The Pretty Committee Strikes Back Part 16

Mr. Myner looked up from his novel, took a dramatic pause, then continued reading from Hatchet. Hatchet. "'What did they do in movies when they got stranded like this? Oh yes, the hero usually found some kind of plant that he knew was good to eat and that took care of it. Just ate the plant until he was full or used some kind of cute trap to catch an animal and cook it over a slick little fire, and pretty soon he had a full eight-course meal. The trouble, Brian thought, looking around, was that all he could see was gra.s.s and brush.'" Mr. Myner closed the book and sighed. "Powerful stuff, isn't it?" "'What did they do in movies when they got stranded like this? Oh yes, the hero usually found some kind of plant that he knew was good to eat and that took care of it. Just ate the plant until he was full or used some kind of cute trap to catch an animal and cook it over a slick little fire, and pretty soon he had a full eight-course meal. The trouble, Brian thought, looking around, was that all he could see was gra.s.s and brush.'" Mr. Myner closed the book and sighed. "Powerful stuff, isn't it?"

No one said a word. They were too busy either makings' mores or blowing out the orange flames that engulfed their burning marshmallows.

"This book is full of clever ways to survive in the wild, so pay close attention," Mr. Myner said. "And you'll hear more of them tomorrow night when we check back in with poor Brian."

"I think someone left Mr. Myner in the woods when he was a kid," Layne whispered into Claire's ear.

"He wishes." Claire giggled. Their teacher was still basking in the afterglow of that last sentence, as if he were remembering the time forest nymphs sang it to him while was.h.i.+ng his hair with spring water.

"Mr. Myner." Strawberry raised her hand. "Do we have time to make a few more s'mores?"

Her question forced his attention back to the group.

"Ten more minutes."

Everyone moaned.

"You have a long day of orienteering ahead of you tomorrow. Believe me, you'll need your sleep."

Claire stuffed two Hershey bars and a pack of graham crackers in the pocket of her light blue puffy ski jacket.

"What are you doing?" Layne asked. "I have a ton of Go-Gurt hidden under the cabin if you're hungry."

"It's not for me," Claire whispered. "It's for Ma.s.sie."

"I thought she had a stomachache." Layne ran her fingers through the knots in her long brown ponytail. A clump of tangled hair came out in her hands and she tossed it in the fire.

"She does. But she may get her appet.i.te back. And it's not like there's any food in the cabin." Claire knew better than to tell Layne the truth, that Ma.s.sie was too ashamed to face her public.

"Dude, who beefed?" Plovert shouted. He fanned the air and pinched his nose shut.

"Ew, it smells like burning hair." Alicia backed away from the fire and sat on the stump beside Josh. Olivia followed her.

Smooth move, Claire thought, wis.h.i.+ng she could just pick up and sit beside Cam. Not that he would have even noticed. He was too busy cracking up with Strawberry, who was trying to blow out the blue flames that were scorching her marshmallow. Claire thought, wis.h.i.+ng she could just pick up and sit beside Cam. Not that he would have even noticed. He was too busy cracking up with Strawberry, who was trying to blow out the blue flames that were scorching her marshmallow.

"Claire, stop torturing yourself," Layne insisted. "There's no way Cam would ever leave you for that. that. Trust me, there's nothing going on with them." Trust me, there's nothing going on with them."

Strawberry yelped as the fiery-hot marshmallow flew off the stick and landed on the side of her neck. Cam flicked the gooey clump to the ground with his index finger.

"Oh my G.o.d, he touched her," Claire gasped. "Did you see that? He totally touched her neck."

"He was just trying to help." Layne rolled her eyes.

"I have to get out of here." Claire stood up and zipped her coat pockets. She felt like she was going to faint or puke or both.

"I'll go with you." Layne scrambled to get up. "I have cramps anyway."

Claire stood up and brushed the pine needles and dead leaves off her blue flannel pajama bottoms. She quickly peered at Alicia and Josh from the corner of her eye, silently urging Josh to drop the stick he had been banging against his Timberlands so he could pay attention to Alicia. At least that that problem would be solved. All of a sudden, Josh dropped his stick and plucked a wildflower from the ground. problem would be solved. All of a sudden, Josh dropped his stick and plucked a wildflower from the ground.

Yes! Claire thought as she turned her head to give them some privacy. She was finally off the hook. Claire thought as she turned her head to give them some privacy. She was finally off the hook.

