My Multiverse Trip 191 191. Chuunin Exams Coming Up.

"So let me get this straight." the third asks rubbing his forehead with a sigh. "You go out on a basic escort mission and end up killing two c rank missing nins. Then fighting an a rank and defeating him only to recruit him later and team up. Just to kill off the trading tyc.o.o.n of Gatos trading and recruit said missing ninja for our village who just so happens to be one of the famous seven swordsmen of the mist." he asks me and Kakas.h.i.+ seriously. Sakura and Sasuke had been dismissed.

"Did I mention I stole all of Gatos files and am willing to offer them to you in exchange for a trial period for these two?" I subtly bribe him.

he just rubs his head more. "f.u.c.k it they can have a 3 month probation and can become our ninja." he just gives up and pa.s.ses them some papers and tells the anbu to escort them to torture and interrogation as they still need a background check for about 3 days.

"They will of course be living with you Ryan as they will be your responsibility." he says.

I don't really mind it pretty much I own the apartment complex I live in as everyone else moved out and the owner sold it to the hokage which I paid for. It's good to have my own privacy and I've remodeled it a bit taking out some walls and making my apartment bigger.

"Sure just don't mess up my carpets as they are new." I tell them seriously.

"Next we need to discuss the chuunin exams as the civilian council wants the last loyal Uchiha to compete so they can show off to the other villages. What do you think Kakas.h.i.+?"

Kakas.h.i.+ looks up from his book "They should be fine I was planning to suggest it to them anyway. The only problem one would be Sakura but if the other two watch her it should be okay."

The hokage nods handing him the chuunin exam papers to give us. I just sign mine right there. I have plans to accomplish anyway.

After getting all this sorted out I head off to hang out with either anko or hinata. only anko appears to be in town right now as hinata is finis.h.i.+ng up a mission with her team.

"Hey Ryan guess what they are letting me do." Anko asks me smugly.

"Probably letting you be a proctor for the chuunin exams." I say ordering some teriyaki chicken kebabs and some juice.

She pouts at me "You always ruin my fun. why can't you be surprised for once?"

"Aww you poor baby how about I order double the dango for you to eat?"

"Deal!" she shouts excitedly. "So how was your first c rank mission?" she asked me after calling the waiter over.

"Oh you know ended up killing a tyc.o.o.n and recruiting one of the seven swordsmen of the mist for konoha. Nothing much." I say with a straight face eating my chicken.

She just looks at me with her mouth agape.

"After some time at the Tu0026I department him and his daughter will be moving in with me." I keep talking ignoring her shocked face.

"Wait daughter? There's a girl moving in with you?" she asks with a hint of jealousy in her voice.

"Yep Zabuza and Haku Momochi. Why are you jealous? with as much time as you spend over there you might as well move in yourself. G.o.d knows you can barely feed yourself with anything other than dango and spend most of your time in interrogation." I say finis.h.i.+ng off my food.

"Accepted! Someone has to watch out for you who knows what a strange woman and the demon of the mist might do to you!" she shouts with a slight blush on her face.

I guess I just somehow got another roomate. ah well. I tell her the story of what all happened in the mission and about my upcoming partic.i.p.ation in the exams before heading off home.

on my way home I hear some shouting and check the alley to see the sand ninja. holding up the hokages grandkid by his s.h.i.+rt.

I body flicker over and grab the boys wrist crus.h.i.+ng down on it.

"You know if your violent with children like that how are you supposed to find a nice husband in the future? plus your using a bit too much eye makeup and look like some cat rac.o.o.n hybrid." I say looking him straight in the face.

"What the f.u.c.k do you mean husband?!?! I'm a guy and this isn't makeup it's warpaint!" he shouts at me dropping konohamaru.

"Also are you trying to start a war? I wonder how everyone would react to you attacking the 3rd hokages grandson?"

He immediately turns pale at that thought even the girl looks slightly more pale.

"You three should probably behave unless you would like to wind up dead before the exams even start." I tell them with a hint of killing intent looking over at a tree seeing a red hair boy standing there with emotionless eye with black rings around them and a giant gourd on his back.

He hops off the tree and walks over. "Kankuro you really are a disgrace. Head back to the hotel before I kill you." he says to the cat boy.

"y..y..yes Gaara." Kankuro says shaking in fear. he and temari quickly walk off.

"You what is your name." he asks me.

I reply "My name is Ryan and you should introduce yourself before asking others their name."

"My name is Gaara of the sand." he says then walks away.

So that guys the one tails jinchuuriki, this should be rather fun.

I finally make it home to my sweet bed as soon as I pa.s.s out for some well deserved rest I'm dragged into my mind s.p.a.ce to cuddle with kurumi. Much to my pleasure.