Point And Shoot Part 24

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

-Popular saying Los Angeles-Now SHE DISCOVERED Decker Canyon Road by accident, not long after she moved to L.A. A random turn off the PCH near Malibu shot her up the side of the mountain, followed by twelve miles of stomach-flipping twists and hairpin turns all the way to Westlake Village. And she loved it, hands gripping the wheel of the sports car she'd bought with her first real movie check-because that's what you were supposed to do, right? Blow some of that money on an overpriced, overmuscled convertible coupe that popped a spoiler when you topped 75. She never cared she was going thirty miles faster than any sane driver would attempt on this road. She loved the ocean air smas.h.i.+ng into her face, the feel of the tires beneath as they struggled to cling to the asphalt, the hum of the machine surrounding her body, the knowledge that one twitch to the left or right at the wrong moment meant her brand-new car, along with her brand-new life, would end up at the bottom of a ravine, and maybe years later people would ask: Whatever happened to that cute actress who was in those funny romantic comedies a few years ago? Back then, she loved to drive Decker Canyon Road because it blasted all of the clutter out of her mind. Life was reduced to a simple exhilarating yes or no, zero or one, live or die.

But now she was speeding up Decker Canyon Road because she didn't want to die.

And the headlights were gaining on her.

The p.r.i.c.k had been toying with her ever since she made the turn onto Route 23 from the PCH.

He'd gun the engine and then flash his high beams and fly right up her a.s.s. She'd be forced to take it above 60, praying to G.o.d she'd have enough room to spin through the next finger turn. Then without warning he'd back off, almost disappearing ... but not quite.

The road had no shoulder.

No guardrails.

It was like he knew it and was trying to spook her into a bad turn.

Her cell was in the dash console, but it was all but useless. The few seconds it took to dial 911 could be a potentially fatal distraction. And what was she going to tell the operator? Send someone up to Route 23, seventeenth hairpin turn from the middle? Even the highway patrol didn't patrol up here, preferring to hand out speeding tickets on Kanan Road or Malibu Canyon Road.

No, better to keep her eyes on the road and her hands upon the wheel, just like Jim Morrison once advised.

Then again, Jim had ended up dead in a bathtub.

The headlights stayed with her. Every few seconds she thought she'd lost them, or they'd given up, or-G.o.d, please please please-driven over a b.u.mp of asphalt where a guardrail should be and tumbled down into the ravine. But the instant she thought they might be gone ... they returned. Whoever was behind the wheel didn't seem to give a s.h.i.+t that they were on Decker Canyon Road, that one slip of the wheel was like asking G.o.d for the check, please.

She was almost two miles along the road now; ten to go.

Her Boxster was long gone; traded in after the accident in Studio City three years ago. Now she drove a car that suited her age-a leased Lexus. A car for grown-ups. And it was a fine machine. But now, as she took those insanely tight turns in the near dark, she wished she had the Boxster again.

Decker Canyon Road was notorious for two things: the rusted-out cha.s.sis of cars that dotted the hills, and its uncanny ability to induce car sickness, even with safe, slow drivers just trying to make their way up to Westlake Village in one piece.

She felt sick to her stomach now, but she didn't know if it was the road doing it to her, or the events of the past few days. The past few hours, especially. She hadn't eaten much, hadn't slept much. Her stomach felt like it had been sc.r.a.ped from the inside.

She'd been up for a job that seemed like a sure thing: producers, director, writer, star all in place, a guaranteed fast-track green light. It was a supporting role but in a higher-profile movie than she'd done in years. A role that would make people notice her again-Wow, she's in that? I was wondering where she'd been. And then it all had fallen apart in less than an hour.

She'd spent the majority of the past week in her Venice apartment, brooding, not able to bring herself to take much interest in feeding or watering herself or even turning on the satellite cable-G.o.d forbid one of her pieces of s.h.i.+t appear, or worse, a piece of s.h.i.+t she'd been pa.s.sed over for.

So tonight she'd gone for a long late-night drive-the best kind in L.A. Enough wallowing. She wanted the ocean air to blast away the malaise. Blasting away the better part of the past three years would be nice, too ...

And then the headlights were back. Rocketing toward her, practically up her a.s.s.

Number of accidental vehicle crash deaths in the United States per year: 43,200.

She stomped on the accelerator and spun the wheel, tires screaming as she made-barely-the next finger turn.

The b.a.s.t.a.r.d stayed right behind her.

The worst part was not being able to see much beyond the span of her headlights and having to make lightning-fast decisions, one after the other. There was no room to pull over, to let him pa.s.s. If pa.s.sing was even on his mind.

She wondered why she presumed it was a him.

And then she remembered why. Of course.

At some point she knew Decker Canyon Road crossed Mulholland, and there was even a stop sign. She'd happily pull over then and give him the double-barrel salute as he drove by.

