Dancing with Mr. Darcy Part 6

'Oh no,' she said. 'I'll be needing those.'

The train continued south at a leisurely pace. In the sunlight the snow softened and began to dissipate. Brooks and streams, unfrozen, grew brown with snowmelt and brimmed over to lap at fields, their eager ripples forming new and temporary lakes.

My inspiration: The inspiration for this story came from a visit to Chawton House Library one snowy day in February, 2009, to read works by Mary Sh.e.l.ley. Snowmelt was also shaped by other recent events in my life and in the world of books, and by a conversation with Chawton House librarian, Jacqui Grainger.

THE WATERSHED.

Stephanie s.h.i.+elds.

I adopted the brace position from North Cheam to Seaford. Sandwiched between my two older cousins, I only straightened my back to draw air into my constricted lungs. Surrept.i.tiously, Aunt Martha placed two nitroglycerine tablets under her tongue. Maggie, to my left, studied the fleeting verge. James, head tilted slightly to the right, pale-blue eyes abstracted, appeared to be focusing inwards.

Had I been the man who conducts driving tests, I would have sent Uncle Simeon straight back to the centre and prescribed another twenty lessons. Perhaps this was a harsh and arrogant judgement from a seventeen-year-old who didn't drive yet. However, I had driven with my father since I was seven and he exemplified courtesy, common sense and restraint. Uncle Simeon lacked these qualities. If I had to single out the fault beyond all others it was this: he chose, invariably, to overtake in the face of oncoming traffic. This single fault carried a plethora of a.s.sociated sins. The most embarra.s.sing of these was his compulsion to accompany these near misses with gestures most vulgar, some of which I was unfamiliar with. All school children know the 'V' sign. This he reserved for the milder misdemeanours that he attributed to other, less reckless, road users.

At seventeen, you are particularly susceptible to feelings of acute embarra.s.sment. Cheeks, eyebrows, and a certain set of the lips each can be a 'giveaway'. Not one to blush, my eyes and mouth were mirrors to my soul. Aunt Martha's lips remained blue throughout the journey I feared they were the mirror to her heart. She had a soft, kind face, but a spectral pallor and lines of worry and hurt were etched around her eyes and mouth.

Uncle Simeon was exceedingly kind to me. However, kindness should perhaps be viewed with caution if it can be seen as a way of being unkind to others. Towards his own children he was combative and antagonistic; he was a harsh taskmaster and judge.

At this time, I was not entirely at ease with myself. There were a number of reasons for this. Age was certainly one, and the second was this unfamiliar family.

In the early August of this summer of 1966, I was travelling home to Leicesters.h.i.+re from a pleasant, albeit troubled, holiday in Brixham, Devon. My mother was an emotional map reader. She had directed my father further east than we might have antic.i.p.ated. She loved to break her journey in the Cotswolds; she was particularly fond of tea and scones at the Swan Hotel, in Bibury, so I can only surmise that elements of design and wilfulness had come to the fore in her interpretation of the best route home. Mother had these qualities in abundance. As we pa.s.sed Basingstoke, she declared we would call on her cousin Simeon Cameron.

My father groaned: 'Why, oh, why?' Exhaustion mingled with exasperation.

'You haven't spoken to him in twenty-three years.'

'Precisely the reason. "Ne'er let the sun go down on thy wrath,"' she quipped, emphatically.

'Excuse me, but the sun's gone down quite a few times since you lot fell out.'

'Look, we're almost at North Cheam, so now is the time. It could be a long time before we pa.s.s this way again.'

There were tears of joy and hugs and kisses ah, sweet reconciliation. The four children, veritable strangers, withdrew from the adults and twenty-three years' worth of catching up and reminiscence, preferring to perambulate the main street of North Cheam. It proved an area conducive for cousinly bonding. We craned to see the interior of the Blue Dragon Chinese Restaurant with its maroon flock wallpaper and gilt sidelights, with red-draped nylon shades and ta.s.sels so exotic. We studied the menu, etched with blue dragons and taped to the window; we chose what we imagined would be our favourite dishes. Chow mein sounded just right for me, with crispy noodles and soy sauce. Opportunities for culinary experimentation were limited in the Leicester suburbs. James and Maggie spoke with greater authority, having sampled some of the dishes off that very menu. My brother David always spoke with authority and plumped for Peking duck.

