The Signal: A Novel Part 10

"Suddenly and permanently," Mack told her. "I don't joke about it."

"Those weren't new rifles."

"No, they weren't, but we're in their thoughts this morning, dear, and it's the kind of thinking I don't care for." They climbed the last steps on the narrow trail and turned above Valentine Lake.

Their camp was trashed. The place was tilted wrong and took a moment to settle in their vision. Trashed. The sight was a mess of boot prints and the cooking kit had been kicked around and into the rocks and brush. The tent was gone and their packs. Vonnie took Mack's arm and backed him up before they entered the area. They turned and walked down a hundred paces and he stopped her and nodded left. She followed up, wending through the pines and sandstone until they emerged along the bluff above the site. Mack scanned the sky. "I'd like to see those kids' camp smoke about now." They knelt in the sunlight and waited twenty minutes not talking. Valentine Lake changed beneath them from a thin sky blue to flat gray and then under the sun it went green. They stood and walked into camp.

"They left the clothesline," Mack said. He was gathering the pans and cups and forks and he found the goody bag of cheese and crackers and candy.

"There," Vonnie said, pointing down. The two sleeping bags were snagged on the rocks and he could see his tent in the lake six feet under on a rock shelf.

"I've got my knife and matches," he said.

"Where are your car keys?"

"On the pa.s.senger rear tire. Like always," he said.

"Same as mine. I've got my knife."

"And those flies," he said.

She had taken off the fis.h.i.+ng vest and draped it on a little pine to dry. "We've got to go," she said. "You want to grab the sleeping bags?"

"I don't know," he said. "I'm a little confused." He sat down on the warm rock and held his head. He could feel the friction there, the fatigue.

"You look weird," she said.

"You look weird," he said. But he said it quietly without looking. Now he lay back with his heavy arm over his eyes.

"You're soaked," she said.

"You're soaked," he said. Vonnie climbed down to the lake by sitting on each rock step. She dragged one of the sleeping bags up and stood above him.

"We can't stay here," he said.

"Then come on, mister. Let's go up beside the lake out of sight. They won't come back and if they do, they won't see us. We'll leave the stuff, the tent and the one bag. Bring that food. Leave the pans." She kicked his foot. "Come along." She pointed at him. "Leave your dear clothesline and come along."

They found a place two hundred yards farther, an open room in the rocks, and in the sunlight Vonnie unzipped the sleeping bag and spread it on the dry duff. "Yeah," she said. "You look funny. You're blue."

"You're blue," he said.

"I've got a cramp in my back."

"It's the cold from last night," he said. But he could feel the pressure in his head, the fever, waving across, working now steadily behind his eyes.

"Give me those wet pants," she said. She sat and took off her boots, unlacing them and opening them on the sunny sandstone and then she did the same with his boots and sopping socks, hanging them on a branch.

"That's better," he said, and then she pulled his Levi cuffs until he squirmed out of the wet heavy garment, his legs gooseflesh.

"Get in," she said, and he rolled into the sleeping bag and she covered him over and zipped the bag. "Give me that s.h.i.+rt and your underwear." His eyes were already closed, but he complied. "You want an apple," she said, taking a bite and chewing. She sat against a log, her legs stretched out in the thin sunlight.

"No," he said.

"You want a story?" she said, but his answer was sleep.

Nothing he had done made money. The bookstore was ridiculous; they did better on greeting cards and then that just petered out and he closed the rented storefront and hauled boxes of books to the Western Horizons rest home south of town, and then his computer consulting kicked in, or he tried to jump-start it, and it looked like it would really go until his start-up expenses told the truth. Then it was month to month and the mortgage went un-tended. He liked the computer work some of the time, but only some. He wanted the ranch with all his heart, and he knew he needed to gather his gumption and run the guest ranch again. He didn't want to raise livestock of any stripe. He could farm, but not really very well. He'd prefer to repair equipment all winter and had done so, rather than drive any of the tractors even a week in the good weather. There were times when he felt stupid, a fraud, some guy with a soft heart for the ranch and no real reason. Finally he decided he didn't care what it was, but it was that he wanted the place where he'd grown up. He saw the town change and change again and it would never ever stop; there would be curbs and gutters clear to Dubois. But home is home, he told himself, and worth fighting for. When Yarnell showed up, he was about to start his EMT and join the county ambulance squad; trouble was up and harm and general injury, and he'd been part of it, the carelessness, but he had gathered enough of himself to know that he was good in hot moments. If he'd been able to keep Vonnie, these would be good days.