How much farther was it? She couldn't remember. It had been years since she'd been on this road.

The road continued to snake and twist and turn and climb, the tires of her Lexus gripping asphalt as best they could, the headlights bobbing and weaving behind her, like she was being pursued by a forty-foot electric wasp.

Finally the road leveled out-a feature she remembered now. From here, the road would ease up for a quarter mile as it ran through a valley, followed by another series of insane uphill curves leading to the next valley. A few seconds after, everything seemed to level out- -then she gunned it- 60, 70, 80.

-the electric wasp eyes falling behind her-

90.

Ha, ha, f.u.c.k you!

The Lexus made it to the next set of curves within seconds, it seemed, and all she had to do now was slide and skid her way along them and put even more distance behind her. She applied some brake, but not too much-she didn't want to lose momentum.

Halfway through the curves, though, the electric eyes returned.

G.o.dd.a.m.nit!

Right on her, curve for curve, skid for skid. It was like the car behind her was mocking her. Anything you can do, I can do better.

When she finally saw the red glow of the Mulholland stop sign out in the distance, she decided to f.u.c.k it. Hit the turn signal. Slowed down. Used the bit of skirting that now appeared on the side of the road. Go ahead, pa.s.s me. I'm stopping. I'm stopping and probably screaming for a while, but I'm done with this. Maybe I'll take a look at your license plate. Maybe I'll call the highway patrol after all, you reckless a.s.shole.

She pulled the Lexus to a skidding stop, her first since the PCH, which felt like years ago. Then she turned left and pulled off to the side.

The car followed her, pulled up next to her.

Oh, s.h.i.+t.

She reached for her cell and power-locked the doors at the same time. The other car appeared to be a G.o.dd.a.m.ned Chevy Malibu, of all things. Some kind of bright color-it was hard to see in the dark. The driver popped out, looked over the roof, made a roll-your-window-down gesture.

Phone in her hand, she paused for a moment, then relented. Pressed the power window lock. The gla.s.s slid down two inches.

"Hey, are you okay?" the guy asked. She couldn't see his face, but his voice sounded young. "Something wrong with your car?"

"I'm fine," she said quietly.

Now he moved around the front of his car, inching his way toward her.

"Just seemed like you were having trouble there. Want me to call somebody?"

"On the phone with the cops right now," she lied. She had her finger on the 9 but had stopped. Go on, press it, she told herself. Followed by two ones. You can do it. That way, when this guy pulls out a shotgun and blasts you to death, your last moments will be digitally recorded.

"What the h.e.l.l were you doing, racing up my a.s.s that whole time?"

"Racing up what? What are you talking about? I didn't see anybody on the road until just now, when you slowed down. I almost slammed into you!"

The guy sounded sincere enough. Then again, L.A. was crawling with men who were paid to sound sincere.

"Well, we'll let the police sort it out."

"Oh, okay," the guy said, stopping in his tracks. "I'll wait in my car until they show up, if you don't mind. It's a little creepy, being out here in the middle of nowhere."

She couldn't help herself-she flashed him a withering Duh, you think? look.

But that was a mistake, because now he was looking at her-really looking at her. Recognition washed over his face. His eyes lit up, the corners of his mouth lifting into a knowing smile.

"You're Lane Madden. No way!"

Great. Now she couldn't be just an anonymous p.i.s.sed-off woman on Decker Canyon Road. Now she had to be on.

"Look, I'm fine, really," she said. "Go on ahead. I guess I was imagining things."

"Uh, don't take this the wrong way, but should you even be driving?"

Lane's brain screamed: a.s.shole.

"I'm fine."

"You know, I don't mind waiting, if you want to call this in, or check in, or whatever you have to do."

"Really, I'm okay."

The guy seemed to know he'd pushed the ribbing a little too far. He smiled shyly.

"You know, I promised myself when I moved here, I wouldn't be one of those a.s.sholes asking for autographs everywhere he goes. And I'm not. Just wanted to tell you how much I'm a fan of your movies."

"Thanks."

"And you're even prettier in person."

"I really appreciate that."

After a few awkward moments the guy got the hint, walked back to the driver's side of his Malibu, and gave her a sheepish wave before ducking back inside his own car and pulling away into the dark night.

Lane sped through Westlake Village, caught the 101. It was an hour or so before dawn. The freeway was as calm as it ever gets. She took a series of deep, mind-clearing breaths. Maybe when she had enough oxygen in her brain she'd be able to laugh about all of this. Because it was sort of funny, now that it was over.

Sort of.

The Malibu guy hadn't been riding her a.s.s; he'd simply been out cruising down Decker Canyon Road for the same reason Lane used to cruise it-the sheer thrill. It only seemed like he was trailing her. h.e.l.l, he was probably following her lead. Lane Madden had clearly seen too many action movies. G.o.d knows she'd been in too many of them.