On our return to the Cameron semi, down the cul-de-sac, I was able to describe the oriental dishes in some detail to my father. He looked appalled. However, Uncle Simeon caught the mood of the moment and proposed a 'takeaway'. Oh bliss! Mother had already forbidden David and me to ever buy anything from the Barbecued Chicken Van that pa.s.sed our house in Leicester. In retrospect, this was wise. Mother's rationale was based on the limited opportunity for personal hygiene in the van, and the greasiness of the rotating golden chickens. Subsequent history sided with Mum. The barbecued-chicken man was found guilty of lewd behaviour -revealing himself to two young girls from my school. I digress. On this night in North Cheam, Mother cast caution to the wind and was actually seen sucking a spicy spare rib. My own palate had been fine tuned on Vesta paella. Chicken chow mein transported me to a foreign land. My own dragons were held at bay at least for one evening.

Anecdotes, wit, conviviality and a takeaway, and just as we prepared to leave for Leicesters.h.i.+re, Uncle Simeon made a proposal concerning me that I should stay for a week in North Cheam and that they would return me to Leicester with my cousins, for David's twenty-first birthday party on 15 August.

'That's so kind, and so generous, but I can't possibly. I'm waiting for my results. I must be home.'

Herein lay the third and major reason for my alienation from the world my impending A level results. The unfairness, the iniquity, the sheer bad luck of the 'trick question' had haunted me throughout the summer. The results were due out on 12 August. My father, always positive, loyal and encouraging, kept saying something about the Glorious Twelfth, but I felt the reverse would be true. My apprehension concerned 'the Watershed'.

I had been studying for English, History and Art A level. I was expected to do best in History and I had worked very hard for all of them, but History had taken a significant amount of revision. Each night I would open the curtains just at the angle to ensure the rising sun would hit my face and wake me early to resume revision. At night, as they went to bed, my parents would come and beg me to stop. But I was driven.

The library curtains wafted in the warm, gentle breeze. They were closed to keep the candidates cool. Linen with a modern pattern mid-brown with abstract gold, turquoise and pink shapes variations on a distorted square motif. I studied the paper: 'A watershed in English history-'. Panic paralysed my mind and my pen. What was a 'watershed'? I schooled myself to breathe. How could I answer the question, air my knowledge, if I didn't have a clue what a 'watershed' was? My eyes rotated with fear. I cast about, surrept.i.tiously surveyed my calm companions. I was undone.

The post-examination post-mortem did little to allay my fears, or improve my vocabulary.

'Well, I would have thought it was obvious,' said Mr Robertson, my tutor, quite dismissively.

At home there was discussion. My mother felt that it was a place on a river for keeping boats safe.

'That's a boathouse, my dear.' My father thought it was tough to use such a term. He believed it was connected to rivers dividing, but could not be certain, for wasn't that a confluence?

My brother said that it would be acceptable if I had treated it as a turning point. My red Chambers said, unhelpfully, that it was the line separating two river basins, and, more helpfully, a crucial point or dividing line between two phases. Something in my mind prevented me from revisiting the content of my response. Only disappointment and bafflement remained. I tasted the sour antic.i.p.ation of failure.

That night there was no opening of the curtains just enough to enable an early start to revision. I felt deflated and dismal. It must have been an hour later I heard my brother's tread on the stairs. There was a soft tap on my door. His head was silhouetted by the landing light. In his mock formal tones he said: 'A boathouse in English history discuss.'

Back to North Cheam, and my newly acquired relatives would brook no opposition to their invitation. I turned to my mother, who saw me as the cement for the resuscitated relations.h.i.+p with her favourite cousin Simeon. I turned to my father. His kind grey eyes batted back my objections it might take my mind off the results, it would be fun to see the galleries, theatres, Carnaby Street.... He went to fetch my case from the car and slipped me two ten pound notes. He promised he would open my envelope and ring me immediately. The spectre of the envelope on our doormat prompted further dread. Panic coursed round my heart. And I had been abandoned in North Cheam.

James generously moved out of his bedroom; I was installed. A knock at my bedroom door the following morning preceded Uncle Simeon in his mid-calf dressing gown, bearing a cup of tea. I propped myself up in bed and wondered about what they might eat for breakfast. Drawn downstairs by a delicious smell of bacon, I was greeted warmly by the family. Uncle Simeon asked if I'd ever been to Seaford, and I said not. He declared that we would visit it that very day: 'Much more pleasant than Brighton quieter, more refined and so select.'