He woke in a dry bake, wonderful, face down, drooling a little onto the deep green liner of Vonnie's sleeping bag. There was a distant crack, the rifle, and a second later the ruined hollow echo broke against the mountain. He swallowed and turned over on his back, his arches taking a stretch he hadn't planned. The sun was a silver star in his eyes. His head hummed now fainter. Sometimes being warm was just the cure. He sat up and was alone with the quick air on his bare chest, the sky now a solid serious winter blue.

"Vonnie," he said. Across Valentine Lake the mountain had given up its last morning shadow and stood like a great amphithe ater, a million gray seats, the ghosted shus.h.i.+ng descending the cascade. It was grand here, larger than a person could understand, except to be challenged by it, made real and temporal and quiet and humble the way a prayer sometimes worked near the heart, not always but sometimes. The vault of air between the man and the mountain called to Mack, but he couldn't tell to what, the old feeling that something was going to happen next. "Vonnie," he said again.

His blue chambray s.h.i.+rt was on the rock, dry where the sun hit it, and his underwear. Standing up he found his socks and boots. He walked to the perimeter of the sunny rock circle. Vonnie sat cross-legged out of the wind below him.

"How far was that shot?"

"Hard to tell, a mile up there, not two," he said.

"Good." She looked up at him. "You're in with Yarnell."

"Hand me my pants. I'm not in with anybody." She threw the Levi's in his direction and he put them on.

"You lie." She shook her head. She held up his BlackBerry. "What's this?" Mack sat and cleaned his socks and carefully put them on and then his boots, tying them double. "You know he's a f.u.c.king crook."

"I don't know. I know he's slippery."

"Slippery? He is more of a mercenary than anyone we've ever known. Kent knows all about him and his little loaner air force."

"He should; they were partners."

"A long time ago. G.o.d, Mack! What the f.u.c.k are we doing up here? I'm making you a nap and you're on a f.u.c.king treasure hunt. Did you even want me to come?"

"Vonnie."

"f.u.c.k you, mister man. f.u.c.k you twice." She hauled back and threw the BlackBerry out and it fell into the lake ten feet from sh.o.r.e.

"Vonnie."

She turned to him. "No, f.u.c.k you. Why am I even saying? Good luck, you f.u.c.king patriot." He saw she had charged her vest with some of the food, granola bars, an apple. "I'm gone, Mack. If you see me in the post office, don't even say h.e.l.lo."

"Vonnie, don't do this."

"My phone's dead. Those guys were half a mile from Clark, right?"

"Right, straight west of Clark in the timber."

"I'll call from Crowheart. Don't follow me. I'm hiking out. Use the bag; I don't want it now. I only waited the hour to see you lie again." Vonnie picked up her fly rod. She started to drop down the rocks but caught herself, her sore leg, and turned to pa.s.s him and cut to the trail.

"How's your leg?" he said. She walked into the trees and was gone.

He stood in his boots. He knew what he had to do. He crossed quickly to the campsite and gathered what gear there was, caching the cookware between two large rocks and hanging his old coffeepot in a branch in the third tree back. He rolled her sleeping bag and tied it tight and lodged it well up in the fourth tree. He looked down at his tent, but no way. Now he descended to the sh.o.r.e of Valentine Lake and skirted to where he saw the BlackBerry in the pellucid depths. He cut the leader off his fis.h.i.+ng line and tied on a swivel and clipped on the biggest treble hook he had, along with a lead drop sinker. He tried it five times b.u.mping the thing. When he reeled in the last time, it was to measure the depth. Sixteen feet. He stripped and folded his clothing high and dry on a rock the size of a desk by the water. The BlackBerry looked like it was four feet away in the s.h.i.+mmering curtain of sunlight. He took a breath and dropped into the water which was so cold he felt he was being crushed. Mack was never a good swimmer. He pushed down, feet first, and his ears hurt and still he went down, striking the thing with the sole of his foot and squeezing it there with the other until he could reach quickly, his ears snapping again, and grab it in his hand. He blew out and ascended and sputtered onto the rocks. His skin burned in the raw air and his head was full of water. He shook the BlackBerry and set it in the sun while he danced foot to foot. He knew it was waterproof, but he didn't know about sixteen feet in a lake at eleven thousand.

