Sougen no Okite ~Shii Yatsu ga Moteru, Ii Buzoku ni Umarekawatta zo~ Prologue

Prologue

I’m strong.
I started to stand out at an ancient j.a.panese martial arts dojo run by my grandfather’s best friend when I was 5 years old.
That dojo didn’t just teach barehanded fighting, but also swords, spears, truncheon, bow, and horse-riding.
As I grew up my body got bigger and n.o.body could match me anymore. No, I wasn’t able to beat my grandfather’s best friend even once before he fell to illness.
I was told 「You’re banned from using martial arts until you can beat me」 so I focused on studying hard.
Then when I turned 18 he called me over and asked me to marry his granddaughter and succeed the dojo.
His granddaughter was older than me, she was 20 years old, but since her face and her body were all to my liking I quickly accepted.

In college I got a job as a sports instructor to save up money until I’m 25 to get married with the uncle’s granddaughter.
At that time he suddenly got confined in bed. (TN: He’s sick)
In order to rea.s.sure him I worked hard to save money.
Three months after my wedding he suddenly pa.s.sed away as he was a.s.sured.

His granddaughter told me that we won’t have s.e.x before marriage.
I just thought it couldn’t be helped.
Three months after our wedding we still didn’t do it since uncle’s condition turned dangerous.
Half a year after our wedding we still didn’t do it because we had to mourn for uncle.
Then my wife was pregnant.
It was a blessing, but I was dumbfounded.
I asked my wife, and she quickly confessed.
The girl in her belly was the a.s.sistant Instructor’s child.
Honestly, I thought I was able to keep a good relations.h.i.+p with her in this decided marriage.
But, it seems like I was the only one who thought that.
I broke up with my wife because of our mismatch in child’s education.

I only work and train everyday.
One day a student asked me if I’m going to the ■-like amateur sports program so I went and conquered one. (TN: That word is censored)
Somehow I became really famous and was invited to a lot other programs.
Without letting people know that I was using ancient j.a.panese martial arts,
I cut through a paper being hung in the air with a j.a.panese sword.
I also performed a professional soccer free kick with an arrow
And pierced a baseball thrown by a baseball player mid-air using a spear.

Making my techniques into exhibition shows is a little offensive, but my fame skyrocketted.
One day, I planned to go overseas and visit a certain tribe in Africa.
There was a fighting festival in that tribe. Then I partic.i.p.ated and completely defeated the best Hero of the tribe.
That night, many women in the tribe approached me, the interpreter was nowhere to be found, so I couldn’t understand a thing they said. But, I knew that they were approaching me s.e.xually, it wasn’t a bad offer.

I left the tribe, went to the airport and entered the plane.
I was sleeping when the airplane started to shake.
The surrounding pa.s.sengers were confused and panicking.
I looked out to the window and saw fire was emitting from the engine.
The plane shook even more violently.

I shut my eyes and let destiny decide my fate.
Hm？Am I still alive？
Perhaps I was miraculously saved？
Why am I feeling like I’m floating？
I don’t really understand.
My body isn’t moving very well…

「Delivered！It’s a spirit！My child is blessed！」
(TN: Seirei = spirit)

Wait what？
I looked at the scenery around me.
Within my vision was a gra.s.sland dyed in snow everywhere.