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"That also might be done. Do you see the tall man coming down the deck?"
"The old farmer with the wispy hair?"
"Precisely. That 'farmer' is the ablest honest lawyer in New York. Also, he knows everybody. Oh, Judge Enderby," he hailed.
"Howdy, Alderson," responded the iron-gray one. "Glad to see you. Now we shall have some whist."
"Good! Judge, do you know the pretty girl over yonder, in that chair?"
The judge put up an eyegla.s.s. "Yes," he said.
"Tell my young friend here who she is, will you?"
"No."
"Why not?"
A cavernous chuckle issued from between the lawyer's rigid whiskers.
"Because I like his looks."
"Well, I like hers, sir," said the Tyro navely.
"Very likely, young man. Very likely. So I'm helping to keep you out of trouble. That child is pretty enough to give even an old, dried-up heart like mine the faint echo of a stir. Think of the devastation to a young one like yours. Steer clear, young man! Steer clear!"
And the iron-gray one, himself an inveterate sentimentalist, pa.s.sed on, chuckling over his time-worn device for quickening romance in the heart of the young by the judicious interposition of obstacles. He strolled over to the center of attraction, where he was warmly greeted. To the Wondrous Vision he said something which caused her to glance over at the Tyro. That anxious youth interpreted the look as embodying something of surprise, and--could it be?--a glint of mischief.
"Never mind," said Alderson, "I dare say we can find some way, some time to-day or to-morrow."
"To-morrow!" broke in the Tyro fretfully. "Do you realize that this voyage is only a five-day run?"
"Oh, Youth! Youth!" laughed the older man. "Are you often taken this way, Sandy?"
The Tyro turned upon him the candor of an appealing smile. "Never in my life before," he said. "I give you my word of honor."
"In that case," said his friend, with mock seriousness, "the life-saving expedition will try to get a rescue-line to the craft in distress."
With obvious hope the Tyro's frank eyes interrogated Judge Enderby as he returned from his interview.
"Still of the same mind, young man?"
"Yes, sir."
"Want to know her?"
"I do, indeed!"
"Very well. You have your wish."
"You're going to present me?"
"I? No, indeed."
"Then--"
"You say you wish to know her. Well, you do know her. At least, she says she knows you. Not all of us attain our heart's desire so simply."
"Know her!" cried the amazed Tyro. "I swear I don't. Why, I could no more forget that face--"
"Don't tell her that or she'll catch you up on it since she knows you have forgotten."
"What is her name?"
"Ah, that I'm forbidden to tell. 'If he has forgotten me so easily,'
said she--and she seemed really hurt--'I think I can dispense with his further acquaintance.'"
"If I should break through that piffling bodyguard now--"
"If you want some rather high-priced advice for nothing," said the old and mischievous lawyer, "don't do it. You might not be well received."
"Are you in the secret, then?"
"Secret? Is there any secret? A very charming girl who says she knows you finds herself forgotten by you. And you've been maladroit enough to betray the fact. Naturally she is not pleased. Nothing very mysterious in that."
Thereupon the pestered youth retired in distress and dudgeon to his cabin to formulate a campaign.
Progress, however, seemed slow. It was a very discontented Tyro who, after luncheon, betook himself to the spray-soaked weather rail and strove to a.s.suage his impatience by a thoughtful contemplation of the many leagues of ocean still remaining to be traversed. From this consideration he was roused by a clear, low-pitched, and extraordinarily silvery voice at his elbow.
"Aren't you going to speak to me?" it said.
[Ill.u.s.tration: "AREN'T YOU GOING TO SPEAK TO ME?"]
The Tyro whirled. For a moment he thought that his heart had struck work permanently, so long did it remain inert in his throat. A sense of the decent formalities of the occasion impelled him to make a hasty catch at his cap. As he removed it, an impish windgust s.n.a.t.c.hed it away from his nerveless grasp and presented it to a large and hungry billow, which straightway swallowed it and retired with a hiss of acknowledgment like a bowing j.a.p.
The Tyro paid not the slightest heed to his loss. With his eyes fixed firmly upon the bewitching face before him,--these apparitions vanish unless held under determined regard,--he cautiously reached around and pinched himself. The Vision interpreted his action, and signalized her appreciation of it by a sort of beatified chuckle.
"Oh, yes; you're awake," she a.s.sured him, "and I'm real."
"Wishes _do_ come true," he said with the profoundest conviction.
Up went the Vision's quaintly slanted brows in dainty inquiry, with further disastrous results to the young man's cardiac mechanism.
"Have yours come true?"
"You have," he averred.
"Then you're glad to see me again?"
Again? _Again?_ Here it behooved him to go cautiously. Inwardly he cursed the reticence of Judge Enderby with a fervor which would have caused that aged jurist the keenest delight. Then he made one more despairing call upon the reserve forces of memory. In vain. Still, he mustn't let her see that. Play up and trust to happy chance!