"Ready?" Claire asked Layne.

"Ready." Layne nodded once.

They turned their backs on Strawberry and Cam, who were still laughing about the stupid marshmallow, and began their short trek back to the girls' cabin.

"Hey, Claire," a guy's voice shouted. Her hands got clammy and her heart started pounding. So what if the voice didn't sound like Cam's? That didn't necessarily mean it wasn't wasn't him, right? Just in case, Claire made sure a big smile was on her face when she turned around. A smile that said, "I am doing just fine without you, thank you very much." Ma.s.sie would have been proud. him, right? Just in case, Claire made sure a big smile was on her face when she turned around. A smile that said, "I am doing just fine without you, thank you very much." Ma.s.sie would have been proud.

"Wait up," the voice called again. It was Josh, holding up his roomy plaid pajama bottoms to keep them from falling down.

"Oh, this is going to be good." Layne sucked in her breath. She licked her lips and grinned, as if a big vat of Go-Gurt had just been handed to her by Chad Michael Murray.

"Maybe he's coming to tell me how much he loves Alicia."

"Doubt it," Layne said, her eyes fixed on the bluish-purple flower that was pinched between his finger and thumb.

"How cool is this?" Josh held the flower out for Claire. "It's, like, the only flower in the whole campsite."

Claire looked past his shoulder at Alicia. She was staring at them, dumbfounded, and whispering to Olivia.

"It's cute." Claire pulled Layne's arm. "Well, g'night." She turned her back to him, hoping Alicia could tell how uninterested she was.

"I got it for you you." Josh held it out. "So you could take a picture of it or something. You know, 'cause you like taking pictures and stuff."

"Thanks, but I'm not that into photography anymore," Claire lied. "Besides, Mr. Myner took my camera so-"

"I'll take it." Layne plucked the flower from his fingers and stuck it through the elastic on her ponytail. "Thanks, Josh." She pulled Claire's arm and they were off.

"I feel so bad," Claire whispered, even though she couldn't help laughing at their abrupt exit. "I can't believe you just took the flower from him." She wiped the tears from her eyes. They felt warm against her cold cheeks. Suddenly her teeth started chattering.

"Are you really that cold?" Layne asked.

"Yeah." Claire didn't want to explain that her teeth chattered when she felt overly emotional. How was she ever going to shake the image of Cam and Strawberry laughing by the campfire?

"Claire!"

"Yeah." Claire looked at Layne as they climbed the steps to their cabin.

"What?" Layne asked.

"You just called my name," Claire said.

"Why would I call your name?" Layne said. "You're right beside me."

"Kuh-laire!"

"KUH-LAIRE!"

"Yeah," Claire whisper-yelled, trying to point her voice to the side of the cabin, where Ma.s.sie was obviously hiding out.

"C'mere," Ma.s.sie whisper-yelled back. "Ah-lone."

"I better go." Claire wished she didn't have to leave Layne so soon. She was the only one who could take her mind off Cam, at least for a few seconds.

"Sounds like someone's stomachache is better." Layne opened the door of the cabin and went inside.

"Where are you?" Claire asked at full volume.

"Shhhhh," Ma.s.sie hissed.

Claire knew she should have whispered. But she was scared to go behind the cabin alone at night and figured the sound of her voice might scare off any lurking beasts or escaped convicts.

"By the white tree."

Claire ran her fingers along the splintered wood of the cabin walls as she made her way toward Ma.s.sie's hideout. Without a flashlight, it was her only hope of not getting her leg caught in a bear trap.

Finally Claire spotted Ma.s.sie. The full moon reflected off her s.h.i.+ny lip gloss and helped guide Claire toward her. Ma.s.sie was sitting on the ground. Her arms were wrapped around her knees and the Indian blankets from her bed were draped over her narrow shoulders.

"Why aren't you inside?" Claire lowered herself onto the frosty ground.

"I knew everyone would be back soon and I needed more time." Ma.s.sie was trying to tie a pine needle into a knot. "How was the bonfire?"

"Boring," Claire lied, knowing full well that wasn't what Ma.s.sie was really asking about. "Don't worry, Derrington didn't say anything about what happened earlier."

Ma.s.sie threw the pine needle over her shoulder and looked at Claire with her sad amber eyes. There was a brief moment of silence while the girls let their thoughts wander.