Few families can have arrived in Seaford at such speed. It was a relief to disembark. I regained the power in my knees as we walked up towards Seaford Head. The sea s.h.i.+mmered silver, backlit by the morning sun rising in a cloudless sky: silver sea with ice-blue blotches, becalmed, with a fast-evaporating low mist. We walked towards the cut-away cliffs. Thin dark flint strips lined the shocking white chalk face. Gulls whirled high above, calling, and we strained to see them in the bright light. I was entranced. Consciously I drove my demons away and allowed myself to be overwhelmed by the sheer majesty of the moment.

'Why, Uncle, it's beautiful. Look at the light on the sea. Is there a word for the twinkling? A "silver coruscation"?'

Uncle Simeon shrugged, baffled, but he beamed at my delight.

Back in the centre of Seaford cousins called for fish and chips, to be eaten 'alfresco', a new word for me and one I could certainly use with my friends in Leicester. Seaford itself did not disappoint, with its gorgeous vistas and special shops. The family went its various ways and I found a second-hand bookshop on Place Lane, a veritable treasure trove. And there I found it cerise cover, bonnet in beige with ribbons like tendrils, creeping across the front; black print proclaiming: Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. One and thruppence was pencilled in the inside cover. This was the treat that I had promised myself for after the exams. I'd held back from securing a copy, fearing defeat. But now I reasoned that it would be better to embark on the novel before my antic.i.p.ated disappointment could spoil it.

My brown paper bag attracted James's attention.

'What's this then?' He took the package from me and gasped in horror. 'What are you going to do with this?'

'I've always wanted to read it.'

'Even if you don't have to? How weird.'

Maggie sprang to the novel's defence, but James warmed to his theme.

'I had to write an essay for my O level on "The humour of Jane Austen". Imagine that! It's like being asked to write something on snow in summer.'

That evening, back in the bedroom at North Cheam I took my book out of the brown paper bag. I snuffled in the delicious mustiness of its yellowing pages. I began to read. At 1 a.m. I found myself opening the curtains, at just the right angle, for an early start the first time since the exams.

Each day in North Cheam was like a chocolate plucked from a rich and delicious selection box. Footsore, yet indefatigable, Maggie and I set off, negotiated the Tube, and explored more delights of the capital city. I was entranced and the days pa.s.sed most pleasantly.

One morning, as I was savouring Elizabeth's interrogation by Lady Catherine de Bourgh at Rosings, I was faintly aware of the telephone ringing downstairs. I was called. It was my father. My knees began to fail me.

'Well, my darling, it certainly is the Glorious Twelfth for you! I am so proud of you, so very well done.'

I sat on the bottom step of the stairs and cried; a quantum s.h.i.+ft in my own world had just occurred. No tired return to school in September, for the intended third year in the sixth. A curtain had been drawn open, and there was light.

Later that day I stood before Spencer's 'Resurrection', and felt great awe. I decided to treat Maggie to lunch to celebrate. She steered me to a Lyons Corner House. For 'afters' we had vanilla ice cream, topped with stem ginger, ginger syrup and double cream. It was gorgeous. As I queued to pay the bill, Maggie declared: 'You have done awfully well, you know.' I looked down a little bashfully, and saw my smile reflected in the toes of my new, s.h.i.+ny, black, 'strappy', patent leather shoes.

As we hurtled towards Leicester I sat up proudly in the back of Uncle Simeon's car. We overtook every car on the M1. I reflected on the exhilaration of driving fast and taking risks.

There were already guests arriving at our house. Students had cadged cars, hitched lifts, taken taxis, borrowed vans, and were taking over my home: hairy young men and long-legged girls, squeals of laughter and joy unbounded. I slipped up quietly to my bedroom. One task I had yet to complete. Before the holiday, I had sewn a new silk, Empireline mini dress, in a tiny rose pattern, especially for my brother's party. Mum had marked the hem up for me. I laid it out on the ironing board and systematically turned it up a further inch and three quarters. I hemmed it carefully, and tried it on. There was a soft tap on the door. It was my brother. He hugged me, and then his look took in the whole me. He focused, a little surprised, on the area above my knees. In his mock-formal voice, he quoted: 'Loss of virtue in a female is irretrievable....'

I smiled sweetly, and delivered one of Uncle Simeon's favourite gestures.

