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As a matter of fact, she was pretty near to being right. "All the more reason for you to be cautious and circ.u.mspect," said I boldly. "Pray think of my position, if not your own."
She gave me a queer little look and then smiled brightly. (She _is_ lovely!)
"I'll promise to be good," she said.
"I only ask you to be careful," said I, blunderingly. She laughed aloud: her merriest, most distracting gurgle.
"And now will you be good enough to tell me who I am?" she asked, after a few minutes. "That is, who am I supposed to be?"
"Oh," said I uneasily, "you are really n.o.body. You are Britton's wife."
"What! Does Britton know it?"
"Yes," said I, with a wry smile. "He took a mean advantage of me in the presence of George Hazzard not an hour ago, and asked for a raise in wages on account of his wife's illness. It seems that you are an invalid."
"I hope he hasn't forgotten the baby in his calculations."
"He hasn't, you may be sure. He has named the baby after me."
"How original!"
"I thought it rather clever to change Rosemary's s.e.x for a few days,"
said I. "Moreover, it will be necessary for Britton to take Max's place as your personal servant. He will fetch your meals and--"
"Oh, I can't agree to that, Mr. Smart," she cried with decision. "I must have Max. He is--"
"But Britton must have some sort of a pretext for--"
"Nonsense! No one cares about Britton and his sick wife. Let well enough alone."
"I--I'll think it over, Countess," said I weakly.
"And now tell me all about--Mr. Pless. How is he looking? Does he appear to be unhappy?" There was a curious note in her voice, as of anxiety or eagerness, it was hard to tell which. In any case, I found myself inwardly resenting her interest in the sneering Hungarian. (I had discovered that he was not an Austrian.) There was a queer sinking sensation in the region of my heart, and a slight chill. Could it be possible that she--But no! It was preposterous!
"He appears to be somewhat sentimental and preoccupied. He gazes at the moon and bites his nails."
"I--I wish I could have a peep at him some time without being--"
"For heaven's sake, don't even consider such a thing," I cried in alarm.
"Just a little peek, Mr. Smart," she pleaded.
"No!" said I firmly.
"Very well," she said resignedly, fixing me with hurt eyes. "I'm sorry to be such a bother to you."
"I believe you'll go back to him, after all," I said angrily. "Women are all alike. They--"
"Just because I want to see how unhappy he is, and enjoy myself a little, you say horrid things to me," she cried, almost pathetically.
"You treat me very badly."
"There is a great deal at stake," said I. "The peril is--well, it's enormous. I am having the devil's own time heading off a scheme they've got for exploring the entire castle. Your hus--your ex-husband says he knows of a secret door opening into this part of the--"
She sprang to her feet with a sharp cry of alarm.
"Heavens! I--I forgot about _that!_ There is a secret panel and--heaven save us!--it opens directly into my bedroom!" Her eyes were very wide and full of consternation. She gripped my arm. "Come! Be quick! We must pile something heavy against it, or nail it up, or--do something."
She fairly dragged me out into the corridor, and then, picking up her dainty skirts, pattered down the rickety stairs at so swift a pace that I had some difficulty in keeping her pink figure in sight. Why is it that a woman can go downstairs so much faster than a man? I've never been able to explain it. She didn't stumble once, or miss a step, while I did all manner of clumsy things, and once came near to pitching headlong to the bottom. We went down and down and round and round so endlessly that I was not only gasping but reeling.
At last we came to the broad hall at the top of the main staircase.
Almost directly in front of us loomed the great padlocked doors leading to the other wing. Pa.s.sing them like the wind she led the way to the farthermost end of the hall. Light from the big, paneless windows overlooking the river, came streaming into the vast corridor, and I could see doors ahead to the right and the left of us.
"Your bedroom?" I managed to gasp, uttering a belated question that should have been asked five or six flights higher up at a time when I was better qualified to voice it. "What the d.i.c.kens is it doing down here?"
She did not reply, but, turning to the left, threw open a door and disappeared into the room beyond. I followed ruthlessly, but stopped just over the threshold to catch my breath in astonishment.
I was in "my lady's bed-chamber."
The immense Gothic bed stood on its dais, imposing in its isolation.
Three or four very modern innovation trunks loomed like minarets against the opposite walls, half-open; one's imagination might have been excused if it conjured up sentries who stood ready to pop out of the trunks to scare one half to death. Some of my most precious rugs adorned the floor, but the windows were absolutely undraped. There were a few old chairs scattered about, but no other article of furniture except an improvised wash-stand, and a clumsy, portable tin bath-tub which leaned nonchalantly against the foot of the bed. There were great mirrors, in the wall at one end of the room, cracked and scaly it is true, but capable of reflecting one's presence.
"Don't stand there gaping," she cried in a shrill whisper, starting across the room only to turn aside with a sharp exclamation. "That stupid Helene!" she cried, flus.h.i.+ng warmly. Catching up a heap of tumbled garments, mostly white, from a chair, she recklessly hurled them behind the bed. "This is the mirror--the middle one. It opens by means of a spring. There is a small hole in the wall behind it and then there is still another secret door beyond that, a thick iron one with the sixth Baron Rothhoefen's portrait on the outer side of it.
The canvas swings open. We must--"
I was beginning to get my bearings.
"The sixth baron? Old Ludwig the Red?"
"The very one."
"Then, by Jove, he is in my study! You don't mean to say--"
"Please don't stop to talk," she cried impatiently, looking about in a distracted manner, "but for goodness sake get something to put against this mirror."
My mind worked rapidly. The only object in the room heavy enough to serve as a barricade was the bed, and it was too heavy for me to move, I feared. I suggested it, of course, involuntarily lowering my voice to a conspiratorial whisper.
"Pull it over, quick!" she commanded promptly.
"Perhaps I'd better run out and get Max and Ru--"
"If my hus--if Mr. Pless should open that secret door from the other side, Mr. Smart, it will be very embarra.s.sing for you and me, let--"
I put my shoulder to the huge creaky bed and shoved. There were no castors. It did not budge. The Countess a.s.sisted me by putting the tips of her small fingers against one end of it and pus.h.i.+ng. It was not what one would call a frantic effort on her part, but it served to make me exert myself to the utmost. I, a big strong man, couldn't afford to have a slim countess pus.h.i.+ng a bedstead about while I was there to do it for her.
"Don't do that," I protested. "I can manage it alone, thank you."
I secured a strong grip on the bottom of the thing and heaved manfully.
"You might let me help," she cried, firmly grasping a side piece with both hands.