Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 71.2

Chapter 71.2 - Your daddy suddenly went online

[Now] Big chest, no touching: The system just said that I a.s.sist-killed my daddy????

[Now] This emperor: …. F****, whose name is so trashy, to actually call themselves ‘your daddy suddenly'! Making me feel like I'd actually killed my daddy, scared me so bad that my whole body actually shook!

[Now] Your daddy suddenly: Your daddy's here, are you thinking of me?

Just as she finished speaking, she found a land mine and ran to This emperor, and clicked on him.

[System] Your daddy suddenly died together with you.

This emperor ….

[Now] This emperor: ….. F****, this name is so cheap, I really felt like my dad was hugging me to die together.

[Now] July: …….

Very quickly, the other players also experienced being ravaged like this.

[Now] Wind blows pants: F****, do all of Buddhist temple's player's dads suddenly like exploding now?

[Now] Your daddy suddenly: Come! Let's explode together! Let's mutually harm each other!

[Now] This emperor: …… so cheap.

[Now] July: …… so cheap.

Tang Xiao was very happy and didn't get tired at all. No matter how many other players came to watch, Tang Xiao would quickly find a landmine and send them an explosion.

Half of Buddhist temple's players had been exploded by her.

[Now] Big chest, no touching: Alright, a person of talent appears in every generation of Jiangshan, one is more cheap than the other for a hundred years.

[Now] What kind of fur: I didn't get to witness Tang poem's perverted period but I made it to this part so it wasn't a waste of my time coming to this server.

[Now] Your daddy suddenly: Come, my sons~ Greet me~

Once Tang Xiao started feeling pleased, it was easy for her to get c.o.c.ky.

Once she typed that line out, the battlefield was suddenly filled with people.

Their mission was to ‘greet' her.

After everyone had experienced being exploded by their dads, they then felt how it was like to kill their dads.

They all felt slightly different about it.

[World] Big chest, no touching: Ah, don't say it, it actually feels kind of good.

[World] July: Aye, this type of feeling wasn't like when we beat up little Tang poem. This is like a good type of feeling but also a dark kind of good feeling. At first, your whole body would shake but after the s.h.i.+vers, it would enter through your legs, your waist wouldn't hurt, your feet wouldn't hurt and even the hands that hold the mouse started to feel stronger. Thinking back about it, I can't stop, let's do it again!

[World] Your daddy suddenly: ….. Are the people nowadays this brutish? Do you feel a sense of achievement by killing your daddy!

[World] Powerful hotpot: Killing my daddy gives me no sense of achievement but watching you ask for death gives me a huge sense of achievement.

[World] Your daddy suddenly: QAQ

The citizens of Buddha's temple all became silent for a long time.

Previously, when Tang poem was there, it was very rowdy.

They'd beat her up every day, every three days, there was a huge fight and every five days, it'd reach a climax.

Her ways of asking for death made people sigh so it really was quite a long time until they saw someone that was also so curious, the future generation of Tang poem!

Tang Xiao suddenly realised that the more she asked for death, the more the other players felt good about it.

At first, she thought that if she couldn't beat them, at least they could die together to disgust the other player.

But in the end, they did die together but she didn't manage to disgust them.

It was like they were shot up with adrenaline.

One after the other, they'd run up to her, wanting to get killed by her.

[World] July: I suddenly feel like, this isn't good.

[World] Your daddy suddenly; Yes, yes, yes, this is not good.

[World] July: You also feel like this isn't good, ah~ There's just no discipline. So, I think we should all line up. The enchanters to one side, freeze her so she doesn't move around. The rest of you, all line up and slowly kill her one by one.

[World] Your daddy suddenly: ……

What was called asking for death!!!!!

This was it!!!!

Tang Xiao felt like she was about to explode!!!

The most important thing was that Buddhist temple players were very experienced!!

There was no need to say anything more because they all suddenly began to lineup.

[World] Big chest, no touching: ╮(╯▽╰)╭, this is all because we've had experience lining up and killing little Tang poem. What other Spirit road server is like ours, so orderly, so harmonious!

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TL note:

Every generation of Jiangshan - twisted version of a poem, instead of ‘cheap', the original poem says that every person is of more literate excellence than the previous

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