They caught her in the Cahuenga Pa.s.s near Barham-a two-car team. Malibu had done this dozens of times before. His job t.i.tle: professional victim. You find your target in the rearview, then start to make a series of subtle calculations that only truly exceptional wheel men can make. A small turn of the wheel, a tap on the brakes, then presto, Hollywood fender bender. Happens all the time.

That was the fun part. The boring part was the aftermath. Bleeding. Waiting in your own car for the highway patrol to arrive. Then more waiting for the EMTs to take you to the nearest hospital. Malibu was stone sober, of course, and his driving record was spotless, since it was erased every time he did one of these jobs. His volunteer work with kids with leukemia (fake) would pop up, as well as his Habitat for Humanity projects (also fake). No one would give him a second glance. Maybe they'd mention his name-an alias, and he had plenty of them-in a newspaper story or two. But mostly they would focus on the actress.

Malibu wanted to take her out on Decker Canyon Road, but it turned out she knew these roads just as well as he did. Sure, he could pull some fancy surefire moves that would nudge her sweet little a.s.s off into the canyon. But that was beyond what had been discussed, so he'd called Mann on the hands-free. The word came back quick: no. This had to look as mundane as possible. Something that would make headlines briefly, but nothing that would be followed up.

No, better if she looked like another c.o.ked-up actress who was out too late and didn't know how to handle her Lexus.

So he trailed her to the 101. Now it was show time.

Malibu liked working with members of the acting community. They were fun. You knew exactly what they were going to do, exactly how they were going to react. Like they were following a script. They had the idea that they were above it all- "I really appreciate that."

-that made it all the more gratifying.

Lane was approaching the exit to Highland Avenue-the Hollywood Bowl. It was still painfully early. The sky over L.A. was a pale gray lid. Maybe from here she'd go down to Hollywood Boulevard, then take Sunset all the way back down to the PCH, and then Venice. Make herself a big strong cup of coffee-one of those Cuban espressos she used to drink all the time. Put on some Neko Case, wait for her manager to wake up. Plan her next moves. When life finally stops kicking you in the teeth, you don't whine and count the gaps. You see the f.u.c.king dentist and move on.

She signaled to change lanes, and saw the Chevy Malibu in front of her again. d.a.m.nit, the same one from Decker Canyon Road. As the moment of realization hit her-he's braking he's braking he's braking-the vehicle came to a violent rubber-burning halt.

Lane's body was hurled forward just as the hood was ripped from its moorings and went flying up into the winds.h.i.+eld. Gla.s.s sprayed. The air bag exploded.

Mann watched the accident from approximately fifty yards away. Now it was time to pull over to the shoulder and be one of those friendly citizens who offers to hold your hand until the police arrive. Only this friendly citizen would be uncapping a syringe containing a speedball and jamming the needle into the victim's arm. There would be no h.e.l.lo, no speech, no nothing. Just death.

The speedball contained enough heroin and c.o.ke to take down a Belus.h.i.+-size human being; it would probably stop her heart in under a minute. And if it didn't, there was always something more exotic that could be quickly loaded into a syringe. But better if it looked like a pure speedball. That way, Lane Madden would die and go to h.e.l.l still wondering what had happened. The Devil could fill her in.

Lane was numb for a few moments. Her body was telling her she was hurt, hurt bad, but she couldn't find exactly where. The signals in her brain were crossed. She looked around, trying to solve it visually. If she could put together the details, she'd know what happened.

She had broken gla.s.s in her lap. The air bag had smashed her in the face. She half pushed it aside. Her right ankle was throbbing. Her foot had somehow wedged itself under the brake pedal.

A few feet ahead she could see the car she'd hit, or the car that had hit her-she wasn't sure what exactly had happened. The driver's head was slumped over his wheel. She prayed she hadn't killed him.

Then someone opened her driver's-side door, pushed the air bag out of the way.

She looked down and saw the needle in a gloved hand.

Even though she was still wrapped in a coc.o.o.n of shock, she knew that the needle was the one detail that didn't belong.

The stranger grabbed her left wrist, twisted it, jammed the needle into the crook of her arm, depressed the plunger. Lane's heart began to race. Oh G.o.d, what was in that f.u.c.king needle? Her vision went blurry. She clawed at the pa.s.senger seat, felt the smashed beads of gla.s.s.

Lane grabbed a fistful- -and smashed it into her attacker's eyes.

There was a horrible scream of rage and suddenly the needle was wobbling loose, hanging off Lane's arm. She plucked it out it, threw it to the side, then tried to crawl out of the car. Meanwhile her attacker flailed around, blind, looking for her. Cursing, raging at her.