My Multiverse Trip 334 334. Doom.

While digging out stuff from my pouch of goodies the building in front of me exploded and out flew a huge figure with a little pink haired girl on his shoulder. "See Kenny I told you we would find him." the little girl shouts happily.

"We have been searching for an hour." kenpachi grumbled.

The little girl quickly hops off his shoulder onto mine. "h.e.l.lo Blondie we saw you playing with some neat toys and I wanted to see if you'd share?" she says quickly looking at my bag of goodies.

"I just want to fight you." kenpachi says waving his weapon impatiently.

"sure I can share, also kenpachi I've got some news you might like to hear that involves fighting." I loudly whisper.

"Quickly spit it out." he says with excitment.

"Did you know that your third seat ikkaku the baldy has achieved bankai. He was bragging about it to me earlier. He said that he can't use it against you since he would whoop you easily and it wouldn't even be a real fight. I tried it out and it was super strong I had to run so I wouldn't be defeated. Also there's a flowery looking one in your group who uses a weird fan style blade he also has a hidden sword but its magic based he said he wouldn't use it against you as you wouldn't even stand a chance." I say in a scared voice.

"What those little brats have been holding out on me?!?!" he roared releasing his spiritual pressure.

"Yep they said they have secret fight club meetings without you since your wayyyy to weak." I nod sadly.

in the distance two bald headed men s.h.i.+ver in fear and a sense of impending doom slowly sinks in.

"I'll show them whose weak!" he roars running off in a different direction.

sadly every bald member was mistaken for ikkaku and beaten badly but more bald people just kept showing up figuring this was his bankai kenpachi would beat down his whole squad that day.

With the big man out of the way it was time to play with my new friend.

"Come little one you can carry the bag and spread the fun toys around." I say pa.s.sing the bag to yachiru still sitting on my shoulders who shouted happily.

Now the matching cackles of their vice captain and the intruder followed by explosions and laughter filled the 11th squads area. Only to be overshadowed by shouts of pain and denial from the other areas as kenpachi beat his men looking for ikkaku.

The destruction of the 11sqaud area practically tripled in an instant the duo having forgotten their intended goal of fighting me and started to just do whatever.

Sadly there's always some d.i.c.kbag trying to ruin the fun.

This d.i.c.kbag would be byakkuya. He flashed in front of me swinging his sword, easily dodging it I hopped back over to the next building.

"Vice captain Yachiru what do you think your doing?" he asked in his fun killing voice.

"Playing with new toys?" She says happily.

"Aren't you supposed to be apprehending the invaders not helping them?" he asked once again.

I quickly whisper towards the little girl.

"If you pretend you didn't hear any of what he just said I'll give you some delicious snacks." I counter.

she puts her little fingers on her chin in a thinking pose before holding out her hand.

I quickly dump some snacks in her hands.

before byakkuya can say anything he's. .h.i.t in the chest with a burst of red light and stunned.

I quickly make my way over towards him and begin the next step of my plan.

I shave off all his hair and use a spell to make his face look like ikkaku. I use another spell that makes him shout what I want.

I poof off and poof back with kenpachi in tow.

quickly casting a spell to wake up byakkuya he shouts. "Kenpachi you weakling fight me!"

of course byakkuya looks confused but he can't shut up.

"Or are you too scared to face me with that d.i.n.ky little blade?" he shouts with a laugh.

"Ikkaku you little s.h.i.+t I see you've gotten too big for your britches and need a beating." kenpachi roars.

"I Ikkaku am the greatest and strongest of the whole squad!" byakkuya tries to question what's going on but to no avail.

"Wow your just going to let him talk to you like that?" I add fuel to the fire.

The answer is nope.

Soon even more destruction happens as kenpachi happily fights byakkuya in my place while i resume my journey.

Soon alarms start blaring as Aizen is found dead along with Mayuri whose head was found in Aizens office.

Confusion happens as videos show Aizen killing off mayuri and suddenly he shows up dead. More chaos and panic spread. The visoreds are facing off against opponents and even yoruichi is fighting soi fon. Noone knows what's happening anymore.