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Glorious suns.h.i.+ne, a tingling wind, and the s.h.i.+p just "inchin'
along like a poor inch-worm."
Everything's wrong with the s.h.i.+p;-- Everything's right with the world.
Perfectly satisfied with the Macgregor hospitality. She may take all the time she wants, so far as I'm concerned--
SMITH'S LOG.
Out of the blue void of a fleckless sky, came whooping at dawn a boisterous wind. All the little waves jumped from their slow-swinging cradles to play with it, and, as they played, became big waves, with all the sportiveness of children and all the power of giants. The Clan Macgregor was their toy.
At first she pretended indifference, and strove to keep the even tenor of her way, regardless of them. But they were too much and too many for her. She began to cripple and jig most painfully for one of her size and dignity. She limped, she wobbled, she squattered, she splashed and sploshed, she reeled hither and thither like an intoxicated old rounder buffeted by a crowd of practical jokers, and she lost time hand over fist, to the vast approval of Mr. Alexander Forsyth Smith. Time was now just so much capital to his hopes.
The tonic seduction of the gale was too much for Little Miss Grouch.
This was no day for a proven sailor to be keeping between decks.
Moreover, the maiden panic was now somewhat allayed. The girl's emotions, after the first shock of the surprise and the resentment of the hitherto untouched spirit, had come under control. She could now face a Daddleskink or a regiment of Daddleskinks, unmoved, so she felt--with proper support. Hence, like the Tyro, she was on deck early.
So they met. As in the mild and innocent poem of Victorian days, "'twas in a crowd." Little Miss Grouch had provided the crowd, and the Tyro simply added one to it. He was fain if not wholly content to stay in the background and bide his chance.
Now Little Miss Grouch, ignorant of the fact that her high-priced counsel had betrayed her cause, marveled and was disturbed when the Tyro approached, greeted her, and straightway dropped into the fringe of Society as const.i.tuted by herself for the occasion. Was he deliberately, in the face of his own belief that imprisonment would be the penalty of any communication between her and himself, willing to risk her liberty?
If so, he was not the man she had taken him for. Little Miss Grouch's ideal was rocking a bit on his pedestal.
Patience was not one of the young lady's virtues. On the other hand, the compensating quality of directness was. "Do It Now" was her prevailing motto. She wanted to know what her slave meant by his abrupt change of att.i.tude, and she wanted to know at once. But her methods, though prompt, were not wholly lacking in finesse. Out of her surrounding court she appointed Judge Enderby and Lord Guenn escorts for the morning promenade, and picked up Dr. Alderson on the way.
Be it duly set down to the credit of the Joyous Vision's solider qualities, that old men found her as interesting a companion, though in a different way, as did young men. By skillful management, she led the conversation to the house on the Battery, with the antic.i.p.ated result that Judge Enderby (all innocent, wily old fox though he was, that he was playing her game) suggested the inclusion of the other claimant in the conference. The Tyro was summoned and came.
"The charge against you," explained the judge, "is contumaciousness in that you still insist on coveting a property which is claimed by royalty, under the divine right of queens."
"I'd be glad to surrender it," said the Tyro meekly, "but there seems to be a species of family obligation about it."
"Obligation or no obligation, you know you can't have it," declared the lady.
"I rather expect to, though."
"When papa says he'll get a thing, he always gets it," she informed him with lofty confidence, "and he has promised me that house."
"Then I'm afraid that this is the time his promise goes unfulfilled,"
said Judge Enderby.
She turned to him with incredulously raised brows.
"Alderson knows the old records; he's seen the option--it's a queer old doc.u.ment, by the way, but sound legally--and can swear to it."
"The only loose joint is the exact plan of the original property,"
observed the archaeologist.
"And that is in the picture at Guenn Oaks," contributed Lord Guenn.
"Why are you all against me?" cried Little Miss Grouch in grieved amazement.
"Not against you at all," said Judge Enderby. "It's simply a matter of the best claim. Besides, you, who have everything in the world, would you turn this poor homeless young wanderer out of a house that he's never been in?"
"Except by ancestral proxy," qualified Dr. Alderson.
"How _mean_ of you!" She turned the fire of denunciatory eyes upon the archaeologist. "You told me with your own lips that no family named Daddleskink was ever connected in the remotest degree with the house.
You said the idea was as absurd as the name."
"So it is."
"Yet you turn around and declare that Mr. Daddleskink's claim is good."
"_Whose_ claim?"
"Mr. Daddleskink's." She indicated the Tyro with a scornful gesture.
"Oh," she added, noting the other's obvious bewilderment, "I see you didn't know his real name."
"I? I've known him and his name all his life."
"And it isn't Daddleskink?"
The learned archaeologist lapsed against the rail and gave way to wild mirth. "Wh--where on earth d-d-did you gu-gu-get such a notion?" he quavered, when he could speak.
"He told me, himself."
"I? Never!" The Tyro's face was as that of a babe for innocence.
"_You--didn't--tell--me--your--name--was--Daddleskink?_"
"Certainly not. I simply asked if you didn't think it a misfortune to be named Daddleskink, and you jumped to the conclusion that it was my name and my misfortune."
"Perhaps you didn't tell me, either, that your friends called you 'Smith,'" she said ominously.
"So they do."
"Why should they call you 'Smith' if your name isn't Daddleskink?" she demanded, with an effect of unanswerable logic.
"Because my name _is_ Smith."
"Permit me to present," said Lord Guenn, who had been quietly but joyously appreciative of the duel, "my ancestral friend, Mr. Alexander Forsyth Smith."
"Why didn't you tell me your real name?" Little Miss Grouch's offended regard was fixed upon the Tyro.
"Well, you remember, you made fun of the honorable cognomen of Smith when we first met."
"That is no excuse."
"And you were mysterious as an owl about your own ident.i.ty."
"I could see no occasion for revealing it." The delicately modeled nose was now quite far in the air.