Rebirth Of A Dragon God 23 Paint, Paint, Paint...

"Hmph, who do those ugly pig men think they are? Bah! pigs are better looking them them. Even the mossy slugs from my forest are more likable than those... those baldies!" Xiannu, the Western Witch, was easily the most childest of the bunch. Although she was an adult, she was a very Magilou like character (Look her up from the Tales series).

Her chest was very flat and her b.u.t.t was quite modest. Her clothes were completely green, but very revealing. Of the bunch, she was the most playful and mischievous.

Jiang was the most hotheaded of the bunch. As the leader of The Red Oasis, her main traits consisted of red dress. Infact, it seemed as though she really loved red. Red lipstick, red dress, red underwear, red shoes, red jewelry. h.e.l.l, she even dyed her hair red.

Jiang gnashed her teeth in anger.

Yucheng simply sat still smiling as she listened to the two girls complain loudly. Unlike the others, her voice was very soft and mild. For the most part, she refrained from speaking. She was the current Ocean Pavilion Leader, and had a temperament like the soft tide. (Think of Vert from Hyperdimension Neptunia)

Kuini on the other hand was twirling her golden hair around her finger as she thought to herself, 'It'll be about another week until I can see Long'er again... Hmph, I bet he's using his big dragon to make another woman scream right now! Just you wait Long'er, no one can scream louder than your mommy!' At the beginning, she was somewhat melancholy. Towards the end of her thought, her cheeks had puffed out as she pouted.

*Ahem* "Hey Kuiiiiiiini~" Breaking out of lala land, Kuini looked over towards the flat Xiannu who had a mischievous grin on her face. "Are you thinking about how you're gonna paint our whole palaces?"

Kuini looked at her blankly. "Uh, no... But I only promised to paint the ceilings remember?"
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Xiannu's smile broke even wider. "Ah-ah-ah~ If you go back and reread the contract- that may I add, you requested we all sign- you'll see that it's clearly outlined that you would paint what we find, 'suitable,' not 'the palace ceiling.' You'll also clearly read about how this must be done upfront before our half of the bargain kicks in." Closing her eyes, she swirled a finger in the air as if this was the simplest thing in the world.

Ruffling through the papers, she read the first few lines. "I, Dragon Empress Kuini, do hereby agree to paint the palaces to the requested specifications per each guarantor. Once the job has been done to a satisfactory level; only then will I receive my due benefits..." Kuini's seductive face darkened. "Thats... not at all what it said before we signed it..."

Xiannu smiled brightly at Kuini. "Ah~ but you can't prove that, can you? After all, the blood binding seal has been placed on it; you must follow the contract~"

'Hmph," Kuini pouted. "Just you wait, you'll be so impressed with my works that you'll throw in extra girls for free!"

Xiannu smiled again. "We'll see..."

*Back on Banjiu continent*

The first stop that the Foux Thunder Phoenix took was at Xiannu's Western Forest's palace. Jiang and Yucheng decided to come along to see the finished product.

Xiannu's palace was in fact a ma.s.sive fairyland. A large rainbow stood static in the sky, while cotton candy like clouds floated by. The forest itself was magical and well lit with fireflies; while the palace itself was a ma.s.sive hollowed out tree. It was roughly 1,500 feet tall, and the trunk was 300 feet wide.

Leading them in, Xiannu gave them a grad tour of her Fairy palace. Everything was brightly colored and sparkly.

"Hmph, let's see you do this, Kuini," Xiannu said smugly. "Our fairy bathhouse takes up the whole first floor." Pointing it out, the ceiling for the bathing area was roughly 100 feet high. At the center was a ma.s.sive pool where the fairies would bathe. There were no walls on the first floor, so the whole floor was open. On each side was a pink and fluffy staircase leading to the second floor.

Kuini sweated slightly. It seemed Xiannu expected her to paint this whole three hundred foot wide circular room. A ceiling was one thing, but this was going to be even more time consuming.

Putting a confident look on her face, Kuini scoffed at Xiannu. "Is that all? This empress could do that in her sleep. Just watch!"

s.n.a.t.c.hing Xiannu's bag, she began dumping everything out. After about 2 minutes of dumping random objects, the paints and brushed began falling out.

Grabbing a brush and a white paint can, she jumped three hundred feet; over the pool, to the opposite wall. She threw the can of white paint into the air and used the brush to slash down. It was immediately cut open. Releasing her cultivation, she waved her arm throwing the paint against the wall. It's general shape was that out a ma.s.sive 75 foot tall human. The repeated the same process 16 times.

These other 16 white humans were much shorter than the one in the middle. ne could roughly tell that each was a woman, kneeling before the man in the center.

Using a large a.s.sortment of colors, she began splas.h.i.+ng them against the circular wall. *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* went her brush. Very quickly, the background behind the white figures became well defined and shaded tiles. The man in the center was now sitting on the edge of the pool as the 16 women kneeled before him.

With a maddening look in her eye, Kuini began throwing paint all over the white outline of the man. Very quickly, a well defined beautiful face was shown. Rugged abs, and well defined legs were next. His hands were as his sides, propping him up and he resented himself. Currently, there was still a ma.s.sive white blob stretching from his crotch to his chest that had yet to be filled in... The best part...

Each woman got painted in next. Their faces were of pure l.u.s.t and ecstasy as they stared at the man. Eight women stretched along the curved wall on each side of him.

Finally it was time for the finis.h.i.+ng touch. Kuini truly expended her cultivation base for this. Jiang, Yucheng, and Xianna all shuddered as they felt Kuini's Enlightened cultivation level. It had to be known that each of them were still in the Transcendent Realm.

