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And their affectionate devotion pays me, it pays me richly, for all the care and anxiety they caused me. There hain't no paymaster like Love: he pays the best wages, and the most satisfyin', of anybody I ever see. But I am a eppisodin', and to resoom and continue on.
Wall! the dinner pa.s.sed off perfectly delightful and agreeable. The children and Josiah eat as if-Wall, suffice it to say, the way they eat wus a great compliment to the cook, and I took it so.
Thomas J. wus highly delighted with his presents. I got him a nice white willow rockin'-chair, with red ribbons run all round the back, and bows of the same on top, and a red cus.h.i.+on,-a soft feather cus.h.i.+on that I made myself for it, covered with crimson rep (wool goods, very nice). Why, the cus.h.i.+on cost me above 60 cents, besides my work and the feathers.
Josiah proposed to get him a acordeun, but I talked him out of that; and then he wanted to get him a bright blue necktie. But I perswaided him to give him a handsome china coffee cup and saucer, with "To My Son" painted on it; and I urged him to give him that, with ten new silver dollars in it. Says I, "He is all the son you have got, and a good son." And Josiah consented after a parlay. Why, the chair I give him cost about as much as that; and it wuzn't none too good, not at all.
Wall, he had a lovely day. And what made it pleasanter, we had a prospect of havin' another jest as good. For in about 2 months' time it would be Tirzah's Ann's birthday; and we both told her, Josiah and me, both did, that she must get ready for jest another such a time. For we laid out to treat 'em both alike (which is both Christian and common sense). And we told 'em they must all be ready to come home that day, Providence and the weather permittin'.
Wall, it wus so awful pleasant when the children got ready to go home, that Josiah proposed that he and me should go along to Jonesville with 'em, and carry little Samantha Joe. And I wus very agreeable to the idee, bein' a little tired, and thinkin' such a ride would be both restful and refres.h.i.+n'.
And, oh! how beautiful every thing looked as we rode along! The sun wus goin' down in glory; and Jonesville layin' to the west of us, we seemed to be a ridin' along right into that glory-right towards them golden palaces, and towers of splendor, that riz up from the sea of gold. And behind them s.h.i.+nin' towers wus shadowy mountain ranges of softest color, that melted up into the tender blue of the April sky. And right in the east a full moon wuz sailin', lookin' down tenderly on Josiah and me and the babe-and Jonesville and the world. And the comet sot there up in the sky like a silent and s.h.i.+nin' mystery.
The babe's eyes looked big and dreamy and thoughtful. She has got the beautifulest eyes, little Samantha Joe has. You can look down deep into 'em, and see yourself in 'em; but, beyond yourself, what is it you can see? I can't tell, nor n.o.body. The ellusive, wonderful beauty that lays in the innocent baby eyes of little Samantha Joe. The sweet, fur-off look, as if she wus a lookin' right through this world into a fairer and more peaceful one.
[Ill.u.s.tration: G.o.d'S COMMA.]
And how smart they be, who can answer their questioning,-questionin' about every thing. n.o.body can't-Josiah can't, nor I, nor n.o.body. Pretty soon she looked up at the comet; and says she, "Nama,"-she can't say grandma,-"Nama, is that G.o.d's comma?"
Now, jest see how deep that wuz, and beautiful, very. The heavens wuz full of the writin' of G.o.d, writin' we can't read yet, and translate into our coa.r.s.er language; and she, with her deep, beautiful eyes, a readin' it jest as plain as print, and puttin' in all the marks of punctuation. Readin' the marvellous poem of glory, with its tremblin' pause of flame.
Josiah says, it is because she couldn't say comet; but I know better. Says I, "Josiah Allen, hain't it the same shape as a comma?"
And he had to gin it up that it was. And in a minute or two she says agin,-
"Nama, what is the comma up there for?"
Now hear that, how deep that wuz. Who could answer that question? I couldn't, nor Josiah couldn't. Nor the wisest philosopher that ever walked the earth, not one of 'em. From them that kept their night-watches on the newly built pyramids, to the astronimers of to-day who are spending their lives in the study of the heavens. If every one of them learned men of the world, livin' and dead, if they all stood in rows in our door-yard in front of little Samantha Joe, they would have to bow their haughty heads before her, and put their finger on their lips. Them lips could say very large words in every language under the sun; but they couldn't answer my baby's question, not one of 'em.
But I am eppisodin' fearfully, fearfully; and to resoom.
