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"What's so funny?" Xiao Wu asks.
"I was imagining that spoiled princess being trained by anko." I said laughing again as Xiao Wu s.h.i.+vered remembering the crazy snake lady and her summons. Being a rabbit spirit she had a special kind of fear of snakes.
"Who is anko?" From the side zhuqing asks.
"Ah one of my more s.a.d.i.s.tic wives who has a love for torture and giant snakes." I say with a happy smile.
"Giant snakes?!?!" She shouts being a normal girl she also has a fear of snakes.
"Yep ones a few hundred feet." I say like I was just talking about the weather.
"And she's going to be teaching here?" She says with an audible gulp.
"Yep along with a few others." I reply.
Xiao Wu perks up. "Who are you bringing in for teachers?"
"I was thinking Anko for more motivational training for the lazy ones like fat boy and princess. Hidan is going to be making a visit to get over their aversion to blood and killing." I start counting off names on my fingers.
"Oooh your bringing in hidan? I like him he's fun to punch." Xiao Wu pipes up.
"He is great motivation isn't he and all these years his insults have just gotten more colorful." I fondly think of the undying beating bag.
"Who is hidan?" once again zhuqing asks.
"you can think of him as a foul mouthed idiot who is immortal and likes to murder entire villages for pleasure and to appease his 'G.o.d'" I tell her.
"And your bringing these people into the school to teach?" She asks shocked.
"Well he's pretty much harmless now as I cut off his arms and legs a while back to use him as a punching bag." I say making it sound like it wasn't a totally insane thing to do.
It was a totally insane thing however, don't do this at home kids.
"Who else is coming?" Xiao Wu asks.
"I figure the students could use a little bit of a beating to get rid of their monstrous egos so I'll be inviting in ophis and offer her some snacks to only beat them up." I figure getting your a.s.s handed to you by a little girl will surely make some of them think twice. "of course we will be having a teacher also experience this motivation. I'm sure Zhao wuji will be happy to help."
"Other than that I'm still thinking." I say starting to ponder over who to bring.
My thinking is interrupted as the bell for gathering rings once more to some of the kids confusion. Everyone gathers up except one pink haired princess. Who had skipped off to town to gorge herself on meals and go dress shopping.
She would regret this decision later and there was nothing Oscar could do to cover for her.
"Due to an anonymous donor there will be some changes to all of your training. there is a new building with rooms inside each of you are to pick one. but that's for later follow me for now." He says moving towards the small building with teachers and students following Zhuqing and Xiao Wu giving me a knowing look as I only give them a shus.h.i.+ng motion.
The Dean goes over everything I mentioned before as two blonde haired people walk out from one of the room.
"h.e.l.lo my name is Dr.Cullen and this is Tsunade. Today we will be giving all of you a quick medical check up. Boys will be checked by me and girls by her." he says ignoring the downcast looks from the h.o.r.n.y teens at tsunade.
She only chuckles. "Sorry fellows I'm taken."
Spirits crushed the boys could only follow him missing me sneak a kiss on tsunade's cheek making her blush like a little girl.
She quickly pulls along a laughing Xiao Wu and curious zhuqing.
I follow along to carlisles room and sit outside with the other boys as Oscar is going in for a check up.
He's given a perfect bill of health. However the other two not so much. Fatty is way overweight and has to take some medicine for his so called evil fire also he has to cut down on some foods. Dai Mubai hilariously has a STD from being a little s.l.u.t. Not a life threatening one but an embarra.s.sing one none the less. He's given medicine and a lecture about safe s.e.x. I can vaguely hear from outside.
I'm sure I've ruptured something as I'm trying to hold in my laughter. The whole bench is shaking along with my body. As the other two boys look at me in confusion. It's too much. *Wheeeze!* I quickly throw up a silencing spell and break out into laughter.
Finally it's my turn to come inside. I compose my face as I pa.s.s the white tiger with droopy dong. I barely make it to the room where I throw up more spells before continuing my cackle with a few chuckles from the doctor aswell.
"Well I'm sure you know about your body better than anyone else. No problems we should speak of eh?" the doctor asks after the laughing is over.
"Not really my body is perfectly fine except it's still draining energy from that beast soon however that will be over and I can get back to work." I reply bringing up the system for a double check. Besides some small healing wounds from the fight with wuji everything is good.
"Some minor injuries from overdoing it yesterday but those will be gone in a few hours." I tell him.
"No troubles from the different cultivation systems?" he asks me.
"nope."
"Not over doing meditation again and laying off some of the bacon yet?" he says
"Nah I make sure to get proper rest each night and I'm not up late playing games with gir. As for the bacon I see you got to Bella as she's been cooking more varieties of food for me." I say with narrowed eyes.
"Well yes as you don't want to end up like the boy outside having to take medicine for heart problems this early from eating so much fatty food." he points out.
"True." I say. "Did you give him the medicine for that condition?" I ask.
"Yes it should be dealt with soon. but he still needs to get more excercise." he says going over his notes.
I just nod before heading out the door.