"Cold again," he said. "Wet again." He waved his arms and tried to dry his legs with his hands, gasping, and finally he just stood, back to the sun, his arms on the rock as if he were about to give a sermon naked to the ma.s.sive sandstone scree while the chills ran up and down his skin. I am not an admirable man. What am I doing with a treble hook anyway? And that's just the start of it.

He dressed still wet and went above and the BlackBerry opened for him and read now: W. 39 degrees. The time was half an hour before. The blue dot was still flas.h.i.+ng. The thing could receive underwater. He measured it out, put his hand up west thirty-nine degrees. He could get over there and look in two hours, turn and with no pack he could hike hard, fast and light, and reach the cars at the trailhead by nine P.M. It was the ranch; he had this one chance. If he hurried, he could still catch her. Or he could cut now and catch her before the valley rim and tell Yarnell he had looked. "Here you go," he said, and he turned west and started fast toward the big mountain.

All the way he stayed in the trees when possible and he watched for smoke. He wanted to see those kids' fire, but the sky was clear. It warmed to about fifty and he was sweating as he came to the first shoulder of Gannett Peak. He'd never climbed it, but he knew the maps: two shoulders then a rock saddle on the south side. He hated descending the first hill to get to the second, but the highline did not go where he was going. He was right on with the time.

At two hours he was startled by a shadow and stepped back to see an owl drift overhead motionless, a four-foot wingspan, looking for rock rabbits at the edge of the talus, onto which Mack now clambered. He stood and scanned the rocks, a trillion tons. If anything dropped here, it broke. Needle in a G.o.dd.a.m.n haystack. He had half an hour before he absolutely had to turn and go. He drank the rest of his canteen. He saw that he needed to go another quarter mile west so he could look back with the sun behind him. There was mica throughout and the field glinted at him in rolling rays as he walked. He had to watch his feet the whole way, but it was easy going and fast. When he reached the high point of the shoulder, he saw what he already knew: this wasn't the high point; it was still another horizon away. He struck for that and there was another. The curve of the planet. It was one bright world here, gray and silver and white and there were no cairns; he was well away from any traveled path. The air on his neck was cold and the sun on his face hot. If he stopped, he chilled and he sweated as he walked up the rocky platform.

He was as far from roads as you could get in this country and he had the old rare feeling of being the first person walking here and, a few minutes later, first person here. From the beginning of time. This tipped stone plateau was stark and indifferent; sometimes places revealed their indifference. They had been here eons and would be here eons. The rocks didn't care what happened to the man and they hadn't cared a thousand years ago and they wouldn't care in a thousand thousand. Everywhere around him now he saw rocks that didn't care and wouldn't care. It was exhilarating and Mack knew it was melodramatic. The sunlight here was ageless and indifferent too. Mack smiled.

He had to hurry. Vonnie was picking her way along the trail down. He felt certain she would stop and see Clay; they always checked out on the way. He could still scramble and catch her. And then? He couldn't make anything happen. He'd either shown her or not by now. Hope refused to die but it got real thin sometimes.

He was thinking of what he would say to Yarnell. I walked the shoulder and in good light there was nothing east to west. I went over three quarters of a mile until I could see the western valleys. n.o.body's going to find your trigger. It's lost. Can I see the money? I ran across the last slope under the winter sun and it was nevermore.

"That thing is lost," he said aloud. Mack picked up his loping strides and jogged along in the open day. Three, four, five minutes slowing on the broken plates and standing again, now hands on his knees, breathing heavily, while the blood snapped in his forehead. Looking out behind him, he could see the thickly treed slopes over one valley and below at Upper Divide. He'd been there last night or was it early this morning? Line of sight, he thought. That's where his BlackBerry had started the signal. The water registered in his ears and he tapped his head each way to try to get any of it out. It was painful and then the device in his pocket vibrated and he started as if he'd been shocked and with it in his hand, he saw the flas.h.i.+ng blue dot.

It was here.