My inspiration: Pride and Prejudice and Mansfield Park inspired this tale of an artless seventeen-year-old girl's 'watershed' week. Her known world is the confined society of the Leicester suburbs. She awaits her A level results, convinced of failure. Her world view is changed by an unexpected, unsought and initially unwanted week in London, staying with unfamiliar relatives. A second-hand copy of Pride and Prejudice, secured for 'one and thruppence', sustains her. Her wilful mother and kindly father owe something to the Bennets. However, it is the reckless Uncle Simeon who is the catalyst for her transformation.

SOMEWHERE.

Kelly Brendel.

I must remember to be back in time for Dr Grant's dinner. The excitement of the young people for putting on a play is hard to resist, the thrill of it all so contagious; but if I am not there while it is prepared cook will surely end up shouting and snapping at the new scullery maid. Poor Lizzy, only fifteen but clumsy and, as cook claims, always underfoot; not a day seems to pa.s.s that there isn't an explosion of curses and crying from the kitchen that I must rush to calm and soothe.

Today, however, our cast rather seems to have dispersed and I've found myself wandering the house aimlessly. Mrs Norris has been curiously absent from the afternoon's events, for normally she loves to be in the thick of a bustle caused largely by herself, or else haranguing poor Miss Price. While the morning pa.s.sed in an animated flurry of scene changes, forgotten lines and eager chatter the afternoon has been quiet... so quiet that I begin to feel something creep up on me.

Mr Bertram and his 'intimate friend' Mr Yates have been bickering in the newly converted billiards room this past hour about the play. For Bertram everybody spoke too slow, for Yates too quick, they were playing it with too much pathos, nay not enough for Yates and it was only when Mr Rushworth stepped up to ask how he might help that they were silent. Julia has pa.s.sed by now and again to glower upon the general theatrical proceedings, although always leaving promptly when she catches Yates's eager eye. Hopefully she has gone to seek out Henry, for I have not seen him since lunch.

I can't help but smile at my matchmaking plans for Mary and Henry. That first evening Dr Grant and I were invited to dine with all those at the great house (a note urging our presence had been issued by Mrs Norris on behalf of her sister Lady Bertram that brooked no refusal) I had looked around the a.s.sembled faces and with an eye that strayed to the eldest Bertram son thought of Mary. Marriage to Dr Grant had not blinded me to Mr Bertram's good looks, rather the contrast of them sitting to supper across the same table threw his looks into sharper focus. Heir to a great estate and in possession of a kind of laughing good humour, he would well suit Mary's vivacity and wit. I accepted Mary's later proposal of a visit with alacrity and who can blame me if my thoughts strayed to matrimony for her? Henry, too, I thought could find his happiness at Mansfield, for Miss Julia Bertram was a fine, good-humoured girl who would suit him, I was sure.

My guesses went slightly awry when Mary began to care for the younger Bertram son, Edmund; his admiration touching and inciting hers. Yet I am not so proud as to resent the collapse of my prediction. She glows with the flush of romance and I look upon it with a joy of my own. As for Henry, he, I'm sure, likes Miss Julia, though when I mention this to Mary she only smirks and looks archly towards the eldest Miss Bertram.

Yes, these love intrigues do make me wonder. What shall become of them all? My own time of intrigue does not offer such a charming show. We met at one of his sermons; my seat in the fourth row, squeezed between my mother and old Mrs Dandridge, whose foggy breath rasped wheezily in the cold November church, was not a conducive setting for romance, nor was his sermon itself made of the stuff to set hearts beating or my own thoughts stirring. But his gentle attentions caused a flutter of pride and satisfaction, my mother was gently approving and my plain self had never experienced or expected to experience a man's admiration. But I was married to him three months later.

That first night, trembling in my bridal blush, I swear I saw him balk and shudder, daintily picking at my clothes like the morsels of last night's dinner in the flickering light. Dr Grant took to his marital duties with little zeal and that night I shuddered too and started away from him before growing still.

Yet I was fairly happy. There were pleasures in having a house of my own. All I had to do to keep Dr Grant contented was ply him with a selection of choice dishes, the best of which he would commend with a hearty burp. There was much to occupy me in furnis.h.i.+ng the house, visiting the surrounding families, making friends for myself in the village and cultivating my garden. There I can lose myself amongst the flowers that burst and reveal themselves in a flourish of colour searing their sights upon my dazzled eyes. Mary and Henry's coming was a welcome distraction however, just as I was beginning to feel something stirring unbidden in me yes, their arrival was very welcome.

