I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear? Chapter 2

Chapter 2 This King is going to sleep in the room.

By this time, w.a.n.g Mou had already reached the door. He ordered Chen Yan: “Open the door.”

Chen Yan bent to open the door. Just as she stooped over, she suddenly bent low to the ground and kicked him with one fell sweep of her leg to the ground; he had yet to react when she kicked the pistol out of his hand.

The police saw this unexpected, wonderful scene and all rushed excitedly over.

Chen Yan was also proud of her actions.

At this critical moment, a gunshot shook the whole sky, she felt her world go black, her consciousness blurring. The captain was dismayed, rus.h.i.+ng over in desperation holding down w.a.n.g Mou's gun hand.

How was this possible? how could he have two guns? Last time they checked didn't they find out there was only one gun on him?. When the captain kicked out the gun out of Chen Yan's hold the pistol broke as it clattered to the ground: “Son of a b.i.t.c.h, this is a f.u.c.king toy gun.”

Chen Yan woke up to find herself lying on a bed. A very delicate and elegantly well made kind of bed, the quilt especially soft, feel very comfortable, it was just the man around was a little annoying. Ai-yo! How can there be a man by me? I Chen Yan this authentic yellow flowered (untouched) daughter, this man where did he come from?

Chen Yan kicked the man about to wake him up, and only saw him awake pointing at her nose with a trembling hand, an expression filled with pain and helplessness.

“You still won't let this King rest? I can't even sleep peacefully. No way! I am going to report you to Father Emperor today, I must sleep with you!”

Finished speaking he did not even wear his outer coat and went out in his pajamas.

Chen Yan was still dizzy after listening. What this King*, Father Emperor* have they published 80 percent of the film already?

She still remembered that the director asked her to shoot a scene, but it wasn't a bed scene, it was a jump from the roof.

That f.u.c.king director must be here again to fool me! No! I seemed to have met a fugitive before I got to the studio; I even kicked his gun, later, …, I don't remember….. it couldn't be that I hit myself too hard on the head and pa.s.sed out and later my teammates brought me to the film and TV site and the director took advantage of my unconsciousness to shoot a scene in bed?

Although this logic makes sense, I'm afraid there's no such a boring director in this world! Besides, with this looks of mine how can I enter the director's eyes?

Chen Yan sucked in a breath of air, “s.h.i.+t! what is going on lately, these past few days I haven't caught a cold.”

“Xi, xi, xi*……” Ai-ya! why do I have a runny nose, looks like I've caught a cold.

“Ai-ya! Where is smelling like this? Seems to be the breath coming out of someone's mouth.”

Chen Yan palmed her chin, my mother! I unexpectedly drooled, although this is a sleeping room, it is also inexcusable. If my teammates know this who will sleep with me in the same room ah! She went to find to find a napkin at once, but searched for half a day without finding some. There was only a dirty handkerchief lying on the table which she took without thinking.

“Wa! Ke, Ke!” She almost vomited because of the stench, “this, what sort of broken place is this, I want to take a bath, someone come, is someone there?”

Chen Yan had just yelled out when, sure enough someone entered from outside. A white, clean face of a fourteen year old girl:

“NiangNiang, You called nubi?”

As expected, it was a scene. How come you have all put so much into it like this? There is no camera even here, you're acting for who to see?:

“You, bring the director over here.”

“Directed, what is a director?”, the girl didn't even move.

Chen Yan panted with rage: ” Aren't you guys shooting a film? Otherwise why are you wearing old clothes? ”

The girl sighed gently and said to herself: “She is sick again.” The girl lowered her head and brought out a spittoon.

“Come! NiangNiang, you should pee, if not w.a.n.g Ye will be angry again if you pee in bed.”

Chen Yan was so angry that she almost flew over; telling me to pee. You are taking this old lady to be a fool ah! She gasped harshly,”you, who the h.e.l.l are you? why are you insulting me, if you don't speak clearly today, do you believe I can beat you!”

The girl run out in fear, scared and cried out,

“w.a.n.g Ye, w.a.n.g Ye, NiangNiang is muddle headed again. Hurry up and come see!”. It was not long that the man who had just left, hurried in again. He turned around a few times in anger. Finally he shook his head, sighed and whispered in a quiet voice: ” Xuanxuan, come, slept all night, it's time to pee, or else YuYu will be angry o!”

Chen Yan was going crazy. This is all a mess.

“Director, Director, roll out here for me!” Chen Yan shouted loudly that he hurriedly wanted to pull her, but how fast was Chen Yan? In a second she had entered the hall.

She only saw a hall that was quite, too quite, with two girls dressed as servants carrying pots past her.

She quickly grabbed one and asked, “where is the director? Tell him to come out here.”

The girl shook her head, gave a deep sigh then continued to do her own thing.

The King rushed over.

“Xuanxuan, you don't have to make any more noise, wait a while and Father Emperor will come. How can you face people with this kind of appearance?, Cui Yun, take NiangNiang to wash and dress up, clean the pee and everything.”

Chen Yan was rugged for a moment.

This is not like filming! There has to be a camera to shoot, a director, there's nothing here, what is going on? It's not that she crossed-over right?

It can't be! That's something made up on the internet. How could a living person cross-over? Even if you beat her to death she still won't believe; but, but how could she explain the happenings playing out in front of her?.

*Xi- inhales a rush of air.

*This King- can also be Ben w.a.n.g.

*Father Emperor- can also be Fun Huang.