He stood still and scanned the rock mountain. It appeared a wrinkled blank page. Then he saw something in the brilliant ma.s.sive slope. He stood and folded his arms and squinted up, his heart still hammering. Here, looking east so the s.h.i.+ne was dulled, he saw a splash of soot three hundred yards up, as if someone had struck a giant match. He checked again and it was still strange, so he started hiking, slowly this time, each step a knee burn. Well below the black marks, there were gla.s.sine shards and small curls of wire. The thing had blown. He gathered a handful of the stuff and put it in a baggie. The black smears were hardened like tar and at the upper side he found the impact point and there in the rock creva.s.se were shorn spearpoints of chrome. He lay on the rocks and could hear the mountain gurgling where the underground water ran. It was constant there. He pulled the steel petals up and put them on the rock beside him. The place confused him, the huge black mar, and only this debris? He stood again on the strange angled table of rock.

There were so many times way out in the wild when Mack's eyes made human features or intricate and intentional designs out of a tangled wall of deadfall trees or urban scenes or houses from a slate slope of granite talus, and now he scanned the edge of the plateau at the twenty dwarf pinons growing in a knot sheltered by a rocky overhang and guarding their cache of snow, and he saw the silver plate of a tail fin. It was cut perfectly in the yellow day, but it didn't resolve into rock but grew into the girdered fuselage of the accident, so strange and dire that Mack took a step backward and put his hands on his knees, focusing for five seconds on his hiking boots and then back up at the bizarre picture.

Mack stepped rapidly up to the site and put his hand on the aluminum tail fin, and with the touch all of his confusion vanished. For some reason when he felt it in his hand, he called, "h.e.l.lo!" And he knew immediately this was worse than he'd thought. There had been no fire. The silver craft was tucked into the slot of rocks and trees and cornice of the season's first snow as if parked there. It was much bigger than Mack had supposed, and he saw two things at once: the single triangular wing was made of light-gauge material and was some kind of liquid crystal display. He pressed his finger, and the material bled out, paled. They were screens of some kind; this was the invisible ultralight. The fuselage was a skeleton of girders. Mack pulled himself along the side, knowing what he would find in the tiny c.o.c.kpit. The plane had somehow stalled and pancaked onto the mountain and the bottom was smashed. There was no canopy and the pilot, still wearing the oxygen mask, was crushed and bent over, so that Mack could easily press his knuckles into the neck where there was no pulse, just cold flesh. It was Chester Hance; Mack didn't even have to look twice.

Mack sat in the stones and leaned against the plane, breathing. No. He put his head in his hands and said, "Oh no." This was Yarnell's secret. He'd killed somebody with an airplane and now he wanted the airplane. Mack would help them find his friend and then he would tell everyone. He felt the moment now settle into his stomach like a stack of bricks. He fished the BlackBerry GPS out of his pocket and checked to see it was on. He slid it into the c.o.c.kpit and saw that the console was broken into two pieces the size of decks of cards and he took those and stuffed them into his pack. Evidence. He put his hand on the pilot's shoulder and then took it back.

His father had taught him not to make two troubles into three by hurrying, but Mack stood and now he moved briskly down the pressed rock runway, careful of his footing, and then he said, "Don't run," and then he was running, telling himself it was okay, this was downhill and open and smooth. It hurt his thighs to govern his speed and he couldn't tell if he was running or simply trying to stop. Long strides. His ears were roaring and through that racket he heard a sound larger than his own eardrums and the underground stream, a gurgling that grew louder as if something were rolling down the hill toward him, a hollow ball knocking louder and then louder. He stopped himself with both arms against the first tree in the grove that bordered the granite highland, and he stood stock still, unable to place the sound as it became a loud vibrato and then the distinct clatter of a helicopter.

Mack stepped back into the shade and witnessed a gla.s.s ball rise over the rock horizon in the white sunlight, and he knew immediately it was the helicopter from Yarnell's field. A little gla.s.s two-man. It came up low over the western ridge and turned to the upper slope without mistake. For a minute he was glad to see it, and he thought his troubles were over. He could get down to Clay's in fifteen minutes. A two-man helicopter unmarked, low, faster now, right in the sun. He wished again for Vonnie's binoculars, but even so he could see Yarnell in the copilot's seat, no question because he was wearing his beautiful pink-checked s.h.i.+rt again. That was the trouble with those gold coast s.h.i.+rts; they were easy to remember. Mack could see Yarnell had a rifle across his lap. The little craft made a generous loop a.s.sessing the rock slope and then settled over the soot mark, as if they'd been there before. The wonders of GPS. Mack's head cleared: they'd received the signal hours before and raced over here and missed him by a minute. Mack had now backed farther into the copse. He hoped they couldn't land up there and would have to find a level and then hike up, because he needed time to escape, but he saw the helicopter set one strut on the ground and hold there, and after a moment Yarnell dropped a leg out and was going to descend.

