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Deeply ignoring this, I resume my elocutionary studies of the Declaration of Independence. For I should say that a signal honour of a munic.i.p.al character has just been done me. A committee of the Chamber of Commerce has invited me to partic.i.p.ate in their exercises on an early day in July--the fourth, I fancy--when they celebrate the issuance of this famous doc.u.ment. I have been asked to read it, preceding a patriotic address to be made by Senator Floud.
I accepted with the utmost pleasure, and now on my vine-sheltered porch have begun trying it out for the proper voice effects. Its substance, I need not say, is already familiar to me.
The nipper is horribly gulping at its food, jam smears quite all about its countenance. Mrs. Ruggles glances over her journal.
"How would you like it," she suddenly demands, "if I went around town like these English women--burning churches and houses of Parliament and cutting up fine oil paintings. How would that suit your grouchy highness?"
"This is not England," I answer shortly. "That sort of thing would never do with us."
"My, but isn't he the fierce old Ruggums!" she cries in affected alarm to the now half-suffocated nipper.
Once more I take up the Declaration of Independence. It lends itself rather well to reciting. I feel that my voice is going to carry.
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