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Michael walked in the bustling streets of the Vermillion Sect peacefully, when he heard the Disciples talking about something.
"Hey did you hear, the masked Man who ma.s.sacred both the Black and Blossom Flowers Sect, is being hunted by the Previous Sect Masters of the two Sects"
"Yeah, that guy must love trouble, I mean, an Ensoulment Cultivator is coming for him"
"But he Slaughtered 20,000 Cultivator on his own, maybe he is already on the Ensoulment Stage"
"That's impossible, if there is someone like that, then he will already be famous in the Flame Empire"
Michael hid behind an alley, as he listened to their conversation. When he heard everything they said, he started to smile like crazy.
"The stronger the Cultivator, the more PP I get, hehehe" He laughed like a perverted old man as he thought about the PP he would get by killing those Old Fogies.
"Hey, what are you doing there?" Suddenly a female voice interrupted him from his thought.
He turned around and saw a beautiful girl around the age of 17 with cute moist lips, heart shape face, silky smooth blue hair, small nose, deep blue eyes, pinkish skin. She looks like your almost perfect high school crush, but there was one problem, she is flat chested.
The girl got irritated as he was taking too long so she said "Hey, stop looking at me with those perverted eyes, and tell me why are you in front of the Women's Bathhouse"
"What do you mean women's bathhouse?" He asked her confusingly.
"Look at the side" She said as she pointed at his right.
He look and saw the name on top of an entrance door, 'Women's Bathhouse' it was written there.
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He turned around and saw that, the wall he was leaning on earlier, is the wall s.h.i.+elding the women on the other side from getting seen naked.
Michael immediately knew where this is going when he saw that, so he said "It's not what it looks like"
"It's exactly what it looks like, you're in front of the Women's bathhouse, while laughing in a perverted way!" She said in an angry voice.
"I am not a pervert, i am a civilize person, who uses words to battle every situation I face, so please don't accused me of being a pervert" He lied in a righteous manner.
"Hmph, like I'd believe you, let's go to the Sect Master's office to report you" She said as she holds his hand to take him away.
Michael knew he couldn't escape this, unless he use that move, a move use only by the bravest men, a move that can trick many, a trick that can make other people turn their heads... "Look it's Superman!" He pointed at the sky.
She look at the sky confusingly before she realized that Michael has already disappeared from her gripped.
She look blankly at her hand before she screamed in frustration, of being tricked by him.
"You b.a.s.t.a.r.d! I promise i will hunt to the ends of the world!"
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With Michael
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"You b.a.s.t.a.r.d! I promise i will hunt to the ends of the world!"
"Good luck" Michael said in a mocking voice.
The Disciples started talking with each other when they heard her scream.
"Ah, somebody just p.i.s.sed her off"
"p.i.s.sing her off is way worse than eating laxative"
"Yeah, I remember that one dude who p.i.s.sed her off, the next day she covered him in s.h.i.+t when she found him"
"She would always prank someone harshly, when a man p.i.s.sed her off, but strangely, when a girl p.i.s.sed her off she just treat it like nothing"
'Gender equality doesn't exist in this world!' Michael thought when he heard that.
"Heh, she will never find me, because I'll be leaving this Sect by tommorow" He said to himself.
"Now, let's talk to the Sect Master" He said as he flew towards the Sect Master's office.
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At The Sect Master's Office
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"So you're going to leave by tommorow, Eh?" Lin Kun asked him
"Yes, I'm planning to breakthrough the Soul Wandering Stage tommorow" Michael Lied as he replied.
"Oh, I'm really jealous that my brother has a prodigy Disciple like you" Lin Kun said in envy.
"Hahaha, stop joking Sect Master, maybe you have a prodigy Disciple yourself" Michael laughed.
Lin Kun suddenly look solemn as he said "Yes, I use to have a Disciple like that, she is also my daughter, my precious gem... Why have you taken her away from me, G.o.d!" He yelled while crying.
'Oi, having a mental breakdown in front of me is not gonna help, you know!" Michael thought as he look at the scene in front of him.
