Not One Clue_ A Mystery Part 42

"What are you wearing?" he asked.

I glanced down. I had undressed in the car and now wore nothing but a robe and a wig, but I put those embarra.s.sing truths out of my mind.

"I need your help," I said.

"Should I rest up?"

I looked toward the front seat, hoping they couldn't hear the conversation.

"Laney's been kidnapped."

There was a momentary pause filled with tension and angst, then, "Listen to me, McMullen. I want you to stop whatever you're doing. I want you to go home and lock your doors."

I nodded. "I'll do that," I said, "when she can go home with me."

"McMullen, this is police business. If you interfere-"

"You'll have to threaten me later. Right now I'm in a hurry. I think she's been abducted by Jackson Andrews. She's in an apartment building on Thirty-seventh and Marigold. If we're not out of there in ten minutes we're going to need an ambulance and backup."

"Backup! Are you nuts?" His voice was rising with every word. "You're not a cop, McMullen. Get your a.s.s-"

"Rivera."

There was a pause. The tension had amped up a thousand percent. "What?"

"I think I love you," I said, and hung up just as we pulled over to the curb on Thirty-sixth Street.

I switched my phone to vibrate and dropped it into the pocket of my terry-cloth robe. It was almost dark. I glanced at my cohorts, feeling chilled to the bone and scared enough to pee in my pants. If I had any on. Which I didn't.

"Are we ready?" My voice sounded funny-distant and vague.

My companions nodded in unison.

I took a deep breath. "Call me when you're in position," I said, and, reaching over the parking brake, pulled the keys from the ignition. I wrestled off my Mace and handed it to Aalia. "A brand-new can of protective spray," I said. "Flip the red trigger, then point and spray."

She stared at it. "What of you?"

"Don't worry about me. I'm going to be running like a raped ape," I said. Secretariat wouldn't be able to catch me.

Solberg tightened his grip on the bat and stepped from the car. They headed south on Thirty-sixth together, but would split up before they could be seen from the third floor of Terrace Garden Apartments. I held my keys in a death grip and headed north.

Half a block up, a multicolor cl.u.s.ter of boys whistled catcalls. But I was too occupied to either appreciate their sense of humor or be offended. Upon reaching Sandcrane Street, I turned left. My bellowing breath sounded like a freight train. By the time I reached the cross street I felt as if I was going to pa.s.s out. There was only one streetlamp working. But maybe that was just as well. Anyone who would mistake me for Laney would have to either be blind or high. I said a quick prayer that Jackson was both.

Staring at Terrace Garden Apartments, I hurried across the street and took a breather behind a battered jade plant. I counted three stories up and ran my gaze across the row of windows. All of them were dark. Several looked broken. But the second-most southerly one seemed darker than the others. As if a blanket had been strung across the opening.

My phone buzzed just as I slipped between two vehicles. The pickup truck was up on blocks, the little Geo seemed to be short an engine. They wouldn't be leaving anytime soon. Hunkering down between the two b.u.mpers, I recognized Solberg's number and flipped open my cell.

"Are you in?" My voice sounded hollow and empty.

Solberg's was similar. "We found an open door."

I closed my eyes and steeled my resolve. "You know what to do?"

"Yeah," Solberg said. His voice had deepened some and sounded oddly like the Terminator's. "Bring Laney home."

"Be careful," I said, but he had already hung up. I dropped the phone back into my pocket, kicked off my flip-flops, and played out the coming drama in my head: Aalia meandering down the debris-strewn hallway, shouting for drugs. Jackson worrying, telling Laney to keep quiet, locking her in the bedroom, opening the door into the hall, glancing ... But wait, what if he locked her in a different room? The bathroom maybe. Somewhere without a window to- "What the h.e.l.l you doing?"

I stifled a squawk but jumped as someone glared at me through the winds.h.i.+eld of the broken Geo.

"I didn't mean to bother you. I'm just-"

"Get away!" shrieked the guy in the car. His face was wizened, his hair stretched out of his head like gray antennae.

"Don't-"

"Get out of my yard!"

"I'll-" I began, but just then the sound of breaking gla.s.s crackled through the neighborhood. I swore as I watched shards spray down from a third-floor window. After one more frantic glance at the aggravated car-sitter, I dropped my robe to the cracked asphalt and kicked off my flip-flops. The homeless guy emerged from the Geo to stare at me like I was the second coming, but I was already running, hotfooting it down the shattered sidewalk toward the apartment building, counting in my head, trying to guess how long it would take for Jackson to realize Laney had broken the window. How long before he could believe she had jumped through the shattered gla.s.s and landed safely on the weedy dirt below. How long before he would careen into the hall to chase her. I had no way of knowing. Adrenaline was pumping through me like hot tequila by the time I reached the building.

It wasn't until then that I realized I'd been followed by the old guy from the Geo.

"Whatcha doin'?" he rasped, but at that second I heard someone hiss an expletive from above. I glanced up, saw a dark form leaning from the window, and knew my plan was working. Elaine had broken the window and subsequently hidden.

I bolted toward Thirty-seventh.

"Hey! Come back!" screamed Geo.

I stumbled on the curb, almost fell, and glanced back. Half-dressed and lean as a greyhound, Geo was catching up. I shrieked as his fingers brushed my back, hacked up a burst of speed, and cut an angle between two houses. Marigold lay dead ahead. I hit the asphalt just as a car turned from my left and screeched to a halt ten feet from me. I froze in the headlights.

