Shopaholic And Sister Part 49

"Out, out, out!" I yell at the top of my voice. Protesting is just the coolest thing I have done, ever! I'm at the top of the hill with Robin, Jim, and Jess, and the sight before us is just amazing. About three hundred people have turned up! They're marching up the lane toward the proposed site, waving placards, blowing whistles, and banging drums, with two local TV crews and a bunch of journalists in tow.

I keep peering at the crowd, but there's no sign of anyone from the Arcodas Group-or Luke. Which I'm a tad relieved about. I mean, not that I'm ashamed of being here. Quite the opposite. I am someone who will stand up for her beliefs and fight for the oppressed, no matter what others think. But having said that, if Luke does turn up, I'm thinking I might put on a balaclava and quickly hide behind someone. He'll never spot me among all these people. It'll be fine.

"Leave our land alone!"

"Out, out, out!"

Jess is waving her WILDLIFE MURDERERS placard energetically, and blowing on her whistle. Edie and Lorna are wearing fluorescent pink wigs and holding up a huge sign which says KILLING OUR LAND, KILLING OUR COMMUNITY. Suze is in a white T-s.h.i.+rt and army combat trousers, which she pinched from Tarquin, and holding up one of her own banners. And I'm wearing one of Jess's World Wildlife Fund T-s.h.i.+rts over my D&G cropped jeans. Finally, we've swapped clothes like sisters should! (I lent her a black Karen Millen vest top, which she's wearing under that gray STOP THE CONSUMPTION T-s.h.i.+rt.) The sun is s.h.i.+ning, and everyone's in fantastic spirits.

"Leave our land alone!"

"Out, out, out!"

The crowd is thickening now, and at a little nod from me, Robin puts down his placards and climbs the stepladder we've rigged up. There's a microphone in front of it, and the view of blue sky and unspoiled countryside behind him is breathtaking. The photographer I hired for the occasion kneels down and starts taking photos, and is soon joined by the TV crews and local newspaper photographers.

The crowd gradually quiets down, and everyone turns expectantly toward Robin.

"Friends, supporters, lovers of the countryside," he begins, his voice echoing in the clear afternoon air. "I ask you all to take a moment and look around at what we have. We have beauty. We have wildlife. We have all we need."

He pauses for effect, just like I coached him, letting the message sink in. The wind is ruffling his hair, and his face is flushed with animation.

"Do we need a shopping center?"

"No! No! No!" we all yell back at the tops of our voices.

"Do we need pollution?"

"No! No! No!"

"Do we need any more pointless consumerist rubbish? Does anyone need any more"-he casts around derisively-"cus.h.i.+ons?"

"No . . ." I begin with everyone else-then stop myself. I could actually do with some nice cus.h.i.+ons for our bed. In fact, I saw some really nice cashmere ones in a magazine only yesterday.

But . . . that's OK. Everyone knows activists sometimes disagree on minor technical points. And I agree with everything else Robin is saying. Just not about the cus.h.i.+ons.

"Do we want an eyesore on our land?" shouts Robin, spreading his arms.

"No! No! No!" I yell back happily. Jess blows her whistle, and I look at it a bit enviously. Next time I go on a protest, I'm definitely taking a whistle.

"Now let's hear from another of our activists!" yells Robin, "Becky! Get up here!"

My head jerks up.

What? This wasn't in the plan.

"The girl who's held this campaign together!" he says. "The girl whose ideas and spirit have made this happen! Let's hear it for Becky!"

Everyone is turning toward me with admiring faces. Robin starts applauding, and everyone gradually joins in.

"Go on, Becky," says Jess, over the noise. "They really want you!"

I do a quick scan around. There's no sign of Luke.

Oh, come on. I have to show my support.

It's difficult to walk with my plaster cast, but somehow I hobble through the crowd to the stepladder and carefully climb to the top with Robin's help. Below me is a sea of excited faces, all looking up in the suns.h.i.+ne.

"h.e.l.lo, Piper's Hill!" I yell into the microphone, and an almighty cheer comes back from the crowd, complete with hoots and whistles and frantically beating drums.

G.o.d, this is fantastic! It's like being a pop star!

"This is our country!" I shout, gesturing at the rippling green gra.s.s around us. "This is our land! We won't give it up!"

Another delighted cheer erupts.

"And to anyone who wants us to give it up . . ." I shout, waving my arms around. "To anyone who thinks they can come and take it away from us . . . I say this! I say, Go home!"

There's a third uproarious cheer. I'm totally elated. This seems to come naturally! Maybe I should be a politician!

"I say, give up now!" I yell. "Because we're going to fight! On the beaches! And on the-"

There's a slight kerfuffle going on in the crowd, and I break off, trying to see what's happening.

"They're coming!" I can hear people shouting.

"Boo!" The whole crowd is hissing and jeering.

"It's them!" cries Robin, from the gra.s.s below. "b.a.s.t.a.r.ds! Let 'em have it!"

And suddenly I freeze. Five men in dark suits are making their way swiftly to the front of the crowd.

One of them is Luke.

OK, I think, I need to get down off this ladder. At once.

Except it's not as easy as that, when one leg is in b.l.o.o.d.y plaster. I can barely move.

"Er . . . Robin, I'd like to get down now!" I call.

"You stay there!" shouts Robin. "Carry on with your speech! It's great!"

I frantically grasp my crutch and am trying to maneuver myself off the top, when Luke looks up and sees me.

I have never seen him so sh.e.l.l-shocked. He stops dead and just stares at me. I can feel my face burning.

