although it wasn’t my intention for those to happen, if I don’t get some advice from Subaru, this story could be going towards a grim ending. 

At the usual family restaurant, we conversed while having a late lunch. Subaru got the cake set while I went all-out and asked for the 1500 yen cut of thick steak.

For some reason, after getting this body, I don’t feel full no matter how much I consume. I also don’t gain weight. It could be due to p.u.b.erty.

“The first encounter in the scenario should have been a CG scene where the onii-chan gets his lips stolen in front of Mitsuki?”

“What’s with that, this kind of scenario.”

“Officially, he’ll obtain both of you, one after another. Moreover, it’s was set that Mitsuki-chan and her onii-chan, Mako, are completely his type. There’s also a Narahas.h.i.+ x Mitsuki-chan x Mako 3-person ending.”

She sleekly dropped a bomb on me as though it was nothing much.

It can’t be that Mitsuki-chan and I fall within his strike zone, right. Also, we don’t need an ending like that.

Even though this isn’t some horror game, doesn’t this mean that there’s no hope no matter how much I struggle? Even if I have to be her s.h.i.+eld, I won’t let Mitsuki meet him.

I had thought that there won’t be any BL developments since it was an otome game, but I should have known that the fujos.h.i.+ Subaru would have included BL scenarios somewhere. I was careless.

“Now that the capturable characters have slowly emerged, things are getting interesting.”

“What do you mean by ‘interesting’…… Will I be able to return to the previous worldー?”

I have a feeling that as things stand, I won’t be able to return. I think that the possibility of the Prince and Mitsuki dating is currently approximately 0.

I heard about their experience in the kimodames.h.i.+ but they only casually walked around and casually completed the course. In Mitsuki’s words, “It wasn’t as scary as I thought it would be”.

Can you really be an otome game heroine like that! While I’d like to rebuke her so, I found myself unable to scold the Mitsuki who gave a face that said I was admirable for conquering the ghosts.

When did I become a siscon. Mitsuki, what a frightening girl.

“You want to return, right? I’ll be sure to work hard so that we can.”

“Subaru……”

While picking at her cake, Subaru smoothly said the words I wanted to hear. It was slightly surprising.

Since it’s Subaru, I thought she’d take the stance that it’s more fun here, but it seems she properly has the intention to return.

I see. Even though it’s Subaru, she does wishes to return to the previous world. This makes me relieved.

“But until then I’ll make sure to fully enjoy this trip~”

“…… As expected, huh~”

To think I was relieved from Subaru’s words just now.

That Subaru would suppress the burning desire of an otaku girl for a transport to another world was impossible.

But she did say she’d think of a way to return even while enjoying herself. That’s something to feel glad about.

“Of course crackerー！ [1] Does Mako have a character you likeー? Didn’t you have a good feeling going there with Soutarou? Unless, you already did it?”

“TchーObviously not. I’m male on the family register, you know?”

“Love transcends the gender barrier!”

I’ve had enough of this person. Even though she spoke with a good smile, the words that came out weren’t good.

Soutarou and I definitely don’t have a relations.h.i.+p like that. Soutarou said that he thought of me as a friend and similarly I don’t think of him as anything more than a friend. He’s my best friend. It’s disrespectful to him to make a fuss about matters of like and love.

What should I do if weird rumours surface? Though I don’t mind, it’ll be a nuisance for Soutarou.

“How about it? Since I called you all the way here, tell me about the training camp~”

“Ah……”

I felt that the Subaru who was elegantly consuming the millefeuille was really a bishoujo. However, this beauty only gets the most fired up when listening to BL stories, what a disappointment.

She leaned forward with glittering eyes and a huge full-face smile.

Prompted by Subaru, I tried to recall yesterday’s events. Even though I wanted to recount the events in chronological order, at this rate won’t she misunderstand something again? This may be me overthinking, but the happenings of the training camp from top to bottom feels like BL.

Perhaps I’m thinking too much but I’ll evade a little and muddle things up a little as I talk.

“Ma, that’s true. Together with Kiritani, Kaname and Soutarou, we made curry and I partic.i.p.ated in the kimodames.h.i.+ with Soutarou. Then we strayed to the Student Council room and met the hentai Student Council President and the man who gave him a Lariat. Finally, I went to sleep while sandwiched between Soutarou and Kiritani.”

Although what I said was abridged here and there, I didn’t tell any lies.

“I see~. You enjoyed yourself, huh.”

“Ma, it was rather fun. Soutarou, Kaname and the Prince are good kids……”

Subaru was grinning. Looking at that expression of hers, I had the uncomfortable, creepy feeling that she understood everything.

Even though usually I’ll grab more of the free rice [2], for some reason I don’t have much appet.i.te today. But as I thought, the steak from this family restaurant is truly delicious. The me before would have been full with just 60% of the curry rice but the usual current me who turned male could eat about 3 times that amount.

“I see~. Fufu.”

Looking at the grinning Subaru who looks like she’s having fun, I had a bad premonition.

But it’s true that Soutarou and the others are good kids. Being with them is very enjoyable. Or should I say that it heals the heart.

At this point, a shadow was cast upon our table. While thinking “Oh, my?” and lifting my head, I abruptly felt a weight on my back. When I raised my voice in astonishment, along with a “kusukusu” laughter, that person applied strength with the arm that was looped around my neck. 

“Ehehe~, guess who?”

This voice…… I’m unusually scared of turning my head. After all, this voice was undoubtedly,undoubtedly, that of the absolute worst hentai.

Like the rusty screw mechanism of a machine, with a “gichigichi” sound, I turned behind in slow motion.

