Many Bloody Returns Part 22

"It has to be more than that. I read detective stories."

"Special sale, tonight only. Anyone walking in here named Abby pays five bucks, no more, no less."

For a second I thought she'd kiss me, and I was prepared to duck out of range. If my girlfriend found out I'd canoodled, however

innocently or briefly, with a mere pippin of sixteen, I would find myself dead for real and for ever after.

Abby signed, fished a five-dollar bill from her pocketbook, and took my receipt in exchange. I put the money and the contract in Escott's top desk drawer along with my shorthand notes. He'd have a fine time trying to figure things out when he came in tomorrow morning. I harvested my overcoat and fedora from the coat tree in the corner, and ushered my newest client out, locking up. She made it to the bottom of the stairs, then pulled the veil back over her face.

"Afraid someone will recognize you?" I asked. The street was empty.

"No sense in taking chances."

Now I really liked her. I opened my new Studebaker up and handed her in, checking the sky. It had been threatening to sleet

since before I got up tonight; I hoped it would hold off.

"Nice car," she said.

The nicest I'd ever owned. My faithful '34 Buick had come to a bad end, but this sporty replacement helped ease the loss. I got

the motor purring, remembered to turn the headlights on, and put it in gear, pulling slowly from the curb. "Where's your brother- in-law buried?" As Abby's chin was just visible, I could see her jaw drop.

"Why do you need to know that?"

"I want to pay my respects."

"The cemetery will be closed."

"Which one? And where?" She told me, finally, and I made a U-turn and got us on our way. Chicago traffic was no worse than usual as we headed toward Lincolnwood. Following Abby's directions we ended up driving slowly along North Ravenswood Avenue. A railroad track on our left obscured the view of the cemetery grounds. When a cross street opened, I took the turn under the tracks. A pale stone building with crenellations, Gothic windows, and a square, two-storied tower with a number of slender, round towers at the corners and along the front wall looked back at us. It had too much dignity to be embarra.s.sed. The gates that blocked its arched central opening were, indeed, closed.

"Told you," said Abby.

"Is Mr. Weisinger anywhere near the front?" This place looked huge. They only put fancy stone buildings like that in front of the really large cemeteries.

"Go back south and turn on Bryn Mawr. I'll tell you when to stop."

What the lady said. It took awhile to find a sufficiently secluded place to park, then Abby provided very specific directions to the

grave, which was not too far from the boundary wall.

"What are you going to do?" she asked.

I was about to say she didn't want to know, but decided that would get me an observation about not treating her like an adult.

"I'm going to check to see if the grave has been disturbed enough to bring in the law."

"But the police, the papers-"

"A necessary evil. If they show up asking Bradford how he got that wedding ring, how long do you think he'll stick around?"

"Would they put him in jail?" She looked hopeful.

"We'll see. You gonna be warm enough? Good. I'll be quick."

"Don't you want me along?"

"I'll bet you're good at it, but you're not exactly dressed for getting around fences."

She looked relieved.

I slammed the door, opened the trunk, and drew out a crowbar from the toolbox I kept there. Since Abby didn't need to see it and try to guess why I'd want one, I held it out of sight while approaching the cemetery's boundary. It was made of iron bars with points on top, an easy climb if you were nimble.

I had the agility, but slipped between the bars instead. Literally. One of my happier talents acquired after my death was being able to vanish and float just about anywhere I liked, invisible as air. Since it was dark and there was some distance between me and the car, I figured Abby wouldn't see much if I partially vanished, eased through, and went solid again. Blink of an eye and it was done.

The cemetery grounds were covered with a thick layer of mostly undisturbed snow. Trees, bushes, and monuments of all shapes showed black against it. I made my way to one of the wide paths that had been shoveled clear, looking out for the landmark of an especially ornate mausoleum with marble columns in front. Weisinger's grave marker was just behind it. The dates on the substantial granite block told me he'd been born this day and was only a few years younger than I, the poor b.a.s.t.a.r.d. Another, identical block sprouted right next to it with his widow's name and date of birth already in place.