In all my wandering I seem to have reached the upper landing and I hear the soft murmurs of a scene taking place. I creep towards the door, partly cracked open, through which light and voices are spilling. Mary and Edmund are standing rather close together, only two feet between them, facing each other. They are rehearsing a scene from Lovers Vows, their eyes and burning cheeks bent to the pieces of paper in their hands. I know the scene. It is their scene. Edmund spoke his line then: 'When two sympathetic hearts meet in the marriage state, matrimony may be called a happy life. When such a wedded pair finds thorns in their path, each will be eager, for the sake of the other, to tear them from the root. Patience and love will accompany them in their journey, while melancholy and discord they leave far behind-Hand in hand they pa.s.s on from morning till evening, through their summer's day, till the night of age draws on, and the sleep of death overtakes the one. The other, weeping and mourning, yet looks forward to the bright region where he shall meet his still-surviving partner, among trees and flowers which themselves have planted, in fields of eternal verdure.'

There followed a moment of silence in which Mary did not seem able to speak. I could not wonder at this. The fervent, almost reverent tone in which Edmund spoke before his pa.s.sion spent itself and sank his voice into a tremulous whisper had moved even me, the offstage observer peeping through a crack in the door. Mary managed to answer but her voice was strange to me when she spoke.

'You may tell my father... I'll marry.'

Their eyes, as if by some communion moved up from the paper and to each other.

'This picture is pleasing; but I must beg you not to forget that there is another on the same subject. When convenience and fair appearance, joined to folly and ill humour, forge the fetters of matrimony, they gall with their weight the married pair. Discontented with each other at variance in opinions their mutual aversion increases with the years they live together. They contend most where they should most unite; torment, where they should most soothe. In this rugged way, choked with the weeds of suspicion, jealousy, anger, and hatred, they take their daily journey, till one of these also sleep in death. The other then lifts up his dejected head, and calls out in acclamations of joy oh, liberty! Dear liberty!'

I started and moved away from them. I had stayed too long after all, it was rude to watch, and suppose Mary or Edmund happened to look up and see me spying through the door, how would that look? But why should I feel my cheeks burn, throbbing with some strange and violent heat, and why that tight clenching in my stomach? Why - it's as if I had just been caught in the act of something shameful. Nothing had been said, they were only the worthless lines from a play; they were invented, unreal, and had no reason to make me press against the wall and gasp for breath. Dr Grant and I were not unhappy after all, he was not a bad husband or unkind. Really we rubbed along quite well together. He has his bursts of temper to be sure and at such moments I can sense, rather than see, Mary and Henry's exchanged looks. Yet they do not take into account the whole picture. He has sense and is considerate for my comfort; when not disturbed by some culinary mishap he can be very pleasant company. There were times in the beginning when my gnawing miseries consumed me utterly... but they were all in the past. Now I have things to occupy me, to make me - no, not happy perhaps but content and, if not always content, if there are occasions when I still yearn for more, when long hours are spent awake burning and bristling in the night, I am always comfortable.

I wasn't quite quick enough in moving away to miss a murmured '"I am in love"' from Mary. Her character or her words? For I rather think poor Mary is in love, for all her fas.h.i.+onable airs that laughingly disclaim anything like affection she is as caught as Edmund. Hardly a night pa.s.ses that she doesn't burst into my room before we all settle down for bed; to talk over the day's events, to spear the follies of those at the house upon her wit, but most of all to speak of Edmund. And when she doesn't speak of him she speaks around him, as if all she thinks and says is framed around that sacred spot he occupies. She laughs and chatters and dazzles, pacing about my room in an almost manic frenzy of joy. She is alive and exulted with love. Her talk is all for Edmund and when we visit the house daily now her eyes are all for Edmund too.

Yet I have more to look forward to, real joys that quicken and breed with each pa.s.sing day. To have a child of my own. I have only recently coerced Dr Grant to try for a baby and though there has been no joy yet, I feel a powerful certainty that tells me it shall be soon. For now there is a little girl in the village named Catherine, or Kitty as I call her. I go to her every few days and sit with her for a couple of hours, and when I hold her I think of the child I haven't yet had. There is a pang in this. There must always be a pang. But there is delight too. Even the storms and rages of her tantrums become a pleasure as, in the moments after, while I soothe her on my knee, she clings to me with such pa.s.sionate desperation. Could a lover do such, all fickle caresses and empty words? Can a few enchanted hours, hazy with love, eclipse this?

