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"What a load of horse c.r.a.p!!!" Mu Yifan angrily slapped his hand on the tabletop: "I'm a grown man. How can I be pregnant?! There must be something wrong with the report!"
Even if he was female, he was pretty sure that he couldn't have gotten pregnant because according to this body's memory, the owner stayed in his house all day for the past four months. Other than Li Qingtian and the food delivery man, he couldn't have interacted with anyone else, let alone hopping into bed with some guy.
Also, the original Mu Yifan was straight. How could he be carrying some man's child?!
The doctor calmly explained: "Mr. Mu, I can understand how you're feeling right now, but this report definitely belongs to you. The subject is a male who has no uterus yet is tested positive for pregnancy. It defies all logic; therefore, I suggest that you as a man should…"
"YOU SHUT UP!!!" Mu Yifan screamed and grabbed the doctor by his collar.
He did not deserve to be a man if he didn't get angry for being labelled as pregnant!
Unfazed, the doctor quickly spoke in one breath: "Get the fetus aborted."
"YOU…!" About to say something, pain suddenly radiated from his abdomen. His insides felt like they were in knots. Unable to think about anything else, he whimpered: "Hurts… It hurts… My stomach hurts."
The doctor jumped to his feet: "The fetus is unstable. You should take it easy."
"You…" Livid, he wanted to give this quack a good, heavy beating. d.a.m.n it! Could he not read other people’s emotions?! How dared he keep mentioning the word 'fetus'!
"Mr. Mu, I still strongly encourage you to abort. Otherwise, your life might be at risk." As he spoke, he helped Mu Yifan to steady himself.
However, the second when the doctor had touched Mu Yifan's arm, an electric current had run through his entire body. He grew numb and collapsed to the floor.
Zhan Beitian stood there, stunned.
He saw Mu Yifan's body emit a purple-red electric current at the doctor and shocked him until unconscious.
Not caring whether he was dead or alive, Mu Yifan continued to roll on the floor: "Hurts so much… dying…"
His cries of agony attracted three nurses over. Seeing the doctor lying down, they worriedly called out to him: "Doctor Zheng! Are you alright? Hurry!!! Someone get Dr. Hu!"
Soon, the emergency room erupted into chaos.
Zhan Beitian returned his focus and swiftly carried Mu Yifan out.
The moment he laid in Zhan Beitian's arms, the pain in his abdomen dissapeared. If he wasn't so drained of energy, he would’ve thought that it was all just a hallucination.
"d.a.m.n it! d.a.m.n it! That quack!!! He's definitely a quack!" He complained throughout the entire journey on their way out. Zhan Beitian found Mu Yifan's car, stuffed him in the front pa.s.senger's seat, and sat in the driver's seat. He didn't automatically start the car. Instead, he turned his head towards the man who kept cursing while simultaneously rubbing his abdomen. All of a sudden, he let out a chuckle and then uncontrollably laughed out loud.
T/N: The t.i.tle of this chapter is 你給老子閉嘴 which roughly translates to “you shut your mouth for me”. MYF refers to himself as lao zi 老子, an arrogant masculine 3rd person noun for “me” in this context. For females, they call themselves lao niang 老娘. Strictly speaking, 老子 and 老娘 are reserved for the elderly such as parents, grandparents, etc. but they are informal, even crude, honorifics.