The snow lay differently over his plot, clumped and broken, dirtier than the stuff in the surrounding area. Footprints were all over, but not being an Indian tracker I couldn't make much from them, only that someone had recently been busy here and worn galoshes.

I poked the long end of the crowbar into the soil, and it went in far too easily. Ground that had had seven months to settle and freeze in the winter weather would have put up more resistance. Bradford or someone working for him had dug down, opened the coffin, grabbed the wedding ring, and put the earth back. Then he'd taken the trouble to dump shovelfuls of snow on top so a casual eye wouldn't notice. He was probably hoping there'd be another fall soon to cover the rest of the evidence.

The ghoulishness of the robbery appalled me; the level of greed behind it disgusted me. I knew some tough customers who worked for Gordy, and even they would have balked at this level of low.

The moment Abigail Saeger told me about Weisinger's death on the lake, I'd signed myself onto the job. Something twinged inside me then, connecting that death to my own and to that d.a.m.ned "Gloomy Sunday" song playing on the radio. I didn't want to believe in coincidences of the weird kind; signs and portents were strictly for the fortune-teller's booth at the midway.

But still...I got a twinge.

It was different from the gooseflesh creep that means someone's walking over your grave. When it came down to it, I didn't have a grave, just that lake. The people who'd murdered me had also robbed me of a proper burial. Weisinger had gotten one but Bradford had violated it.

That was just wrong.

And just as that thought crossed my mind the wind abruptly kicked up, rattling the bare branches as though the trees were waking up around me. They scratched and clacked and I tried to not imagine bones making a similar noise, but it was too late.

"All right, keep your s.h.i.+rt on," I said to no one in particular, stepping away from the grave. It sure as h.e.l.l felt like someone was listening.

I was dead (or undead), surrounded by acres of the truly dead. The wind sent snow dust skittering along the black path. My imagination gave it form and purpose as it swept by. A sizable icicle from high up broke away and dropped like a spear, making a pop as loud as a gunshot when it hit a stone marker and shattered not two yards away. If my heart had been beating, it would have stopped then and there.

It's easy to be calm about weird coincidence when one is not in a cemetery at night. I decided it was time to leave. That I winked out quick and sped invisibly over the ground toward the fence faster than a scalded cat was my own business. Anyway, I went solid again as soon as I was on the other side.

Abby and I needed to get to her house before nine.

That's what I told myself while quick-marching to the car, consciously not looking over my shoulder.

Rich people live in some d.a.m.ned oddball houses. The Weisinger place started out with Frank Lloyd Wright on the ground floor, lots of gla.s.s and native stone, then the rest looked like a Tudor mansion straight from The Private Life of Henry VIII. I could almost see Charles Laughton waving cheerily from an upper window, framed by dark wood crosspieces set into the plaster.

"It's awful, but roomy," said Abby as I parked across the street to indulge in a good long stare.

"You okay for going back without getting caught?"

"Yes, but aren't you coming in?"

"This is the part where I do some sneaking around."

"They'll catch you; they'll think you're a burglar!"

"You hired an expert. Look, we can't go through the front so you can introduce me to everyone. It'll put Bradford on his guard,

and your sister will be within her rights to kick me out."

"What will you do?"

"Exactly what's needed to get rid of him-and for that you need an alibi so they'll know you aren't involved. This means you

can't hide behind that screen as usual. You said there're servants? Do they eavesdrop? Perfect. Think you can eavesdrop with them?"

"It wouldn't be the first time."

"Good for you. Whatever happens I want them to truthfully vouch that you were with them the whole time. This keeps you off the hook with Flora. I'm going to do my best to make Bradford look bad, so you have to be completely clear. Can you look innocent? Never mind, you're a natural." I checked my watch: twenty to nine. "I need a sketch of the floor plan."

I pulled a shorthand pad from the glove compartment and gave her a pencil. A streetlamp on the corner bled just enough light to

work by as she plotted out an irregular shape, dividing it into squares and rectangles, putting a big X in to mark the parlor.

"That's the ground floor." She handed the pad over. "Kitchen, dining room, card room, music room, small parlor, large parlor: that's where they have the seances. How will you-"

"Trade secret. You'll get your money's worth and then some. Now beat it. Shuck those weeds and keep some witnesses around you. Don't be alone for a minute." She got out of the car quickly, coming around to the driver's side. I rolled the window down. "One more thing..."

