This World Has Gone Crazy Chapter 41 part2

Gu Bai listened to his wife say "I'll be willing” and couldn't help tightening his arms around him and kissing his face.

Lu Yanbin sat down beside Yi Hang, pulled out a bottle of something from his pocket and handed it to Zhong Ruiyuan, who glanced at it with glee and pushed it to Gu Bai. “Here, the gay bar in the North district is opened by a friend. This is a high-end product from there. You can't buy it even if you have money. It's really effective.”

Gu Bai picked it up and looked at it. He raised his eyebrows slightly and calmly pocketed it. “Thanks.”

Qi Le stared immediately, “What is it?”

Gu Bai smiled and rubbed his head. “Nothing.”

“…” Qi Le said, "Do you take Laozi for a fool?!"

Seeing that he was about to lose his temper, Gu Bai quickly caressed him and coaxed patiently, “What are you afraid of? I won't force you.”

Qi Le thought what he said was right, so he slowly calmed down, took a look at the idiot who looked sad and lonely, and patted him on the shoulder. “Don’t worry, you're not alone anymore. There's someone who is definitely worse off than you.”

Yi Hang immediately became interested. “Who?”

“The doctor we hate,” Qi Le said briefly. “They've gone to get a room. G.o.d knows what's happening now.”

“f.u.c.k, they've only met twice ah,” Yi Hang exclaimed. “How does the guy look? Does he have any fetishes? What about him is weird?”

“For the time being, I'm not quite sure.”

“It’s alright. That silly son of a b.i.t.c.h must have been f.u.c.ked. It serves him right, he deserves it.” Yi Hang was contented at that knowledge and smiled smugly. When he realized that a certain someone was discussing methods with his friends, he quickly listened carefully.

Zhong Ruiyuan looked at Lu Yanbin happily. “I told you earlier that you should just f.u.c.k him. Use your bedroom skills to conquer him. It'll definitely work.”

Yi Hang warned, “This is a discussion on how to pursue me.”

“Yes, it’s called getting on the train before paying the fare.”

Yi Hang, “…”

Qi Le felt that this topic was a bit dangerous. Fearing that they would teach Gu Bai the wrong things, he pulled him back, “Erquan, I want to go home.”

Gu Bai knew what he meant. He smiled and said goodbye to the others, pulled him away, and pointed to the hotel opposite before getting into the car. “People who usually get a room after leaving the bar go to this hotel. They should be upstairs. Are you close to him?”

Qi Le pursed his lips. “We don't really know each other. I don't even know his name. That idiot doctor has always wanted me to tell him about switching bodies. Of course I can’t say anything.”

Gu Bai nodded, “Shall we go back?”

“Let’s go back.” Qi Le got into the car, looked up at the resplendent and magnificent hotel, and observed a moment of silence in his heart. Doctor, pray for blessings.

A certain doctor was dragged by his man to the hotel, all the way to the fifth floor, and finally entered a guest room. He held his small notebook and asked, “What do you want to do?”

The man looked at what he had in his hand, pointed to the words “Yu Mingjie” and asked, “That's my name. What are you writing?”

The doctor closed his small notebook. “Nothing.”

“Let's do it then” Yu Mingjie said. “Take a shower first.”

The doctor went into the bathroom first. It was made of gla.s.s. The upper part of the gla.s.s was transparent and the lower part was frosted. He nodded with satisfaction in his heart and observed the bathroom while showering. Then, he put on a bathrobe, hid the electric baton in his arms, opened the door and went out. He secretly put it under his pillow and held the small notebook while he observed the other taking a shower. However, he still couldn't find anything wrong with him

Yu Mingjie finished showering very quickly. He wrapped a towel around his waist. After getting in bed, he stretched out his hand and pulled his towel off. He pulled a certain doctor into his embrace and kissed his forehead. “Let’s do it.”

The doctor gritted his teeth. “Mmm.”

Yu Mingjie pinched his chin and kissed him while he untied his bathrobe and quickly stripped him. Then, he started to caress every inch of his body.

The doctor thought that it was quite normal. It seemed that he had been mistaken. Seeing that the man went to get the bottle of lubricant, he pushed him away. “I don't want to do it anymore.”

Yu Mingjie didn’t get angry. He pressed him onto the bed. “We're already like this, I can’t stop.”

“Alright then.” The doctor nodded, then kicked him away while he wasn't paying attention. He reached under his pillow, quickly pulled out the electric baton and pressed the switch. He counted the time, and figured that he definitely wouldn't be able to get back up in such a short time but he hadn't really practiced using it so that one hit was useless. Then, he stretched out the electric baton again and at that moment, Yu Mingjie happened to press down on him. The electricity conducted through the baton while their naked bodies were pressed together.

They both heard a crackling sound and began to quiver at the same time.

Yu Mingjie, “……”

Doctor, “…”

Yu Mingjie looked at him. “Quick… switch it… off…”

The doctor was shocked by the electricity. "I… can't…. control… it…”

Yu Mingjie reminded him, “Move… move… your… finger…”

“My… hand… is… numb…”

Yu Mingjie, “……”

The doctor continued shaking. “The electricity… is… full…”

Yu Mingjie, “……”

Yu Mingjie struggled hard. Due to the influence of their trembling bodies, he was soon separated from a certain someone. At last, he stopped shaking. He breathed a sigh of relief. “Thank G.o.d, it's not the kind with strong current. Otherwise, we'd both be unconscious.”

The doctor felt tingly all over and looked at the ceiling in silence, “…Mmm.”

Yu Mingjie quickly recovered, took the electric baton and threw it behind him. Then, he caressed a certain someone's face, “We don't have to see if our personalities match anymore. You're completely my cup of tea.”

“…” The doctor said, “That’s what you feel. Shouldn't you listen to what I think?”

“No,” Yu Mingjie opened the bottle of lubricant. “I’m sure you'll like me. Mmm… let's test this out for two days. If it's okay, we'll go overseas and register our marriage. Let's do it now.”

Doctor, “=口=”

Qi Le and Gu Bai went back to their apartment and took turns taking a shower. Qi Le towelled his wet hair as he stared at Gu Bai and hooked his fingers. “Where's that thing? Take it out.”

Gu Bai smiled, “It’s lubricant. It's not like you haven't seen it before.”

“No way, I have to look at it.”

Gu Bai had no other choice. He pulled out a bottle from the closet and handed it to him. Qi Le looked at it, “This is the same one that I saw at my older brother’s place.”

“Mmm, I'm guessing they got it from the same store.”

Qi Le muttered an "Mmm" and threw the bottle back to him. Gu Bai put the ordinary lubricant, that he had bought a while ago but had no chance to use, back into the closet and looked at Xiao Le with a smile. “It’s getting late, go to bed.”

Qi Le nodded, turned around and went back to his room. Seeing from the corner of his eye that someone wanted to follow him, he immediately narrowed his eyes. “Sleep in your room.”

Gu Bai watched him walk away and sighed.

Life went on as usual. A day later, school finally started. Qi Le got up early, found the designated lecture hall, sat in the front row, and prepared to listen carefully. A lot of students had already entered the lecture hall. As soon as he sat down, a group of girls came over and enthusiastically surrounded him. Qi Le was nervous at first, but then he felt happy. Was he so popular with girls?

“Xiaoyuan.”

Qi Le turned to the side and found someone that he completely didn't know sitting down beside him. The group of girls came forward to pat the person on the shoulder and looked at them ambiguously. They soon dispersed.

He couldn’t help wondering, what was going on?

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P.S. Now you know why Dr and YMJ are my favorite couple! Raise your hand if you’re into SM hehehe