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"We are here to search your territory for the offending thief and get back our swords" said the short blue haired girl.
Kiba was over in the corner gritting his teeth probably plotting to run off and do something stupid I'll beat him up later.
"So you basically want us to give the church permission to just roam around and do whatever while we turn a blind eye? You know I'm a collector of neat toys and some Excalibur fragments would be nice to have." I said with a smile.
"We don't have to get your permission to do anything devil we are merely informing you what we are going to do." said xenovia spitting out the word devil.
"Oh did your higher ups not explain to you who I was?" I asked shocked as most people would be very wary of coming here or at least polite.
"Why should we worry about garbage demons when we can just get rid of them?" She replied materialising a ma.s.sive sword.
"Oh and here I thought I'd just get to sit around and drink tea. Tell me irina were you at least told about the gremory siblings mostly about one named Ryan." I asked the twin tailed chestnut haired girl.
"Flee on sight or at least avoid conflict as he is dangerous and has no problems killing even fellow devils....oh no." She looked horrified as they only thought rias was in this territory.
"WAI..." she shouted at xenovia but the blockhead had already charged at me swinging down her ma.s.sive sword. I just reached up and grabbed it with a gauntlet covered hand before giving her a nice backhanded b.i.t.c.h slap relieving her of her sword.
"You didn't study everything about your operation and then proceeded to be rude to someone who runs the territory?" I shook my head in pity. I looked over at the hole I had made it the wall. "I'll be sending the bill to the church I'm sure they can float it."
I watched xenovia crawl out of the rubble looking ragged. "So this is durandal one of the Holy swords made from magic and alchemy? Quite a legend this one has shame you lost it in battle I'm sure the church will be most displeased. To a garbage devil no less. tsk tsk." I swung the giant sword around easily with masterful moves. I hadn't trained with weapons all those years for nothing.
"That's mine.." coughed out the girl.
"Really I don't see your name on it? I'm also pretty sure you gave it to me as a greeting gift I watched you put it right in my hand." I smiled kindly.
"What do you want?" She asked.
"Manners and an apology would be a good start. Your very rude you know?" I threw the sword back at her feet.
she looked confused "That's it?" She asked me.
"Yep its pretty easy unless you want me to just slaughter you for being rude or something? Man my reputation must have gone down the s.h.i.+tter lately. You behead one man and ransom it off to his family and suddenly people think you want stuff all the time." sadly shaking my head I make my way back to my seat.
Everyone just looks at me peculiarly.
"I apologize for my rude behavior." she bows to me.
"Sure sure anyway go do whatever you were supposed to do I don't care really." I started writing out a report on the wall that xenovia had broken.
"Thank you very much they both said and quickly left." much to the shock of everyone in the room. "Why did you let them leave so easily?" Asked rias.
"Ah I expect we will end up saving them later after they get their a.s.ses kicked and robbed then I can get some nice free sword pieces. Kiba if you try to thwart my plan or run off and do something stupid I'll break you legs and put you in solitary honesty what kind of dumba.s.s hates a sword instead of the idiot who caused all the problems." I continue writing out the report. "Rias what was the wall made of I need a proper price for the church to pay me." "concre..." "Ah that's right 24k gold bricks such a shame they don't really make walls like this anymore. Gir! Fetch the golden spray paint and the camera we can't have them complaining we lied." the little green dog salutes before squeaking off to his duty.
About 20 minutes and one spray painted golden wall later with my damage report being in the millions of dollars I stamped it with the family seal before putting it in an envelope for postage.
"Really how rude of the church to just invade someone home and break their solid gold wall." everyone in the club room is just looking gobsmacked.
"Didn't you just earn 100m from the phenix family? how did you spend it all?" rias asked going over my report.
"Snacks and guns. Also Gir needed a new cup as his old one was made out of plastic and we can't have our minions looking bad." I point towards the little dog who had a solid gold diamond encrusted milkshake cup with runes for cooling and increased capacity.
*SLURPPPP*
"Just the necessities you know?"