She embedded the very walls with her Qi, outlining the ma.s.sive dragon. It had to be at least 35 feet long. Because she embedded her whole Qi into the painting, she was able to make it accurately radiate energy. It seemed as though each vein was really throbbing- as if it was ready to pierce the heavens.

With a sigh, she eased back and fell onto her b.u.t.t. She expended all her Qi into the ma.s.sive dragon, and was currently dealing with the repercussions.

"*Sigh* Xiannu, you better remember your promise, and add in a bonus..." Kuini looked at Xiannu breathlessly.

Eyes wide and fixed on the dragon, Xiannu nodded absentmindedly. Jiang and Yucheng were both starting with mouths wide open. Each couldn't help but gulp loudly.

After an hour of recuperation, the four women tirelessly went from palace to palace, to iew to painting.

*Back to Da long*

It had been about half a month since his mother had left, but Da long had kept himself quite busy. During this half month, he had only slept with Dean Xuiying twice; and dedicated the rest to practicing his trades.

His first masterpiece was nearly complete. With a twirl of his jade scalpel, he thinly shaved off thin layers of gold. Setting the crown in front of him, he began carving a small sapphire. Very quickly, it was cut into the size of a fingernail and brilliantly refracted light. Its l.u.s.tre was considered "perfect."

He placed the small gem into an allotted spot on the crown before reforming the gold shavings into a border than would keep the gem in place.

The crown currently had 11 empty slots, and 1 filled. Smiling lighty, Da long summoned every bit of divinity currently within his body and split it into two parts. First was the golden crown.

Pus.h.i.+ng the first half of divinity into the crown, it began glowing a bright gold; fully enveloped in a G.o.dlike aura. After absorbing the divinity, the crown became near indestructible, and any mortal would feel awe in its presence. He gave it one power: the ability to change his appearance.

How divinity works is this: it is basically a "wish" system. For a G.o.d, divinity is endless; it cannot be used up. For a mortal however, it was a one use thing. Most mortals who possessed divinity were normally Saints or Sages , and had small amounts of divinity pa.s.sed to them for their faith to their respective G.o.d. Da long possessed much more divinity as it was stored in his soul, but it was no longer inexhaustible.

To Da long, this wasn't a problem however; there is always a workaround.

Smiling, her placed the crown on his head. Pus.h.i.+ng his Qi into it, it began glowing again. Quickly, his face and hair began to change. His once exceptionally beautiful face suddenly grew sharper; his soft blue eyes resembling swords. He began to morph his face into what he remembered it looking like when he was still the Dragon G.o.d on Ninth Heaven. Very quickly, he had morphed from the most beautiful woman in the world, into the most handsome man.

While in reality it wasn't much of a problem to look like a beautiful woman, it still felt odd. He was interested in seeing if the women were more turned on by his appearance as a man or as a woman.

He s.h.i.+fted between his beautiful and handsome face several times in front of a small mirror to make sure.

Nodding appreciatively, he took the crown off. Taking the other half of divinity, he shoved it into the sapphire, this time using it to form a small world. He decided that it would become the homeplace of the girls he takes in from the snowy biome.

Covering the place with snow, he made a ma.s.sive mountain spearing into the sky. At the peak there were several dozens of large palaces and courtyards. Each was made of grey stone bricks covered in white frost. The insides were warm and furnished; large fireplaces and red carpeting were placed in each room.

Going up the mountain there were seven thousand step staircases leading from the base of the mountain. At the base of each staircase was a small cabin town, enough to house about one hundred people each. Further out from the mountain were small sporadic villages. (think of High Hrothgar)

Da long was quite the greedy individual. He wasn't going to take just the talented women. Even the common women, and the ones that couldn't cultivate would be taken by him. He had a great master plan. He would take every women in this world with him. Once he moves to the second heaven, he would repeat the process. The same goes for each heaven he reaches until he's back at the ninth heaven.

He snickered thinking of the look of the G.o.d of s.e.x's face when he sees Da long and his billions of women army.

*cough* *cough* "getting ahead of myself, i've only got a handful of women right now..."

Sighing, he finished altering his world and sealed the gem. It had now turned from a deep blue to a frosty white-blue.

Setting the crown down, he pulled out the golden book he had rewarded is mother (himself really) for making his dragon awaken.

Ripping the pages out from the golden cover, he began shoving the golden cover into his mouth. He began biting and tearing at it with his teeth. The cover was actually made from his scales. As he had used a good chunk of his divinity in the past to give his mother a system, he figured he could use a bit to refill himself. As long as he is able to devour his own scales and bones, he would gain the divinity within.

After several minutes, his jaw was aching. He managed to finish the whole thing.

Turning his head, he smiled brightly. He felt his mother coming towards him at a breakneck speed. She hadn't visited or stalked him for two weeks now so he was curious as to what she was up to.

With a bang, she blasted the window out of her way, and collapsed into his arms.

His mother was currently in a huff. Her hair was disheveled, her dress torn, and she was covered in paints.

"Uh, mother... what happened to you?"

"Ayayay. Long'er, your mommy just had to paint three palaces all in one day. Those so called 'sisters' demanded I pay up on my end of the bargain before they do..."

Da long rose an eyebrow. "Oh, uh, okay? Painting palaces?"

"Mhm," she nodded, leaning her chin against his chest and lookup up at him. With a sweet, although tired smile, she said, "Mommy has been working very hard for you~ she sure hopes her Long'er might reward her..."