My Multiverse Trip 312 312. Haha You've Fallen For It.

Two days later we are standing in front of a school with the word Tyrant up on the gate.

With such a group standing in front we easily got the attention of a teacher. We were quickly shown in when said we were looking to join the school a quick flash from the teachers who all had at least 6 spirit rings was shocking to the tyrant teacher and she quickly led us to the Deans location.

It was a beautiful location filled with bamboo and flowers and only a single hut. From that hut came a beautiful voice singing a song.

Grandmaster instantly recognized this voice as his once love of his life and cousin he ran away from.

He looked at me in shock and horror. As vines snapped up blocking exits.

"If you keep being a little p.u.s.s.y about loving your cousin I will proceed to here and now beat you to death for giving a s.h.i.+t about what others think. This is a forceful matchmaking and you've lost the choice to decline. Choose wisely." With little snicking noises needles popped out of the vines.

He gave a sigh of defeat before putting on a brave face and entering the little hut. The was a shocked silence before shouts of joy then anger than crying and finally happiness and acceptance.

Soon dragging out grandmaster a middle aged redheaded woman that reminding me a lot of kus.h.i.+na came from the hut.

I gave grandmaster a sly thumbs up which he nodded gratefully towards me.

This redheaded woman was Liu Erlong grandmasters cousin and also the crush of dean flender. What a messed up love triangle. Sadly they would already be married if not for a nosey c.u.n.t from the tyrant dragon clan.

They had already been set to marry when their uncle or whatever pops up out of nowhere telling them they are related and shames grandmaster into fleeing with his lousy spirit and incest relations.h.i.+p. The brokenhearted woman spent years here waiting for him and even left the clan.

Tsk tsk. if I didn't like grandmaster so much I might have stolen this strong willed woman.

"Well I suppose it's time to get our second suprise out of the way." With a magical tug off flies grandmasters necklace concealing his young age.

Standing there before his old friends and love is the 18 year old grandmaster looking happy and spry.

Flender and Erlong are shocked as she pinches and pulls on his face. "Quickly xiaogang tell me how you've done this." The woman says with a fiery look.

I hold out some vials. "That would be my doing the same with his spirit evolving aswell."

"What you've ranked up aswell?" They both shout at him.

seven rings pop up behind him along with a large golden dragon. Shocking the duo.

"You've been keeping secrets haven't you." Flender says looking down at his now young old friend.

He can only bitterly shrug.

quickly the vials are s.n.a.t.c.hed out of my hands by the elders and downed in one go.

They start going through transformations and deaging before the shocked eyes of the Shrek students.

Erlong starts leaking out black impurities as flenders body has already been cleansed at the school he doesn't have that problem and now just looks like a young gla.s.ses wearing man.

The young woman quickly runs off towards the bathroom.

"Best to just let all of that run its course." I say whistling happily.

Impurity cleansing sucksssss. Got all sorts of nasty goop flowing out from everywhere.

"Anyway I'm pretty sure we are accepted into the school." I chuckle.

"That was indeed a good way to get accepted into this school." come a voice from the sky.

Turning I see a young looking man with emerald green hair holding onto Dugu Yan floating in the sky.

"I take it your the poison douluo how impolite it is to spy on others." I say with my smile still in place.

"You must be the cheeky brat my grandaughter was bragging about." Dugu Bo replies getting a blush from the girl next to him.

"Probably so you interested in making a deal in exchange for me curing your poison?" I ask him.

"What do you want boy."

"I want your herb garden." I make my request.

"Simple enough." he says with a pondering look. "How do I know your skills are real?"

"Well how about we talk somewhere else as I'm sure these people need to get settled in." I pa.s.s the school house over to grandmaster and wait for my ride.

The green haired man sets his grandaughter down and sucks me up with a random force and soon I'm floating in the air my panic being surpressed by gamers mind.

Soon we are flas.h.i.+ng past towns and cities into the woods until we see a giant mountain surrounded by mist with the corpses of animals inside it.

"Eh lots of security for your little hide out." I say.

"I don't like visitors." he shoots back.

Soon we are standing in front of a mystical pool surrounded by immortal plants of all shapes and sizes. The pool looks like a mystical yin yang sign with half of it freezing cold and the other half boiling hot. However in the middle it's perfectly blended into the right temperature. It's Letting off steam and air watering all the plants and the whole area is filled with spirit and life energy.

"Yep this is what I want. So I just cure you and I can take whatever right?" I ask making sure.

"Yes." He says in a tone like he doesn't believe I can heal him.

"Well hold out your hand let's have a look." I say reaching for him.

he holds an arm out and I grab his wrist.

"Oooh your pretty f.u.c.ked aren't ya? The poison has gotten into your bones and even poisoned your bone marrow nasty." I say

"Can you heal it or not?" He snaps.

"Fine fine keep your panties on and eat these." I pull out bottles of pills he looks at curiously.

he just downs them as what am I going to really do? Poison him?

I cut open his finger and start drawing out the poison. At this point his whole body is a toxic coctail. The pills push out all the stuff in his bones and organs adding new clean blood.

This process takes hours even with the sky poison pearl. His hair changes colors from green to teal and his ghostly skin gains color. He even makes a breakthrough.

"I can't believe you've actually done it brat. Ask anything and if it's in my power it's yours." he says happily.

I wave my hand towards the herb garden.

"Of course take what you want."

I wave my hand again and the whole area including the well is sucked into the kingdom leaving a barren crater.

I get quite a few levels off that.

his eyebrows shoot up.

"interesting. Say how about I give you my grandaughter for marriag" he says quickly selling off his grandaughter in favor of making allies.

"pfft she's already practically given herself to me already." I shoot back with a sneer. "How about you come be a guest teacher at the school I'm sure you'll learn some neat stuff and who knows I may even take you as a disciple in poison making." I say with a puffed up chest.

"and what would you be able to teach me about poisons?" He asks curiously.

A black miasma forms on my hand letting out a terrifying baby cry that shakes the man to his very soul. "Everything." I say putting away the myriad tribulations poison.

"That poison can kill everything in the universe and not a single soul could stop it but me." I say to the still terrified man.

"I accept the guest teacher position and your choice to marry my grandaughter." he says shamelessly.