Miss Julia To The Rescue Part 12

By this time, we had entered the city limits of Beckley, and Etta Mae was easing the car along, carefully observing the speed limits. It felt to me as if we'd reentered civilization with the pa.s.sing cars, the street lights, the well-marked lanes, and the neon-lit places of business.

"You want to stop anywhere?" Etta Mae asked.

"I'm going to have to before long, but let's see if we can get out of West Virginia first. We're near the state line, aren't we?"

"Another forty miles or so, I think. We can stop at the Virginia Welcome Center on the other side of the line. I'm like you-I want out of this state as soon as we can get out."

Chapter 23.

That was the longest forty miles of my life. Not only did I fear that we'd be stopped before exiting the state, but Mr. Pickens was becoming more and more agitated. He couldn't get fixed, regardless of how often he turned and changed positions. He mumbled and moaned and groaned, talking out of his head and flopping around until I began to worry about his state of mind.

"He's getting worse," I said to Etta Mae. "You think we ought to do something?"

Etta Mae kept driving. "Sometimes those medications can have reverse reactions, but ... whoops!" She slammed on the brakes at a red light on the outskirts of Beckley, and Mr. Pickens slammed to the floor again, yelling and cursing, as he scrambled back onto what he thought was the bed.

"What?" he mumbled. "What's happenin'? I'm hurtin', d.a.m.n it." Then he yelled, "Nurse! Orderly! Somebody!" After crawling back onto the seat, he continued to moan and mumble.

"It's all right, Mr. Pickens," I said, trying to calm him. "We're getting you some help. Just stay real still so you won't hurt yourself."

He didn't hear me, but Etta Mae chimed in with something else to worry about. "I hope he hasn't opened up his wounds with all that falling around. We better check his bandage when we stop."

"Not we," I said. "I wouldn't know what to look for."

"Blood," she answered, as I s.h.i.+vered. "Hey, here's the interstate. We can make some time now."

And we did, heading for the state line as fast as the speed limit would allow. When we crossed into Virginia, Etta Mae and I glanced at each other and grinned. We both felt the anxiety of being chased and stopped by cars with blue lights flas.h.i.+ng ease off. I knew we weren't entirely out of the danger zone-Sheriff McAfee had telephones, after all-but it felt better to be out of his immediate reach.

When Etta Mae put on the blinker and turned onto the ramp leading to the welcome center a few miles south of the line, I sat up to look around. The place was well lit with pole lights, and big trucks were already lined up with their night lights on. Etta Mae drove around to the parking area for cars, where she pulled in and stopped a good distance from the three cars there before us.

"If you have to use the ladies' room, you better run on," she said. "They probably close at midnight and it's almost that."

"What about you?" I asked, opening my door.

"I'll take my chances, but we can't leave J.D. by himself. I'm going to check his bandage, then I have an idea I want to look into."

Wondering about her idea, I didn't wait to hear about it, being in too much of a hurry to get to the restroom. As it was, I had to talk my way in, for a caretaker was headed for the doors with a key in his hand just as I pushed through.

When I got back to the car, I saw that it was the only one left in the parking area. And when I saw what Etta Mae's idea was, I was glad there was no one around to see us. She had the trunk open and was stacking our bags on top of each other in order to clear a s.p.a.ce on one side.

"You're going to put him in there?" I couldn't believe he'd fit.

"No, not in here, but through here. If we can get him through." And she hopped up into the trunk and began fiddling with a latch. "I think, I hope, this will work. Miss Julia, go around and get him out of the car. I'm gonna push the back of the seat down and open this up. I can't do it if he's lying across the seat."

My goodness, I thought, I didn't know my car would do that. But I went around, opened the back door and began to coax Mr. Pickens out. It was a trial and a tribulation because he couldn't sit. The best he could do was to get down in the floorboard and crawl out, and it was a wonder he was willing to do that.

I found out why when he finally got out of the car and hung, bent almost double, onto the door. He told me in a graphic word what he needed to do.

"Just hold on to the door," I told him, propping him as well as I could. "And don't fall."

