Modern Inferno 1 The Afterlife

When a soul dies, it goes to the after life, and meets with death himself, until the next soul gets to purgatorium, they all party for years, or centuries. One common myth in this universe is, if you die with your phone on your hand, you'll be sent to h.e.l.l no matter what, they also say that if you talk about the Kardas.h.i.+ans too much your soul will be sent to the eighth circle of h.e.l.l, because no one wants to hear about the Kardas.h.i.+ans theese days, fun fact, if you are lucky enough to go to heaven, you'll find yourself with alot of pre born babies, and virgin wedding couples, and popes.... The good ones, not the evil ones, but if you go to h.e.l.l you will expirience every bad moment that every milenials think so. And you'll have to experience acne, pimples, and worst of all..... p.u.b.erty again, that's right... the most awkward moment of your life, being lived through again. For women who always complains and gossip, they will have eternal periods every day in every circle, but on the bright side, there is still one bar of wifi in h.e.l.l..... for some reason. Oh... and for all the steryotypical vegetarians, will be forced to eat meat every day in every circle. And you wouldn't be able to charge your phone... and if you try to, your USB won't fit in the port when it's on 1°/. and you wouldn't be able to hear from your favourite celebs for all eternity, including the juicy gossip about celebreties anymore, but before we get into that, let's just be safe and stay here for a while, then I'll take you through some crazy things downstairs.