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"I need it awfully," pursued the malicious maiden.
Desperation marked itself on his brow. He scrambled from his chair, plunged his hand into his pocket, extracted a bill, transferred it to her waiting fingers, and hustled for the nearest doorway. He didn't reach it. The august undulations of Mrs. Charlton Denyse's form intercepted him.
"This is shameless!" she declared.
For once the abused youth was almost ready to agree with her.
[Ill.u.s.tration: "COULDN'T YOU LEND ME FIVE DOLLARS?"]
"What?" he said weakly.
"Don't quibble with me, sir. I saw, if I did not hear. You pa.s.sed Miss Wayne a note. I am astonished!" she said, in the tone of a scandalized Sunday-School teacher.
The Tyro rapidly reflected that she would have been considerably more astonished could she have known the nature of the "note." From the tail of his eye he saw the recipient in close conversation with Judge Enderby. Remembering his own dealings with that eminent fee-hunter he drew a rapid conclusion.
"Would you like to know what was in that note?" he inquired.
"As a prospective connection of Miss Wayne's--"
"If so, ask Judge Enderby."
"Why should I ask Judge Enderby?"
"Because, unless I'm mistaken, he's got the note now."
"I shall not ask Judge Enderby. I shall report the whole disgraceful affair to the captain."
"Don't do that!" cried the Tyro in alarm.
"Perhaps that will put an end to your vulgar persecution of an inexperienced young girl."
"O Lord!" groaned the Tyro, setting out in pursuit of the lawyer as the protector of social sanct.i.ties turned away. "Now I _have_ done it!"
He caught up with the judge and his companion at the turn of the deck.
"May I have a word with you, Judge?" he cried.
"I'm busy," said the lawyer gruffly. "I'm engaged in an important consultation."
"But this can't wait," cried the unfortunate.
"Anything can wait," said the old man. "But youth," he added in an undertone.
"You've got to listen!" The Tyro planted himself, a very solid, set bulk of athletic young manhood, in the jurist's path.
"In the face of force and coercion," sighed the other.
"I've been seen speaking to Miss--Miss--"
"Grouch," supplied the indicated damsel sweetly.
"Mrs. Denyse saw us. She has gone to report to the captain."
"Lovely!" said the lawyer. "Beautiful! Enter the Wicked G.o.dmother. The fairy-tale is working out absolutely according to Grimm."
"But Miss--"
"Grouch," chirped the young lady melodiously.
"--will be locked up--"
"In the donjon-keep," chuckled the lawyer. "Chapter the seventh. Who says that romance has died out of the world?"
"But if Mrs. Denyse carries out her threat and tells the captain--"
"The Wicked Ogre, you mean. If you love me, the Wicked Ogre. And he will lock the Lovely Princess in the donjon-keep until the dumb but devoted Prince arrives in time--just in the nick of time--to effect a rescue.
That comes in the last chapter. And then, of course, they were mar--"
"I'm tired of fairy-tales," said Little Miss Grouch hastily. "It won't be a bit funny to be locked up--"
"With three grains of corn per day and a cup of sour wine. Hans Christian Andersen never did anything like this!" crowed the enchanted lawyer.
"Meantime," observed the Tyro, with the calm of despair, "Mrs. Denyse has found the captain."
"Presto, change!" said Judge Enderby, catching each by an arm and hurtling them around the curve of the cabin. "We come back to the dull reality of facts, retainers and advice. Fairy Prince,--young man, I mean,--you go and watch for icebergs over the port bow until sent for.
Miss Wayne, you come with me to a secluded spot where the captain can't discover us for an hour or so. I have a deep suspicion that he isn't really in any great haste to find you."
As soon as they were seated in the refuge which the old gentleman found, he turned upon her.
"What are you trying to do to that young man?"
"Nothing," said she with slanted eyes.
"Don't look at me that way. It's a waste of good material. Remember, he's my client and I'm bound to protect his interests. Are you trying to drive him mad?"
Little Miss Grouch's wrongs swept over her memory. "He said I was homely. And red-nosed. And had a voice like a sick crow. And he called me Little Miss Grouch. I'm getting even," she announced with delicate satisfaction.
The old man cackled with glee. "Blind as well as dumb! There's a little G.o.dling who is also blind and--well, you know the proverb: 'When the blind lead the blind, both shall fall in the ditch.' Look well to your footsteps, O Princess."
"Is that legal advice?"
"Oh, that reminds me! You don't chance to have any doc.u.mentary proof of your birth, do you?"
"With me? Gracious, no! People don't travel with the family Bible, do they?"
"They ought to, in melodrama. And this is certainly some ten-twenty-thirty show! Wise people occasionally have pa.s.sports."
"n.o.body ever accused me of wisdom. Besides, I left in a hurry."