She bent to be at eye level. "Yes?"

"When the dust settles, don't give your sister any 'I told you so's,' okay?"

Abby got a funny look, and I thought she'd ask one more time about what I'd be doing, and I'd have to put her off, not being

sure myself. Instead, she pecked me a solid one right on the mouth, and honest to G.o.d, I did not see it coming.

"Good luck!" she whispered, then scampered off.

No point in wiping away the lip color; she wasn't wearing any. Dangerous girl. I felt old.

I took the car around the block once and found a likely place to leave it, close behind another that had just parked along the curb. A line of vehicles of various makes and vintages led to the Weisinger house. Partygoers, I thought. A well-bundled couple emerged and stalked carefully along the damp sidewalk toward the lights. Slouching down, I waited until five to nine, then got out and followed.

Not as many lights showed around the curtains now, but I could hear the noise of a sizable gathering within the walls. The possibility of sneaking in to blend with the crowd occurred, but I decided against it. Groups like the Psychical Society tended to be close-knit and notice outsiders. With his members.h.i.+p card Escott could get away with bluffing himself in (his English accent didn't hurt, either), but I was a readymade sore thumb. Better that they never see my face at all.

I took the long way around the house to compare it to Abby's sketch. She'd not marked the windows, not that I needed to open any to get inside; they were just easier to go through than lath and plaster. Picking a likely one above the larger parlor, I vanished, floated up the wall, and seeped through by way of the cracks.

b.u.mbling around in the s.p.a.ce on the other side, I regretted not getting a sketch of the second story as well. The room was big and I sensed furniture shapes filling it. Though my hearing was m.u.f.fled, I determined no one else was there and cautiously re-formed, taking it slow. An empty, dark bedroom, and laid out on the bed was a man's dressing gown. Neatly together on the floor were his slippers. The rest of the room was in perfect order, personal items set out on a bureau, no dust anywhere, and yet it didn't feel lived in. No one is ever this tidy when they're actually using such things.

The hair went up on the back of my neck.

This stuff was too high quality to belong to the butler. The J. W. engraved into the back of a heavy silver hairbrush confirmed it- the room was a shrine. I concluded that Flora Weisinger was in sore need of real help to deal with her grief and guilt, not well-meaning morons with Ouija boards.

The upstairs seemed to be deserted, but I crept softly along the hall, ready to vanish again if company came. The downstairs noise was loud from several conversations going at once, the same as for any party, but no music, no laughter.

Nosy, I opened doors. The one nearest Weisinger's room led to Flora's, to judge by the furnis.h.i.+ngs and metaphysical reading matter. I never understood why it was that rich couples sometimes went in for separate bedrooms, even when they really liked each other.

Her closet was stuffed with dark clothing, all the cheerful print dresses and light colors shoved far to either side. Women wore dark things in the winter, but this was too much. There was an out of placelooking portable record player on a table by the bed. The only record on the spindle was Kemp's "Gloomy Sunday."

Enough already. I got out before I had another d.a.m.n twinge.

One of the hall doors opened to a sizable linen cupboard. I stepped in and put on the light. With my vision the night is like day to me if there's any kind of illumination, but not so much in interior rooms with no windows. This place reminded me of the hidden room under Escott's kitchen where I slept while the sun was up. I took off my overcoat and hat, putting them out of sight in the back on an upper shelf. I wanted to be able to move around quick if required.

Sheets and towels filled other shelves, along with some white, filmy material that I figured out were spare curtains. When I was a kid my mom drafted me twice a year to help change the winter curtains to summer and back again. No matter that it was women's work, I was the youngest and available.

I held the fabric up and it was just like what Mom used. In a lighted room you could see through it, but in a dark place with only a candle burning and imaginations at a fever pitch-yeah, I could make good use of it. The widest, longest piece folded up small, and I easily pushed it into the gap between my belt and s.h.i.+rt in the back.

But I wanted something more spectacular than a fun house spook. The items in Weisinger's room would do it.