“…… Narahas.h.i.+…… kaichou[3].”

He was clad in a dress s.h.i.+rt with a loosely-fastened tie, revealing part of his skin. On top of that, Narahas.h.i.+ who had on a flashy yellow parka turned to observe me.

Even when looking at him in a bright place, as expected he’s one showy guy. Completely like a V-Kei[4] band member. He’s done well not to get caught breaking the school regulations.

“Haven’t seen you since yesterdayー, bunny-chan. Ehhh, you’re with a kawaii girl. On a date?”

“You’re wrong, leave right this instant, hentai.”

“Muu. I’ll seal those lips that are saying such nasty things.”

Narahas.h.i.+ grasped my forehead and forcibly tried to kiss me.

The Narahas.h.i.+ who tried to kiss me yesterday and today was really persistent. Something’s seriously wrong with him.

Furthermore, to attempt to kiss a fellow guy in a family restaurant, what kind of bugged game is this.

“Let go!”

“Don’t wanna. I want to kiss-kiss bunny-chan.”

“What’s with you, “want to kiss-kiss”? Get away, you fool.”

Takayanagi who was standing behind Narahas.h.i.+ stepped out and unleashed a magnificent Choke Sleeper.

I’ve been thinking since yesterday but, even though Takayanagi looks elegant, he’ll occasionally strike out with pro-wrestling moves and foul words.

“What~. Are you jealous, Chika-chan?”

“If you keep saying nonsense, I’ll bring you away.”

“Don’t wanna. I haven’t kiss-kissed bunny-chan yet~. Right~, bunny-chan?”

I distanced myself at full power from Narahas.h.i.+ who casually took a seat beside me after Takayanagi released his Choke Sleeper.

And Narahas.h.i.+ who noticed that embraced my waist and forcibly drew me towards him. He entwined his fingers with mine and brought his face closer. Shooting a glance at Subaru, I noticed her eyes were glistening and she looked at me with the expression of an otome in love. No matter how I think about it, I can’t expect any help from her.

“Release me……!”

“Ehehe, bunny-chan without gla.s.ses looks superbly kawaii. This face, is seriously completely my type~”

Although I tried to calm myself with a deep breath, this is really one disgusting feeling.　

While it’s said that being kissed by this guy is inevitable, will this keep continuing until that inevitable event happens? Then it’s better to just kiss now. I’ll endure and pretend that I’m being gnawed at by a dog.

“Bunny-chan, I love you a lot. I can obtain you too if I marry Mitsuki-chan, rightー?”

I woke up with that one sentence of his. If I fall here, Mitsuki might get bitten by his poison fangs.

No way. I can’t let that happen. I can’t get swept away by the current here. Didn’t I just swear not to raise any flags?

“Who’d let you marry her! If you come any closer, you’re suffer something 5 times stronger than Takayanagi-senpai’s Choke Sleeper. I’ll strike you with a  German・Suplex. Seriously.”

Making use of our entwined fingers, I pushed back at him and while glaring intensely, and spoke in a low voice I’ve never used before.

To Narahas.h.i.+ who gave a complacent grin reminiscent of a Ches.h.i.+re Cat, I strengthened my grip further.

“If it’s bunny-chan’s German・Suplex, I’ll happily receive it.”

“Seriously just go away……”

“Eh~, Chika-chan~, bunny-chan’s so cold.”

Speaking of Takayanagi, he’s drinking black coffee beside Subaru. What’s more, they’re chatting idly.

Both of them are too ‘my pace’. My chast.i.ty is in danger right now, you know. I might be kissed by this guy, you know.

Takayanagi who was gracefully draining his cup shot a smile towards Narahas.h.i.+.

“Though I believe Sakurai-kun’s more of the tender-hearted type?”

“He’s not tender at allー. He won’t let me kiss him, y’know?”

I don’t understand how the brain of this guy who’s still thinking about kissing even though he’s been rejected so much works.

Though I personally would like to leave quickly, Takayanagi called the shop a.s.sistant over and asked for an omurice. Incidentally, Narahas.h.i.+ ordered a hamburger set while hitting on the shop a.s.sistant and even kissed the a.s.sistant on the back of the hand. How a.s.sertive.

“The only ones who’ll happily kiss a hentai they just got to know would be those shallow followers of yours.”

“Ah, I see, so it’s fine as long as we get to know each other more! It’s settled, bunny-chan, join the Student Council.”

“…… hah?”

While I doubt that Takayanagi meant his words like that, how come they were interpreted this way. With the situation taking a sudden leap, I revealed a foolish expression as I looked at Narahas.h.i.+.

“I’ll be able to keep you by my side all the time if you join the Student Council. That way, you’ll come to love me and then we can kiss and do ecchi things. It’ll be a paradise where I have Mitsuki-chan and bunny-chan to either of my sides. Ehehe.”

How did it become like this. Rather, that won’t happen! Definitely not!

A paradise where Mitsuki and I serve Narahas.h.i.+ from both sides won’t happen!

“Stop joking! I’ll definitely not join the Student Council!”

“If you enter the Student Council. I’ll appoint you the person-in-charge of miscellaneous ch.o.r.es, a.s.sisting the Student Council President. Ehehe, I’ll be sure to prepare special ch.o.r.es for you, bunny-chan~”

What’s with that improper position!

Exactly what kind of work falls under ‘miscellaneous ch.o.r.es’? I’m scared.

I didn’t expect to suddenly receive a solicitation from the Student Council. Of course I don’t intend to join but will my declining even have any use?

The person I rely on, Subaru, was carefreely having a conversation with Takayanagi. I beg you, Subaru and Takayanagi! Do something about this hentai Student Council President!