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"You're not real," I insisted as my foot danced from brake to clutch and I torqued the steering wheel.
"Are you really so sure about that?" Lupe asked with a smile. "After all, it wasn't that long ago that you didn't think vampires or werewolves-"
"You're not real, either," I announced as the envelope floated back into the glove compartment and closed with a snap. To close off any further conversation, I reached over and switched on the radio.
An oldies station was playing the last few bars of "Earth Angel." There was a disembodied chuckle behind me and Lupe was grinning wolfishly.
"I don't find any of this particularly funny."
Hey, Jenny's voice murmured in my ear, didn't anybody ever tell you: dying is easy; comedy is hard.
I stomped on the accelerator as the radio segued into a new selection.
It was "The Monster Mash."