Mack stood and dodged down through the growth, under the deadfall and onward, stopping against the first big tree with a full canopy. He wanted to make sure he wasn't hiding like a horse-as his father called it. Standing with their heads in the brush, the horses think they're hidden. And oddly, because they didn't move, they were hard to see, especially at twilight. He tried to still his breath and listen as the helicopter hovered. Yarnell would find the BlackBerry and know he was too late.

And then they would come looking for him.

Mack would have to wait. He couldn't cross open ground until they left. He looked at his watch: twelve-thirty. You knew he was going to do this, Mack thought, and still you left the BlackBerry. He pulled out his treasure, all the blasted bits of Yarnell's pieces, and put them into two baggies and zipped them into his pack's side pocket.

The machine's motors were steady for five or six minutes and then Mack heard it whine and the harmonics changed. He looked up through the branches as it grew fainter and fainter and he wished it to recede to nothing, but then he filled with terror as he heard it returning. It flew right over him and he needed to run now, but he made himself sit. The helicopter again orbited above his thicket and Mack sat still. He was surely out of sight in the deep trunk well of the old pine. It was so close and so loud. Yarnell was trying to scare him out. They cannot see you, he whispered. He was snugged against the trunk in the small s.p.a.ce, and he put his pack on his lap and went through it. He had a light poncho and inside the cover he found a pouch of chocolate-covered coffee beans a year old and perfect. He ate them one at a time as the helicopter worked up and down the mountain valley. Twice the sound dissolved and then emerged. Then the noise was gone. He stood up and listened: nothing. The air moving across the sun-warmed sheet of rock made a white hum that also was indifferent to his life. Vonnie. She would have stayed on the trail. He'd deadhead cross-country and without a disaster, he could get to Clay in the elk hunters' tent a half hour ahead of her. Here you go.

Mack picked his way off the trail through the thick deadfall timber until he came to the lower edge of the field of trees. He wanted to run now, run and catch Vonnie and tell her the whole story, and he was clambering over the last big deadfall log about to step into the daylight when he heard something, a voice, Yarnell hollering. The light aircraft was standing stopped on the level rockface of the mountain saddle a hundred and fifty yards away.

"We know where you are, Mack."

You don't know where I am. You think I'm already on my way down. Mack rolled to look at his watch, and he knew that waiting like this was not what Yarnell could do, and he was right.

"Mack," the older man called again. "We're not done."

Mack knew that was true. He wondered there lying still, why not just walk out and give it up. Yarnell was not going to shoot him. Walk up and talk it over. Ride down to the trailhead in the thing. Then he remembered his father's way of turning face-on to men like Yarnell when he dealt with them at the ranch. How he sometimes had to move around to get them face to face. It was such a signal for Mack of his father's anger, and something ticked in Mack and he thought, Don't you move.

"Listen. You don't understand," Yarnell shouted. "You don't make it down."

Wait, just wait. In four minutes he heard the helicopter squeal to a start and rotor up over the four-acre strip of trees belting the mountain pa.s.s. He lay under the suspended log under the ferns and the canopy, and he thought Yarnell would rove and shoot perhaps, but he didn't shoot and the helicopter made three pa.s.ses all very low and none of them near him on the downhill side and then it rose, laboring in the alt.i.tude and went west out of the mountains.

Mack stood and then sat on the ground feeling the heartbeat in his forehead. He moved on adrenaline over the open rock pa.s.sage and entered the real forest again.

How he loved this range, these woods. He stopped every ten minutes and listened over his whistling breath, but there was no more helicopter. He was talking to himself, waving his arms. "Helicopter. How much bulls.h.i.+t is that? It's not in the book," he said. "The gla.s.s helicopter is not in the book. You're not in the book."

He didn't let his mind go back to Chester. He had to get down.