With that, I took myself back to the trunk to help Etta Mae, giving him some privacy in spite of the car's interior lights putting him on full display. That apparently didn't bother him because he went and went and went and went.

I knew that if I looked at Etta Mae, we'd both laugh our heads off-that nervous tension still with us-so we both pretended not to hear anything.

"Good thing we stopped," Etta Mae said dryly, and I almost lost it.

By the time silence reigned again, she and I hurried back and grabbed Mr. Pickens as he tried to walk away from the car. We held on to him and walked him to the trunk, where I told him to crawl into bed, hoping he wouldn't know the difference. He bent over and used his arms to pull himself part of the way in. With Etta Mae in the backseat guiding him through, I lifted his legs, bent and pushed them, one after the other, into the trunk. He was docile enough, probably much relieved and eager to lie down again.

Etta Mae guided his head, then his shoulders through the opening into the body of the car. His shoulders almost created a problem-they wouldn't squeeze through-so we had to angle him, then push and urge him on through so that he ended up on his stomach with his upper body from the waist up draped over the backseat and his lower parts stretched out into the trunk. It was unfortunate that the car seat wouldn't fold down flat, but the slight slant didn't seem to bother him. He sighed with relief at being able to stretch out, no longer scrunched up like a pretzel, and began snoring.

"Don't look, Miss Julia," Etta Mae said, as she came around and crawled into the trunk beside him, "unless you just want to, but I'm gonna check his bandage."

Not caring to witness a medical procedure, I went to get the blanket from the backseat, and in the doing, stepped in a soggy place on the ground. And in my good Ferragamos, too.

After covering Mr. Pickens's feet, legs and back end with the blanket, Etta Mae hopped out and we carefully closed the lid of the trunk.

"Looks like one side's bleeding a little," she said. "We could stop for the night and take care of it, but we don't have any bandages or medication, and no way to get any. So I think the best thing is just keep on going and get home as quick as we can.

"And speaking of going," she went on, "I really have to."

"The restrooms are all locked up now. Maybe we can stop a little farther down the road."

"No way," she said. "I'm finding a bush."

And that's what she did, with me standing as lookout, although I didn't know what I'd do if anybody came.

I blew out my breath as we at last left the welcome center, Etta Mae stepping on the gas as she merged onto the interstate. Mr. Pickens was sleeping peacefully, although at a slant, and I thought I might be able to nod off for a little while.

"Etta Mae?" I said. "Are you all right, driving? You want me to relieve you?"

"I don't think you can," she said with a laugh. "J.D.'s right up against my back, and I'm up closer to the wheel than you'd be. Besides, I'm okay, but let's stop at a McDonald's when we see one. I could use some coffee."

After a good while of steady driving, with me trying to stay awake out of courtesy to Etta Mae, who had to stay awake, she said, "I'm going back a different way from the way we came-too many big trucks on 81. We can stay on 77 and pick up I-40 at Statesville. That okay with you?"

"Whatever you think. I'm feeling bad for not relieving you. You've done nothing but drive almost the whole time we've been gone."

"I like to drive, so don't worry about that. We'll stop in Statesville and get some coffee, and I'll be good for the last two hours home."

And that's what we did, but to our dismay the McDonald's there was closed and we had to cross the street to a combination gas station and convenience store. Etta Mae filled the tank without my suggesting it, although I'd been fretting about getting low on gas. Then, one after the other in order for one of us to stay with Mr. Pickens, we went inside, used the facilities and looked around for something to eat besides corn chips and stale Little Debbie cakes.

It was my first experience of eating a hot dog off a rotating spit in a gas station, but it had been long hours since we'd made sandwiches in one of Pearl's cabins.

"Should we wake Mr. Pickens and see if he's hungry?" I asked when Etta Mae got back to the car, her hands filled with a coffee cup, two hot dogs, potato chips, a package of raisins and one of Twinkies. And napkins.

"I say let him sleep," she said, looking back at him. "He's easier to handle that way. Besides, we'd have to back him out of the trunk if we woke him up."

That was a job I could do without until we reached home, when we'd back him out for, I hoped, the only time. But with James's help. Then I had another thought.

"Etta Mae, should we take him home or to the hospital-in which case the orderlies can get him out?"