"The only thing you missed was Cam flirting with Strawberry." Claire flicked a stuck pebble out of the rubber grooves on the bottom of her boot. "It was pathetic."

"There's no way Cam would ever like that girl. For starters, she's, like, ten feet tall, and wide."

Claire forced herself to chuckle. "Will you please tell me your plan?" She knew she was whining but didn't care. She was desperate.

"What plan?"

"You told me you'd help me come up with a plan to get Cam back if I taught you how to kiss." Claire searched Ma.s.sie's blank expression for a hint of recognition. "Remember?"

"Kind of," Ma.s.sie said.

Claire's heart started to race. Was Ma.s.sie trying to back out on her promise?

"Well, you have to help me first," Ma.s.sie insisted. "I can't have everyone thinking I'm a lying lip virgin. I'm declaring a state of emergency."

"No way." Claire jumped to her feet. "It's my turn." She stuffed her hands in her pockets and felt the snacks she'd stolen for Ma.s.sie. The sudden urge to cry overwhelmed her. She felt stupid and taken advantage of. Again.

Claire dug what was left of her thumbnail into a piece of chocolate, pretending it was Ma.s.sie's neck. It made her feel a little better, but not much.

"Okay, okay, relax," Ma.s.sie relented. "Sit down."

Claire turned away. Let Ma.s.sie think she was angry, not disappointed.

"Come on." Ma.s.sie looked up at her with sincerity. "I'm sorry, I'm not thinking straight. I have your plan."

"You do?" Claire knew Ma.s.sie was only being nice to her because she couldn't afford to make any more enemies, but she didn't care. She'd take the help any way she could get it.

"Yeah." Ma.s.sie patted the cold ground until Claire sat down again. Once they were huddled under the blankets, Ma.s.sie revealed her scheme.

"You need to show Cam you're serious about him," Ma.s.sie said.

"But I-"

Ma.s.sie held her hand in front of Claire's face and continued. "You haven't put yourself on the line yet. You haven't shown him how much you're willing to risk to get him back. You know, the way they do in the movies."

"The movies?"

"Yeah. You know, when the guy has acted like a jerk and the girl won't take him back? He always has to do something crazy to show her how serious he is. Then she forgives him. Usually he sings something stupid under her window and wakes her parents. But it always works."

"True." Claire was already trying to decide what song to sing.

"So all you need to do is sneak into the boys' cabin tonight, look Cam in the eye-either the blue or the green one, it doesn't matter-and tell him, straight up, how sorry you are." Ma.s.sie looked at Claire with an expectant smile, like she was waiting for a thank-you hug or a dozen roses for her brilliance.

Claire didn't know what to say. There were so many things wrong with this plan, she didn't know where to begin. Sneak into the boys' cabin? What if I get caught? I'd get suspended for sure. And what if Cam laughs in my face? Or ignores me, like he's been doing all week? Sneak into the boys' cabin? What if I get caught? I'd get suspended for sure. And what if Cam laughs in my face? Or ignores me, like he's been doing all week?

"How am I going to sneak in without getting caught?"

"Easy." Ma.s.sie beamed. "We'll dress you up as a boy. Mr. Dingle won't notice a thing. Have you seen his gla.s.ses? The guy is buh-lind."

"We don't even have enough girl clothes to go around. Where are we going to find boy clothes?" Claire couldn't believe she was even entertaining the thought. But it wasn't like she was willing to go through with it.

"You can borrow Kristen's soccer clothes," Ma.s.sie offered.

"Kristen's?"

"She's here," Ma.s.sie whispered, then shared the confidential details of Kristen's arrival. "I promise this will work. Cam still likes you: he just needs to know that you still like him."

For someone with not really any boyfriend experience, Ma.s.sie seemed wise.

"How do you know all of this?" Claire asked.

Ma.s.sie tapped her temple with her index finger and grinned.

Claire sighed. "Fine." She knew one thing for sure: if this didn't show Cam how much she liked him, nothing would.

Ma.s.sie threw the blanket off her shoulders and sat up straight. "Now me.

"Uh ... okay." Claire tried to s.h.i.+ft her attention back to Ma.s.sie. "You just have to act cool. You know, don't let the MUCK girls think they're right. Convince them Derrington was trying to act tough in front of his friends and then go kiss him for real."

Claire paused to read Ma.s.sie's expression. Was she buying it?