Redemption and two other plays Part 82

ANNA PaVLOVNA (to LEONiD FYoDORITCH). There, you see! You are being made a fool of.

TaNYA. Let me go home, Anna Pavlovna!

ANNA PaVLOVNA. No, my dear! You may have caused us a loss of thousands of roubles. Land has been sold that ought not to be sold!

TaNYA. Let me go, Anna Pavlovna!

ANNA PaVLOVNA. No; you'll have to answer for it! Such tricks won't do.

We'll have you up before the Justice of the Peace!

BETSY (comes forward). Let her go, mamma. Or, if you wish to have her tried, you must have me tried too! She and I did it together.

ANNA PaVLOVNA. Well, of course, if you have a hand in anything, what can one expect but the very worst results!

[Enter the PROFESSOR.

PROFESSOR. How do you do, Anna Pavlovna? How do you do, Miss Betsy?

Leonid Fyodoritch, I have brought you a report of the Thirteenth Congress of Spiritualists at Chicago. An amazing speech by Schmidt!

LEONiD FYoDORITCH. Oh, that is interesting!

ANNA PaVLOVNA. I will tell you something much more interesting! It turns out that both you and my husband were fooled by this girl! Betsy takes it on herself, but that is only to annoy me. It was an illiterate peasant girl who fooled you, and you believed it all.

There were no mediumistic phenomena last night; it was she (pointing to TaNYA) who did it!

PROFESSOR (taking off his overcoat). What do you mean?

ANNA PaVLOVNA. I mean that it was she who, in the dark, played on the guitar and beat my husband on the head and performed all your idiotic tricks--and she has just confessed!

PROFESSOR (smiling). What does that prove?

ANNA PaVLOVNA. It proves that your mediumism is--tomfoolery; that's what it proves!

PROFESSOR. Because this young girl wished to deceive, we are to conclude that mediumism is "tomfoolery," as you are pleased to express it? (Smiles.) A curious conclusion! Very possibly this young girl may have wished to deceive: that often occurs. She may even have done something; but then, what she did--she did. But the manifestations of mediumistic energy still remain manifestations of mediumistic energy!

It is even very probable that what this young girl did evoked (and so to say solicited) the manifestation of mediumistic energy,--giving it a definite form.

ANNA PaVLOVNA. Another lecture!

PROFESSOR (sternly). You say, Anna Pavlovna, that this girl, and perhaps this dear young lady also, did something; but the light we all saw, and, in the first case the fall, and in the second the rise of temperature, and Grossman's excitement and vibration--were those things also done by this girl? And these are facts, Anna Pavlovna, facts! No! Anna Pavlovna, there are things which must be investigated and fully understood before they can be talked about, things too serious, too serious....

LEONiD FYoDORITCH. And the child that Marya Vasilevna distinctly saw?

Why, I saw it too.... That could not have been done by this girl.

ANNA PaVLOVNA. You think yourself wise, but you are--a fool.

LEONiD FYoDORITCH. Well, I'm going.... Alexey Vladimiritch, will you come?

[Exit into his study.

PROFESSOR (shrugging his shoulders, follows). Oh, how far, how far, we still lag behind Western Europe!

[Enter JACOB.

ANNA PaVLOVNA (following LEONiD FYoDORITCH with her eyes). He has been tricked like a fool, and he sees nothing! (To JACOB.) What do you want?

JACOB. How many persons am I to lay the table for?

ANNA PaVLOVNA. For how many?... Theodore Ivanitch! Let him give up the silver plate to you. Be off, at once! It is all his fault! This man will bring me to my grave. Last night he nearly starved the dog that had done him no harm! And, as if that were not enough, he lets the infected peasants into the kitchen, and now they are here again! It is all his fault! Be off at once! Discharge him, discharge him! (To SIMON.) And you, horrid peasant, if you dare to have rows in my house again, I'll teach you!

SECOND PEASANT. All right, if he is a horrid peasant there's no good keeping him; you'd better discharge him too, and there's an end of it.

ANNA PaVLOVNA (while listening to him looks at THIRD PEASANT). Only look! Why, he has a rash on his nose--a ras.h.!.+ He is ill; he is a hotbed of infection!! Did I not give orders, yesterday, that they were not to be allowed into the house, and here they are again? Drive them out!

THEODORE IVaNITCH. Then are we not to accept their money?

ANNA PaVLOVNA. Their money? Oh yes, take their money; but they must be turned out at once, especially this one! He is quite rotten!

THIRD PEASANT. That's not just, lady. G.o.d's my witness, it's not just!

You'd better ask my old woman, let's say, whether I am rotten! I'm clear as crystal, let's say.

ANNA PaVLOVNA. He talks!... Off, off with him! It's all to spite me!... Oh, I can't bear it, I can't!... Send for the doctor!

[Runs away, sobbing. Exit also JACOB and GREGORY.

TaNYA (to BETSY). Miss Elizabeth, darling, what am I to do now?

BETSY. Never mind, you go with them and I'll arrange it all.

[Exit.

FIRST PEASANT. Well, your reverence, how about the reception of the sum now?

SECOND PEASANT. Let us settle up, and go.

THIRD PEASANT (fumbling with the packet of banknotes). Had I known, I'd not have come for the world. It's worse than a fever!

THEODORE IVaNITCH (to DOORKEEPER). Show them into my room. There's a counting-board there. I'll receive their money. Now go.

DOORKEEPER. Come along.

THEODORE IVaNITCH. And it's Tanya you have to thank for it. But for her you'd not have had the land.

FIRST PEASANT. That's just it. As she made the proposal, so she put it into effect.

THIRD PEASANT. She's made men of us. Else what were we? We had so little land, no room to let a hen out, let's say, not to mention the cattle. Good-bye, dear! When you get to the village, come to us and eat honey.

SECOND PEASANT. Let me get home and I'll start brewing the beer for the wedding! You will come?

TaNYA. Yes, I'll come, I'll come! (Shrieks.) Simon, this is fine, isn't it?