I've moved downstairs and can hear the voices of the others now, they have come. For a moment I imagine them as my avid audience watching my entrance, eager to see my great performance. But when I brush through the doorway they are cl.u.s.tered about in a circle only looking at each other. Still I move towards them gratefully, almost greedily, eager for their bright, light talk and the warmth of their company. A flicker of my eye spies Miss Price by the window, half obscured by the careful draping of the curtain. Mr Rushworth is with her, stuttering and stumbling over his lines. Yet for once Miss Price is not carefully attending to him; tirelessly listening, nodding and correcting his lines without a flicker of impatience as is her wont. Instead her gaze is absently contemplating something in the distance, replaying some scene of the past or of her own imagination. There is something stricken and almost fierce in her gaze that both calls to and answers me. For a moment we lock eyes and share a long, measured look. Yes there it is, there I am but before I falter I turn away.

Mr Bertram's voice swells over the other's chatter briefly and I catch his words: 'Come now, Yates, we all have our parts to play and you must play yours. No more of your sly evasions and-'

His words fall then and become lost among the general din; yet they continue to reverberate within me. Yes, Mr Bertram, we do all have our parts to play. For Mary, my Mary, there will be nothing but the centre stage, the sun of Edmund's love upon her, she will burst and bask and revel in its glorious rays. I can feel its reflections even offstage. I imagine how it must feel and for a moment, imagining, can almost feel it too.

For me in the wings awaits a wilting darkness, but the mask will never slip. I will take my cue and not miss a line, no matter if no one is attending. Yet I will not shroud myself in misery, I may blaze with my own joys too. In the darkness I will search out my happiness for myself, uproot it before I wither. One must find their comforts and I will find mine. Somewhere. Everywhere. But now I really must be home in time for Dr Grant's dinner.

My inspiration: I was inspired by the following pa.s.sage in Mansfield Park, spoken by Mrs Grant: 'There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to expect too much; but then, if one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere.'

THE OXFAM DRESS.

Penelope Randall.

Kelsey, Lucy, Bex. And Charlie.

The problem was cash, or rather, the lack of it. Charlie didn't have the means to Keep Up, so one day soon three beautiful friends.h.i.+ps must end. A chunk of her world would vaporise and vanish. When this mood hit her Charlie pictured light sabres from Star Wars. Ker-pow. Just like that.

Kelsey, Lucy, Bex and Charlie. Charlie let them down, and not just with money. For one thing she enjoyed doing homework, and for another there was her hair. It was a) red and b) unstraightenable. Persistent offences for which she must eventually pay the price.

She guessed this ought to bother her more than it did.

'Charity shops are cool,' she suggested one lunchtime, while they were sitting in Subway digesting the warm smells of ma.s.s-produced bread and too many fillings. They watched Bex growing bored with her salami and brie. She'd begun picking out olives and flicking them into a soggy heap on the table top.

Kelsey, newly-blonded and with a sufficient coating of fake tan to insulate her from most of life's barbs, tapped her lip. 'Why?'

'Good places to buy from,' Charlie said. Of them all, Kelsey had the most disposable cash; at their school wealth seemed to come in inverse proportion to brains. Charlie quietly hugged to herself the fact that none of the others knew what inverse proportion meant. Charlie was in the top maths set, with the nerdy girls who wanted to do it for A level.

'Buying is like giving them a donation. And you end up with something you want. Maybe a bargain.' She nibbled regretfully at an olive. It was always hopeless to mention how little you'd spent on something. Admiration, after all, went simply and directly in line with price.

As if to press home this obvious truth Bex wrinkled her nose. 'Why would you want to?' Bex's teeth were tanked with wire, as if her opinions needed shoring up.

'There's this blue dress in Oxfam.'

Lucy's phone buzzed with an incoming text. Lucy was tall and naturally golden and used to play tennis for the school before she got too cool for sport.

'Josh pa.s.sed his driving test!'

It was summer, GCSEs, and Year Eleven was drawing to an anxious and disorientating close. Charlie got up at seven-thirty every morning and did an hour's revision before breakfast. The others lay in bed until lunchtime unless they had an exam, when they'd need time in front of the mirror with straighteners and lip gloss, texting each other about how little they knew. Panic was a compet.i.tive sport.

'I don't get it,' Kelsey moaned as they left Subway. It took twelve-and-a-half minutes to walk to school. 'LECDs. Tell me.'

'LEDCs,' Bex said. 'Less Economically Developed Countries.'