Something tells me organizing a protest against your husband's client has got to be even worse than selling his Tiffany clocks.

"Don't let the b.a.s.t.a.r.ds intimidate you, Becky!" Robin hisses urgently from below. "Ignore them! Keep speaking! Go on!"

I'm stuck. There's nothing else I can do. I clear my throat and focus on Kelly's enthusiastic face.

"Um . . . we're going to fight!" I call out, my voice cracking a bit. "I say . . . er . . . go home!"

By now the five men are standing in a row, arms folded, looking up at me. Three men who I don't recognize, plus Gary and Luke.

The trick is to not look at them.

"Let us keep our land!" I shout, with more confidence. "We don't want your concrete jungle!"

A huge cheer breaks out, and I can't help darting a triumphant glance at Luke. His brow is furrowed and he looks furious.

But there's a twitch at his mouth, too. Almost like he wants to laugh. Our eyes lock, and I have this awful feeling I'm about to start giggling hysterically.

"Give up!" I yell. "Because you won't win!"

"I'll go and speak to the ringleader," Luke says gravely to one of the men I don't recognize. "See what I can do."

Calmly he walks across the gra.s.s to the stepladder and climbs up three steps until he's level with me. We're only inches apart. The breeze is carrying the scent of his aftershave. And now he's so close, I'm longing to throw my arms around him. I want to tell him how much I missed him. How scared I was on the mountain. How much I love him.

On the other hand, he may not be in the mood for a hug right now.

"h.e.l.lo," says Luke at last.

"Oh! Er . . . hi!" I say as nonchalantly as I can manage. "How are you?"

"Quite a party you have here." Luke surveys the scene. "Is this all your doing?"

"Er . . . I had some help." I clear my throat. "You know how it is. . . ." I catch my breath as my gaze lands on Luke's immaculate s.h.i.+rt cuff. Nestling beneath it-only just visible-is a tatty plaited rope bracelet.

I look away quickly, trying to stay cool. We're on opposing sides here.

"You do realize you're protesting against a shopping center, Becky?" Luke says.

"With c.r.a.p shops," I retort, without missing a beat.

"Don't negotiate, Becky!" Robin yells from down below.

"Spit in his face!" chimes in Edie, shaking her fist.

"You realize the Arcodas Group is my biggest client," says Luke. "That has crossed your mind."

"You wanted me to be more like Jess," I reply, a little defiantly. "That's what you said, isn't it? 'Be like your sister.' Well, here you are, then." I lean forward to the microphone and shout into it, "Go back to London with your fancy ways! Leave us in peace!"

The crowd erupts in an approving cheer.

"Go back to London with my fancy ways?" echoes Luke in disbelief. "What about your fancy ways?"

"I don't have any fancy ways," I say haughtily. "I've changed, if you want to know. I'm really frugal. And I care about the countryside. And evil developers coming and ruining beauty spots like this."

Luke leans forward and whispers in my ear, "Actually . . . they're not planning to build a shopping center on this site."

"What?" I look up with a frown. "Yes, they are."

"No, they're not. They changed their plans weeks ago. They're using another site. In fact, they're redeveloping an existing office complex."

I search his face suspiciously. He doesn't look like he's lying.

"But . . . the plans," I say. "We've got plans!"

"Old." He raises his eyebrows. "Someone didn't do their research properly." He glances down at Robin. "Him, by any chance?"

Oh G.o.d. That actually has the ring of truth.

I can't quite take this in. They're not planning to build a shopping center here after all. We're all here, shouting and yelling . . . for no reason.

"So." Luke folds his arms. "Despite your extremely convincing publicity campaign, the Arcodas Group are not in fact villains. They have done nothing wrong."

"Oh, right." I s.h.i.+ft awkwardly and glance past Luke at the three scowling Arcodas Group men. "So . . . I don't suppose they're very pleased, are they?"

"Not exactly," agrees Luke.

"Er . . . sorry about that." I sweep my eyes over the restive crowd. "So I suppose you want me to tell them. Is that it?"

Luke tugs his earlobe, the way he always does when he's got a plan.

"Well," he says. "As it happens, I have a better idea. Since you have helpfully gathered all this media together . . ."

He takes hold of the microphone, swivels to face the crowd, and taps it for attention. There's an answering roar of boos and hisses. Even Suze is shaking her banner at him.

"Ladies and gentlemen," Luke says in his deep, confident voice. "Members of the press. I have an announcement to make on behalf of the Arcodas Group."

He waits patiently until the jeers have died down, then looks around the crowd.

"We at the Arcodas Group are pa.s.sionate about people. We are pa.s.sionate about listening. We are the company that takes notice. I have spoken to your representative"-he indicates me-"and I have taken in all her arguments."

There's an expectant hush. Everyone is gazing up at him, agog.

"As a result of this . . . I can announce that the Arcodas Group has reconsidered the use of this site." Luke smiles. "There will be no shopping center here."

There's a moment of stunned silence-then overjoyed pandemonium breaks out. Everyone's cheering and hugging each other, whistles are blowing, and drums are being beaten to death.

"We did it!" I hear Jim yelling above the clamor.

"We showed them!" shrieks Kelly.

Jess is cheering along with everyone else, although she keeps darting looks of suspicion toward me and Luke. I'll have to fill her in later on.

"I would also like to draw your attention to the huge number of environmental initiatives which the Arcodas Group sponsors," Luke says smoothly into the microphone. "Leaflets are currently being handed out. And press packs. Enjoy."