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PENDLETON [_kisses her carelessly_]. There let me go.
MARGARET. I want a real kiss.
PENDLETON. Don't be silly, dear, I can't play this morning. I've simply got to finish my last chapter.
[_A bell rings, Mrs. Abbey enters and goes to door._]
MRS. ABBEY. There's a lady to see Mr. Pendleton.
MARGARET. Tell her to come in!
PENDLETON. But, Margaret!
MARGARET. Remember! [_Significantly._] The first woman you meet!
[_Exit Margaret. Mrs. Abbey enters with Baroness de Meauville.
Exit Mrs. Abbey._]
BARONESS DE MEAUVILLE [_speaking with a p.r.o.nounced English accent_].
Good morning, Mr. Pendleton, I'm the Baroness de Meauville!
PENDLETON [_recalling her name_]. Baroness de Meauville? Ah, the costumiere?
BARONESS. Not a costumiere, Mr. Pendleton, I am an artist, an artist in modern attire. A woman is to me what a canvas is to a painter.
PENDLETON. Excuse me for receiving you in my dressing gown. I was at work.
BARONESS. I like to see men in dressing gowns--yours is charming.
PENDLETON [_flattered and pleased_]. Do you like it? I designed it myself.
BARONESS [_looking seductively into his eyes_]. How few really creative artists there are in America.
PENDLETON [_modestly_]. You flatter me.
BARONESS. Not at all. You must know that I'm a great admirer of yours, Mr. Pendleton. I've read every one of your books. I feel I know you as an old friend.
PENDLETON. That's very nice of you!
[_The Baroness reclines on couch; takes jeweled cigarette case from reticule and offers Pendleton a cigarette._]
BARONESS. Will you smoke?
PENDLETON. Thanks.
[_Pendleton lights her cigarette, then his own. He draws his chair up to the couch. An atmosphere of mutual interest is established._]
BARONESS. Mr. Pendleton, I have a mission in life. It is to make the American woman the best dressed woman in the world. I came here to-day because I want you to help me.
PENDLETON. But I have no ambitions in that direction.
BARONESS. Why should you have ambitions? Only the bourgeoisie have ambitions. We artists have inspirations. I want to breathe into you the spirit of my great undertaking. Already I have opened my place in the smartest part of the Avenue. Already I have drawn my a.s.sistants from all parts of the world. Nothing is lacking to complete my plans but you.
PENDLETON. Me? Why me?
BARONESS [_endearingly_]. Are you not considered one of the foremost men of letters in America?
PENDLETON [_modestly_]. Didn't you say you had read all my books?
BARONESS. Are you not the only writer who has successfully portrayed the emotional side of American life?
PENDLETON [_decidedly_]. Yes.
BARONESS. Exactly. That is why I have chosen you to write my advertis.e.m.e.nts.
PENDLETON [_aghast_]. But, Baroness!
BARONESS. You're not going to say that. It's so ordinary.
PENDLETON. But, but, you want me to write advertis.e.m.e.nts!
BARONESS. Please don't disappoint me.
PENDLETON. Yes, I suppose that's so. But one has a sense of pride.
BARONESS. Art comes before Pride. Consider my feelings, an aristocrat, coming here to America and engaging in commerce, and advertising, and other dreadful things, and all for the sake of Art!
PENDLETON. But you make money out of it!
BARONESS. Only incidentally. Just as you, in writing my advertis.e.m.e.nts, would make, say ten thousand or so, as a sort of accident. But don't let us talk of money. It's perfectly revolting, isn't it? Art is Life, and I believe in Life for Art's sake. That's why I'm a success.
PENDLETON. Indeed? How interesting. Please go on.
BARONESS. When a woman comes to me for a gown, I don't measure body, why should I? I measure her mind. I find her color harmony. In a moment I can tell whether she ought to wear scarlet, mauve, taupe, magenta, or any other color, so as to fall into her proper rhythm. Every one has a rhythm, you know. [_Pendleton sits on sofa._] But I don't have to explain all this to you, Mr. Pendleton. You understand it intuitively.
This heliotrope you are wearing shows me at once that you are in rhythm.
PENDLETON [_thinks of Margaret_]. I'm not so sure that I am. What you say interests me. May I ask you a question?
BARONESS. Yes, but I may not answer it.
PENDLETON. Why do you wear heliotrope and the same shade as mine?
BARONESS [_with mock mystery_]. You mustn't ask me that.
PENDLETON. I'm all curiosity.
BARONESS. Curiosity is dangerous.
PENDLETON. Supposing I try to find out?