"I've been wondering about that, too," she said. "But I don't know. Once he's in a hospital, he's back in the system. We might have trouble keeping that sheriff away from him."

"Then let's take him home. We'll call Dr. Hargrove, who can just make a few house calls for a change. Mr. Pickens can get bed rest and sedation at home as well as anywhere else. That was all he was getting at the Mill Run hospital anyway."

"Well," Etta Mae said, stifling a yawn, "maybe some antibiotics, too. But whatever you say. I'm not too eager to hang around the emergency room a couple of hours while they decide what to do with him."

"Me, either. Let's go home."

I declare, those last two hours on the road in the early morning hours were almost unendurable. I fought sleep, staying awake to talk with Etta Mae to keep her awake and listening in spite of myself to a preacher who was the only thing besides static on the radio. He was preaching about rich men who lived as if they could take it all with them. "I ain't never seen," he said, "a U-Haul trailer hitched to a hea.r.s.e." And neither had I. Wesley Lloyd Springer, my grasping and long-gone first husband, learned that lesson the hard way-too late to mend his ways.

But it was all to the good when it came to Lloyd and me, because the two of us were Wesley Lloyd's beneficiaries, whether he liked it or not. I mean, once you're gone, you don't have any more say-so in what happens to what you left or who gets what.

I entertained myself with such thoughts as those, occasionally speaking to Etta Mae to be sure she was awake, and picturing Hazel Marie's joy when we got her sweetheart home. And also, occasionally, wondering what Sheriff McAfee would do when he discovered what we'd done. He claimed to be a church-going man who didn't like foul language, but I was willing to wager he'd have a few choice things to say when he found his prize witness had flown the coop. And if I found out that he'd deliberately sent us into a den of snakes, why, I just might have a few choice words of my own to say to him.

Chapter 24.

As we came off the interstate onto the exit ramp, the lights of Abbotsville were a welcome sight even though I could barely keep my eyes open to see them. We drifted through the empty streets feeling as if we were the only two people in town awake. Half awake, I should say, because Etta Mae was looking awfully droopy and, of course, Mr. Pickens was still soundly, though noisily, sleeping.

When Etta Mae turned the car into the driveway at Sam's-now the Pickenses'-house, she sagged tiredly over the wheel. Her spirits, though, were still as perky as ever.

"Well, we made it," she said, grinning up at me. "First time I've ever run from the cops. Well, first time I'll admit to anyway."

The sconces on each side of the front door were on as well as the carriage light at the end of the walk. I could see several lights burning inside the house. I had little doubt that Hazel Marie hadn't had a wink of sleep since she'd learned we were on the way. As for Lillian, she'd be dozing in a chair somewhere, ready to be up and doing as soon as something needed to be done.

Just as I started to get out of the car, Hazel Marie came whizzing through the front door and raced down the steps. She flew to the car as Etta Mae opened her door.

"Where is he?" Hazel Marie cried. "Did you bring him? Where is he?"

Etta Mae pointed to the backseat. "There he is."

Hazel Marie bent over to look inside, pressing her face to the window. Then she jumped back and screamed. "They've cut him off! What happened to him? Oh, my Lord, they've cut him in two!"

Etta Mae grabbed her and held her tight-no small feat-for Hazel Marie was jittering all over the place. "No, no," Etta Mae said, "it's all right. His other half's in the trunk."

That didn't rea.s.sure Hazel Marie, for she threw her head back and screamed. "In the trunk! What've you done to him!"

Lloyd appeared by her side, his hair mussed up and his gla.s.ses askew. He cupped his hands on the window and peered in at Mr. Pickens, who was oblivious to the reaction he was causing.

"My word," Lloyd said, sounding like a little old man. And why shouldn't he? He was learning from a little old woman.

"It's okay, Mama," he went on, "he's still in one piece. You just can't see the other half. Hit the trunk release, Miss Julia, and let's get him out."

Getting Mr. Pickens out took the unified efforts of us all, for he didn't want to be moved and refused to help himself. For one thing, he was still under the influence, didn't know where he was and couldn't or wouldn't do what we told him to do.