He stayed off the trail, climbing parallel to it and then he descended carefully counting switchbacks and there were twelve until he was in the long shadows of the upper meadow and he crossed the wooden bridge on the Wind and almost ran to the campsite on Valentine Lake. From there he surveyed the high wilderness valley: no smoke. He untied the clothesline and coiled the fifty feet of nylon cord into his pack. The sleeping bag and coffeepot were still in the trees. "I'll see you again," he said. In the lake he saw two fat forms pa.s.s over his old tent, rainbow trout in the late day. Then he left the main trail going the other way around Valentine, the hard way. It was up and over the rocks, but it was shorter if he could gut it out. He climbed the southern shoulder of the bald mountain, a thirty-degree staircase, stepping in his shadow every step, his s.h.i.+rt sweated to his back under the pack. He rounded the mountain and crossed the summit valley easily, weaving in and out of the aspen there on the high ground, his shadow tall and then taller. He looked up and said, "Don't get dark. Just wait." There were elk gathered in two of the meadows, thirty in one herd, stone still, their heads following him. When he topped the ridge and saw the eastern slope, the sun was gone. Here there was a good game trail all along the escarpment above Jamboree, a stream they said that flowed all the way to Lander. At points the worn path was a foot from the lip of the cliff, two hundred feet above the winding stream which he could not hear. Several times watching his footing, he walked right into trees where the elk had pa.s.sed under and he had to go around. It was darker, but the hundred-mile horizon glowed. Vonnie was somewhere below him. She had water and candy and was walking carefully with her injured leg down the open trail in the last light. She'd regroup at the trailhead and straighten her car perhaps, waiting to see him.

Mack moved quickly along the path. This route led him two miles through some shallow hillocks to Lost Lake, where they had fished the second or third year. He had gone out to gather firewood and found an ancient wooden canoe banked against the hillside, two paddles and a lead rope lodged inside. They sat it in the lake a day to swell and that night paddled through the mirrored waters, catching fish. "We're the only people who have trolled in the upper lakes of the Winds," he had told her.

"Except for the guy who hauled it up here."

"It's Hiram's," Mack said. "He only uses it for exercise."

Now Lost Lake was still in the new night. He knew where there were three good Mepps spinners in a hollow log across at the old campground. He was full of ghosts.

He followed the outlet down to Prairie Lake where one year they'd come across a woman curled in a campground while her husband fished. Vonnie talked to her and found that her period had started and she was miserable. They'd given her Vonnie's cure: an ounce of Jack Daniel's and a NoDoz. In those days Vonnie always brought a half pint of the whiskey which they had in their coffee at night. Prairie was a silver plate now and the night had become cold. He struck from the end of the lake cross-country up and over the two ridges where, later than he thought, he joined the main trail. He loved the moment of crossing onto a recognized trail. When he hit it, he wanted to run, but he held himself. You think you can see, but you cannot. It's dark, buddy. No running in the dark. "No running period," he said aloud. He walked fast. He was a mile above the big meadow. The dark meadow was trouble. Not the stream which he stepped right through, but with no moon it was hard to keep the trail and he fell twice and then slowed down, high-stepping the sage.

He approached Clay's tent close and called, "h.e.l.lo the camp!"

"Yo" came the return and Clay appeared. "Mack, you're late. I just ate, but come on, I'll open another can." Mack crossed and entered the warm shelter. The tent smelled like Dinty Moore stew and the two men looked at each other. Mack felt his eyes adjust in the hissing lantern light.

"Where's Vonnie?" Mack said.

"Okay, Mack," Clay looked at him. "Where is she?"

Clay tried to talk Mack into sitting still, waiting, spending the night. "She'll be along," he said. "She's got a flashlight and knows this trail. Give it an hour. She'll be here."

"She might, but I'm going back up."

"Where's your pack?" He told Clay about the poachers and their location so he could radio in the report.

"She wouldn't have run into them," Clay stated, "if they were by Upper Divide."

"I need fresh socks and a s.h.i.+rt," Mack said. "Do you have any salt tablets?"

"Gatorade in the cooler." Mack sat at the little picnic table in the elk hunters' tent and changed clothes and drank a cup of cold coffee and a quart of blue Gatorade and refilled the bottle with water. Clay gave him a nylon bivy sack.

"I won't need this," Mack said.

"I know," Clay said, "that's why you're taking it."

Mack stuffed the little cloth tube into his pack. He thought about telling Clay about the helicopter but no.

"I'm just going up there a quarter mile to Cold Creek where she'll be standing perplexed about how to cross without getting her feet wet and we'll come down and eat the rest of your stew."