Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 39.2

Chapter 39.2 - Xiao Lin your guts are really big 3

“En, you can go back. I know.” Chief Ning actually proactively let her go so of course, Tang Xiao slipped away instantly.

Xiao Lin disappeared for a whole week.

Chief Ning also disappeared for a week.

Xiao Lin’s phone was turned off.

Chief Ning’s was also in an unserviceable area.

Tang Xiao was suspicious that the two had been abducted by aliens.

The cast and crew had rented out the hotel.

Su Bai was allergic to dogs and Mu Cheng normally didn’t have time to take care of the dumb husky as well as the golden retriever so they could only take the two dogs to Xiao Zhe’s pet store.

When Tang Xiao left, the dumb husky was especially excited.

That night, Xiao Zhe even sent her a text message, saying that the dumb husky had eaten a lot of dog food.

The dog had even added to its own meals, eating a second meal.

As for what was added, Tang Xiao didn’t want to know anything about it.

When they were filming, Qiao Yijing actually got a wheelchair for her.

Mu Cheng and Su Bai stood in front of the camera for  hours so Tang Xiao’s wheelchair was basically what everyone was fantasising about.

Every day, Tang Xiao would sit in her wheelchair, wheeling herself around and she actually felt a bit like an emperor going to the imperial court.

Tang XIao: Mu Cheng, look, this is the empire that this emperor has made for you!

Everyone: ….

Tang Xiao’s scenes were mostly in the middle of the film.

This whole week, she’d acted as a background and the rest of the time, she’d spent in her room playing games.

Spirit Road’s couples’ PK battle had entered its fifth round.

Mu Cheng didn’t have any time to play so this was handed over to Xia Ziyang.

[Guild] Millions of lolis: T_T Little Tang poem, save me.

[Guild] Tang poem: What happened?

[Guild] Millions of lolis: T_T I’m being chased to death.

[Guild] Tang poem: F****! To dare to chase after someone from j.a.panese rose, tell me which guild he’s from. Daddy will go destroy his nest.

[Guild] Millions of lolis: T_T

After ten minutes, the same dialogue repeated itself.

[Guild] Millions of lolis: T_T Little Tang poem, save me.

[Guild] Tang poem: …. Report your location, I’ll go save you.

[Guild] Millions of lolis:  T_T I’m being chased to death.

[Guild] Tang poem: ……..

[Guild] Millions of lolis: T_T

This repeated itself a few times, once every ten minutes.

It was even more accurate than her dumb husky, she almost felt a bit mentally exhausted.

[Guild] Tang poem: …. Loli, if you’re sick, go take your meds. Please don’t give up on yourself, don’t give up on healing yourself. If you continue on like this, my mental health won’t be well.

[Guild] Millions of lolis: T_T I was just thinking about whether I should tell you an earth shattering secret.

[Guild] Tang poem: For example, you lied to your boss, killed your boss’ boss?  

[Guild] Millions of lolis: T_T didn’t kill, just knocked out.

[Guild] Tang poem: ……

Tang Xiao suddenly had a bad feeling.

Why did this scene feel familiar?

Why did it feel like she’d experienced these feelings before?

[Private] Millions of lolis to you: Little Tang poem, T_T save me.

[Private] You to Millions of lolis: Who are you.

[Private] Millions of lolis to you: Do you still remember who it was that helped you secretly receive Mu Cheng’s posters! Do you still remember who it was that sent you fruit pancakes every morning! Do you still remember who helped you take your dog for a clean every week! Do you still remember who it was that sneakily pirated little ‘films’ for you to watch!

Tang Xiao finally was able to confirm what that feeling just then was.

With a bit of shock, a bit of f****, a bit of freaking d.a.m.n it, a bit of f*** me.

Of course, in the end was a sharpening knife heading towards some pigs and goats.

In the beginning, when she knew that Yellow river flows was Xiao Zhe, Tang Xiao was speechless and she felt a bit choked up.

When she knew that Su Muzhe was Mu Cheng, she wanted to jump off a building to calm down, hitting herself in the face a few times on the way because d.a.m.n, she really deserved it after asking for death so many times.

Right now, finding out that Loli was Xiao Lin, Tang Xiao just wanted to get a sword and stab herself until she became a r*tard.

[Private] Millions of lolis to you: Tang Xiao! Why aren’t you speaking!

[Private] You to Millions of lolis: Don’t make noise, I need to find an appropriate weapon to see if I can chop you into pieces.

[Private] Millions of lolis to you: T_T Don’t, I can explain. It was Chief Ning who asked me in the beginning to come into the game to watch after you, in case you were making trouble.  

[Private] You to Millions of lolis: ………

Chief Ning really was something like Buddha.

She felt like for as long as she’d been playing games, Chief Ning had known everything.

[Private] You to Millions of lolis: First, let’s not talk about that. You’ve been at home this whole week?

[Private] Millions of lolis to you: T_T Chief Ning found my home so I ran out ages ago. Right now, the four seas are my home.

Tang Xiao: ….

[Private] You to Millions of lolis: Speak, did you take the opportunity to make Chief NIng unable to get ‘it’ up any more? Otherwise, wouldn’t it just be another drunken mistake? He’s already a thirty something big old man, it’s not like he’s suffered any losses. There shouldn’t be a need for him to chase you around for you to take responsibility for him?

[Private] Millions of lolis to you: It’s a long story, a very long story. Right now, I’m at the hotel using their wifi, come pick me up~

Tang Xiao: ….

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TL note:

Are you shocked or are you shocked?

Chief Ning being omniscient has finally been debunked - it was Xiao Lin ratting out Tang Xiao this whole time!

Leave a comment and because Loli was actually a girl?? xx

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