James had come outside by then. He stood looking into the trunk, shaking his head and studying the problem before saying, "This gonna be a job." Which wasn't exactly news to those of us who'd gotten him in, in the first place.

Lloyd and I crawled into the backseat, trying to wake Mr. Pickens enough to understand what was required of him. "Scrooch on down, Mr. Pickens," I said, pus.h.i.+ng on his shoulders. "Just scrunch back into the trunk."

He kept mumbling. "What? Who is it? What's goin' on?" None of which was any help.

Sticking my head close to where Mr. Pickens's posterior met the trunk, I called, "Etta Mae, maybe we ought to pull him out head first instead of pus.h.i.+ng him back through the hole. What do you think?"

"I don't know, Miss Julia." She came around to the open door of the car and did a little studying herself. "Maybe we ought to do some measuring first-make sure his bandage won't sc.r.a.pe off if he comes out this way."

I cringed at the thought while Lloyd ran his hand past Mr. Pickens's waist to see how much room there was.

"Good grief," Lloyd said, wide-eyed at what he'd felt. "He was shot in the ... you-know?"

I nodded. "Yes, but it's not life threatening."

"Well, if it was me," he said in that serious way of his, "I wouldn't take any chances of sc.r.a.ping anything. Let's push him out through the trunk."

We had a time of it, because what went through fairly easily on their way in-namely, his shoulders-had difficulty going the other way. As Lloyd and I pushed and guided from one end, and Etta Mae and James pulled on his legs, and Mr. Pickens struggled and complained the whole time, Hazel Marie stood by, wringing her hands and saying, "Don't hurt him. Don't hurt him." I was about ready to take a broomstick to such an uncooperative patient or just leave him stuck half in and half out. My patience had about run its course.

Mr. Pickens finally came awake enough to help get himself out, but only when Lillian crooned through the trunk, "Come on now, Mr. Pickens. I got a fine roast beef an' some gravy an' mashed potatoes, like you like, an' a great big choc'late cake jus' waitin' on you."

The poor man, unshaved, bent over and trying to pull down his hospital gown-which created a draft in the rear-was nearly driven to the ground when Hazel Marie flung herself on him. On top of that, he was confused as to where he was and how he'd gotten there, mumbling and half laughing in between whatever he was saying. Addled in his head, it seemed to me.

"Etta Mae," I said, sidling up to her, "I would've thought he'd be coming out of his daze by now. They must've given him a dose and a half."

She nodded, watching as James and Hazel Marie guided Mr. Pickens up the steps onto the porch, with Lloyd right behind them. "Yeah, and I'm wondering if they've kept him sedated the whole time. I don't know, Miss Julia, but Dr. Hargrove ought to see him as soon as he can."

"That's going to be right away," I said, "and he better not tell us to take him to the hospital. Mr. Pickens needs to get in bed and stay there until his system is cleared out. He's had enough moving around for a while."

She agreed, then said she wanted to look at his bandage again.

On our way into the house, she was having second thoughts. "Maybe we should've taken him directly to the emergency room-let them look at it."

"If he needs to go, we'll call an ambulance. I don't want to get him in and out of that car another time." I looked at Etta Mae's watch, which I was still wearing, and saw that it was after three o'clock. "Take a look at him, Etta Mae, then let's get home and go to bed."

That was quicker said than done, because by the time she'd checked the bandage and I'd taken her to her trailer in Delmont and gotten myself back home, there wasn't much time left for sleeping. But I went straight to the big downstairs bedroom and fell into bed after only a brief and hurried toilette. I'd left instructions with both Hazel Marie and Lillian to call Dr. Hargrove at six o'clock even if it woke him up.

Right before sleep overcame me, I started laughing as I recalled Mr. Pickens's reaction to having his bandage checked. Hazel Marie and James had led him to the bed, where he'd sprawled out on his stomach, heaving a mighty sigh of relief. At that point, Etta Mae had turned back the covers and lifted his bandage to check for bleeding. His head popped up off the pillow and his hand swatted at her. "Get away from there," he yelled. "That's private!" Which just goes to show how confused he was, because no telling how many people had had their hands on his privates since the day he'd been shot.