The driver's door opened. "LAPD! Put your hands where I can see them."

"Not me!" I was panting like a field hound. My pursuer seemed to be long gone. I made a frantic motion toward Thirty-seventh Street. "The apartments."

"Just relax now."

Another cop stepped from the pa.s.senger side. "What's going on, ma'am?"

"Kidnapped! Apartments! Third floor! Elaine!"

"Take a deep breath."

"Patricia Ruocco is up there!" I shrieked. "Naked."

They looked at each other, then launched themselves in their squad car and squealed off down the street. Alone and abandoned, I ran after them. By the time I had panted up to the third floor, Laney was standing in the hallway, wearing Solberg's T-s.h.i.+rt.

Jackson was lying on the floor, cradling his ribs and gritting his teeth. The two officers I'd met moments before stood over him, guns drawn. A cracked bat lay in the corner. Aalia was nowhere to be seen.

Elaine's gaze met mine. Her eyes were wide, her face pale, but she was well. Safe. Whole. "Emma wasn't naked," she said.

I bent double, trying to breathe as I slanted a look at her.

"In that episode of Starsky and Hutch Starsky and Hutch. Everyone was fully clothed," she said.

"Yeah, well, I didn't think Jackson would believe you'd somehow obtained a pair of jeans on your jump to freedom."

"Or you just really like running around East L.A. naked."

"Yeah." I dug the heel of my hand into my side to relieve the pain. "That's probably it."

"You okay?" Laney asked. Her voice had gone soft.

"A little out of shape," I said, still trying to breathe. "But other than that I'm fantastic."

"You really are," she said, and smiled through her silent tears.

34.

Any couple that begins a marriage by inviting both of their families to the same ceremony clearly deserves whatever they get.-Dr. Henri Farthing, marriage counselor The wedding took place at the top of Yosemite Falls. The bride wore hiking boots and a fine sheen of perspiration. I was sweating like a paratrooper from the climb. Beside me, Rivera barely looked winded.

Mist had enveloped the lower regions, wreathing the valley in silvery spray, leaving just glimpses of paradise below.

A handful of guests had been airlifted in. I have no idea how Solberg had managed it, but as the newlyweds kissed, a golden eagle swooped down from a craggy outcropping of red rock. For a moment it was perfectly backdropped against the bubbling perfection of a blue-velvet cloud and a fit violinist's poignant rendition of cla.s.sical music.

I felt my throat tighten with tears.

"How you holding up?" Rivera asked. We hadn't had much time to discuss things.

I turned to find him watching me and shrugged. "This is the first time my bridesmaid's dress didn't have an a.s.s bow the size of the Mojave and I don't get to wear it."

His gaze never left mine. "She looks happy."

I glanced at her. "She had a near-death experience. She's not thinking clearly."

"How'd you know she'd break the window, then hide in the closet?"

I took a seat on a nearby rock and watched the ridiculously happy couple. Maybe if I was lucky Solberg would die of ecstasy. Although, I had to admit, he had really come through in the clinch. Jackson's medical report said he had sustained three broken ribs and a cracked humerus. It couldn't have happened to a nicer abusive millionaire junky.

"Actually, I thought she'd hide under the bed," I said.

"I'm told there wasn't a bed. Just a mattress."

"On Starsky and Hutch Starsky and Hutch, Emma hid under the bed."

Rivera gazed out over the silvery, mist-shrouded valley. "Who pretended to be Emma? Starsky or Hutch?"

"It was Emma's sister. Hutch's love interest. Almost broke my heart. I had a huge crush on him. Had his poster on my wall for most of a decade."

Rivera shook his head.

"What? You didn't think he was good-looking?"

"I think you're a nut job," he said. "But I'm kind of glad you're alive."

I stared at him a moment, then glanced away. "I'm sorry I didn't call you right away. Jackson said there would be retribution if the cops got involved." I could feel the tears welling up again. But at least it was just a remnant of fear now and not some stupid-a.s.s emotion brought on by the flight of an oversized raptor soaring on the haunting strains of "Fur Elise."

"Is that the term he used? 'Retribution'?"

I nodded. "In Glendale the night he was shot, and on the phone."

"So that's how you knew it was him."

"That and my twenty-one-second conversation with Laney."

"I never thought that Texas Ranger Texas Ranger show would be worth all the daylight it took to film it." show would be worth all the daylight it took to film it."

"Are you kidding? Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't wear condoms?"

"Please. Not Chuck Norris jokes."

"Because there is no protection from Chuck Norris."

"Oh G.o.d."

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."

He groaned.

I smiled and watched the flight of a distant bird. "So it wasn't Nadine who broke into my house at all."

"She did send the letters. But Lavonn was responsible for the B and E. Nadine just saw the opportunity for some airtime when the cops showed up at her door."

I scowled. "Any publicity is good publicity?"

"I guess that was her line of reasoning, but you'd think that would exclude incarceration," he said.

"She's trying to start her own business."

"Just like Jackson."

I gave that a moment's thought. "So he was the original producer of Intensity?"

"Looks like it. Nothing's sure yet, but he seems to have the necessary knowledge. He owns a fair amount of real estate, some of it under other names. We're searching for labs."