We left the children and the babe safe in their respective housen', and happy; and we went on placidly to Jonesville, got our usual groceries, and stopped to the post-office. Josiah went into the office, and come out with his "World," and one letter, a big letter with a blue envelope. I thought it had a sort of a queer look, but I didn't say nothin'. And it bein' sort o' darkish, he didn't try to open it till we got home. Only I says,-
"Who do you s'pose your letter is from, Josiah Allen?"
And he says, "I don't know: the postmaster had a awful time a tryin' to make out who it was to. I should think, by his tell, it wus the dumbdest writin' that ever wus seen. I should think, by his tell, it went ahead of yourn."
"Wall," says I, "there is no need of your swearin'." Says I, "If I wus a grandfather, Josiah Allen, I would choose my words with a little more decency, not to say morality."
"Wall, wall! your writin' is enough to make a man sweat, and you know it."
"I hadn't disputed it," says I with dignity. And havin' laid the blame of the bad writin' of the letter he had got, off onto his companion, as the way of male pardners is, he felt easy and comfortable in his mind, and talked agreeable all the way home, and affectionate, some.
Wall, we got home; and I lit a light, and fixed the fire so it burnt bright and clear. And I drawed up a stand in front of the fire, with a bright crimson spread on it, for the lamp; and I put Josiah's rockin'- chair and mine, one on each side of it; and put Josiah's slippers in front of the hearth to warm. And then I took my knittin'-work, and went to knittin'; and by that time Josiah had got his barn-ch.o.r.es all done, and come in.
[Ill.u.s.tration: JOSIAH READING THE LETTER.]
And the very first thing he did after he come in, and drawed off his boots, and wondered "why under the gracious heavens it was, that the bootjack never could be found where he had left it" (which was right in the middle of the settin'-room floor). But he found it hangin' up in its usual place in the closet, only a coat had got hung up over it so he couldn't see it for half a minute.
And after he had his warm slippers on, and got sot down in his easy-chair opposite to his beloved companion, he grew calmer again, and more placider, and drawed out that letter from his pocket.
And I sot there a knittin', and a watchin' my companion's face at the same time; and I see that as he read the letter, he looked s.m.u.t, and sort o' wonder-struck: and says I,-
"Who is your letter from, Josiah Allen?"
And he says, lookin' up on top of it,-
"It is from the headquarters of the Railroad Company;" and says he, lookin' close at it agin, "As near as I can make out, it is a free pa.s.s for me to ride on the railroad."
Says I, "Why, that can't be, Josiah Allen. Why should they give you a free pa.s.s?"
"I don't know," says he. "But I know it is one. The more I look at it," says he, growin' excited over it,-"the more I look at it, the plainer I can see it. It is a free pa.s.s."
Says I, "I don't believe it, Josiah Allen."
"Wall, look at it for yourself, Samantha Allen" (when he is dretful excited, he always calls me Samantha Allen), "and see what it is, if it hain't that;" and he throwed it into my lap.
[Ill.u.s.tration: COPY OF THE LETTER: FREE Pa.s.s.]
I looked at it close and severe, but not one word could I make out, only I thought I could partly make out the word "remove," and along down the sheet the word "place," and there wus one word that did look like "free." And Josiah jumped at them words; and says he,-
"It means, you know, the pa.s.s reads like this, for me to remove myself from place to place, free. Don't you see through it?" says he.
"No," says I, holdin' the paper up to the light. "No, I don't see through it, far from it."
"Wall," says he, highly excited and tickled, "I'll try it to-morrow, anyway. I'll see whether I am in the right, or not."
And he went on dreamily, "Lemme see-I have got to move that lumber in the mornin' up from my wood-lot. But it won't take me more'n a couple of hours, or so, and in the afternoon I'll take a start."
Says I, "What under the sun, Josiah Allen, should the Railroad Company give you a free pa.s.s for?"
"Wall," says he, "I have my thoughts."
He spoke in a dretful sort of a mysterious way, but proud; and I says,-
"What do you think is the reason, Josiah Allen?"
And he says, "It hain't always best to tell what you think. I hain't obleeged to," says he.
And I says, "No. As the poet saith, n.o.body hain't obleeged to use common sense unless they have got it;" and I says, in a meanin' tone, "No, I can't obleege you to tell me."
Wall, sure enough, the next day, jest as quick as he got that lumber drawed up to the house, Josiah Allen dressed up, and sot off for Jonesville, and come home at night as tickled a man as I ever see, if not tickleder.
And he says, "Now what do you think, Samantha Allen? Now what do you think about my ridin' on that pa.s.s?"
And I says, "Have you rode on it, Josiah Allen?"
And he says, "Yes, mom, I have. I have rode to Loontown and back; and I might have gone ten times as fur, and not a word been said."