Payback: Ultimate Face Slapping System 1 Omg! What Is That?! Who Are You?!

<[host died="" from="" an="" overdose="" of="" crack="" made="" by="" boyfriend.="" host="" has="" zero="" brain="" cells.]="">

"Omg! What is that?! Who are you?!"

<[ultimate face="" slapping="" system,="" here="" at="" the="" service="" of="" host]="">

"Ultimate face slapping system? What does that even mean?! Are you calling me brain dead?"

<[host is="" stupid.="" host="" has="" option="" to="" use="" ultimate="" face="" slapping="" system="" or="" decline.]="">

"I'm losing my mind! What is this thing talking to me? Why am I even replying back?! I'm not dead! I can't be dead!"

<[host is="" in="" denial.="" host:="" zha="" luyu="" age="" 21,="" died="" from="" an="" overdose="" from="" boyfriend="" at="" 0100.="" body="" awaiting="" disposal.]="">

"Wait! What do you mean by my body is awaiting disposal? Are you saying that I am about to be laid to rest as in buried?!!!!"

<[affirmative. host="" is="" set="" for="" cremation.="" host="" must="" perform="" tasks="" using="" the="" ultimate="" face="" slapping="" system.="" completion="" of="" set="" task="" and="" host="" gains="" life="" points="" of="" 160.]="">

"I don't understand! How could I have died from an overdose?! I don't do drugs! This is a mistake! A big mistake! I was at home with him and we drank until I pa.s.sed out! This is crazy!"

<[host is="" in="" denial.]="">