Aggressor Part 26

b.a.s.t.a.r.d and I drew level with Charlie.

Charlie rested his arm on my shoulder to take the weight off his injury. 'Looks like our luck's in, lad.'

b.a.s.t.a.r.d began sounding off as if he'd spotted an empty cab at theatre time and we were about to let it go. 'Hey, what're you f.u.c.ks waiting for?' He shambled off up the road, trying desperately to make his legs move as fast as his instinct for self-preservation.

As we got closer, the white blur became a Mercedes van, up to its axles in the mud. Both sets of rear wheels were spinning, but the driver was only burying them deeper.

I dodged the spray coming off the tyres and made my way round the pa.s.senger side. I saw two shapes in the front seats, but they were too intent on working the steering wheel and gear-stick to notice me.

I tapped on the gla.s.s.

The figure in the pa.s.senger seat spun around, clearly startled. I could see her dark eyes, as wide as saucers, through the rain-blurred window. She stared at me for several seconds then switched her gaze to Charlie and b.a.s.t.a.r.d as they closed up behind me. I could understand her concern. We were in the middle of nowhere, in a torrential storm; we must have looked as though we'd just crawled out of a primeval swamp.

I unzipped my jacket, lifted it up, and turned from side to side. 'No weapons,' I mouthed. 'We... are... unarmed.'

I let my jacket fall as the others followed suit, but kept my hands up.

She wound the window down about six inches, but her expression made it clear that she still wasn't exactly delighted to see us.

'It's OK, it's OK...' I smiled. 'Speak English?'

She turned to the driver and said something in rapid-fire Paperclip. He took his foot off the gas and bent forward to see round her. He had a very short, just grown-out crew cut, and hadn't shaved for a day or two.

I kept my smile so wide my face was starting to hurt. 'English? Speak... English?'

The girl faced me again, her brow still furrowed. 'Who are you?' The accent was Eastern European, but with an American TV tw.a.n.g.

I spoke very slowly. 'Our car... It got hit...' I mimed a collision. 'The mud...'

The driver leaned forward again. 'We understand.'

b.a.s.t.a.r.d appeared at my shoulder and pushed me aside. He pulled his accreditation from his soaked leather wallet and thrust it through the gap. 'Borjomi,' he barked. 'Take us to Borjomi.'

If that was his idea of a charm offensive, our tab was far from over.

The woman took the ID.

b.a.s.t.a.r.d didn't waste any time. 'We wanna get to Borjomi. See that ID? That says you take us.'

The two inside the Mercedes had another exchange in Paperclip, glancing at each of us in turn. I never liked not knowing what was being said in situations like this, particularly when I appeared to be the subject of the conversation, and the outlook didn't sound good.

Eventually she shrugged. 'Sure... It's not so far. No more than thirty minutes. We're going there ourselves, if we can get out of this mess.'

She pa.s.sed the ID back and b.a.s.t.a.r.d tucked it into his wallet. In the state he was in, I doubted she'd been able to match him with the photograph. I hoped she wouldn't recognize me.

b.a.s.t.a.r.d reached for the handle to the sliding door halfway down the wagon, as if he already owned it, but she waved him away. 'You will have to dig us out first.'

She slid across into the driver's seat, and he climbed out. He was tall and lanky, maybe mid-twenties, and wore a black Gore-Tex jacket. He came round the front of the vehicle and thrust out a hand. 'I'm Paata.' He nodded towards his companion. 'And she's Nana.'

Charlie and I both introduced ourselves. I hoped that our expressions would help distance us from the tub of lard still wrestling with the sliding door.

b.a.s.t.a.r.d glanced in our direction. 'Hey, this G.o.ddam thing's stuck.'

Paata shook his head. 'It's locked on the inside. Security. We'll undo it in a minute.'

b.a.s.t.a.r.d pulled up his collar and went to lean against one of the few trees to have been left unscathed by the side of the road. He leaned forward, hands on his knees, resting his huge b.u.t.tocks against the trunk. I tried not to laugh; he looked like a bear trying to scratch its a.r.s.e.

Charlie and I grabbed the rear b.u.mper and started to push and lift, trying to free the wheels from the ruts they'd created. Paata shouted out to Nana to keep them turning, then came to join us. He unzipped his jacket, to stop himself overheating. Me, I was looking forward to it. Mud flew like muck from a spreader as Nana floored the accelerator.

Paata yelled more instructions and Nana hit the pedal again. This time the wheels spun more gently.

Charlie and I leaned against the back door and tried to lift, then let go so it rocked back into the rut. I wasn't sure how much good we were doing. His hands were starting to shake like a demented percussionist.

'Paata,' Charlie called out. 'Have you had to get out of this stuff before?'

'Sure. I am an expert!' Paata gave us a beaming smile. 'Every time, I call a tow truck.'

'Good thinking.' I laughed. 'But not this time?'

'Cells don't work this far out. Not until Borjomi.'

Charlie tapped him on the arm. 'Thing is, lad, I've dug a few vehicles out of snowdrifts in my time. It's not as bad as mud, but the principle's the same.'

Charlie bent to inspect the axle. 'The mud clings to the undercarriage until there's no way to get any traction, and spinning the wheels only drives them deeper. Us three strong lads need to stay here, at the back, but Nana must help us rock the wagon back and forth. She needs to keep the wheels as straight as she can, s.h.i.+ft quickly from first gear to reverse, and we'll get a nice rhythm going. When we manage to jump this thing free, she should keep it moving until it's on firm ground. And she should try not to spin the wheels if she can help it.'

Paata headed up front to pa.s.s on Charlie's instructions.

'Hey, driver,' b.a.s.t.a.r.d shouted from under his tree. 'What about getting me a hot drink?' He was well and truly back to his old gobs.h.i.+te self.

Paata sensibly ignored him.

The engine revved and the three of us started to push and shove. I wondered how much more of this Charlie could take.

Nana threw the Merc into reverse and Paata wiped a fistful of mud off his face.

'Open up the back,' b.a.s.t.a.r.d yelled. 'I'll make the coffee myself.'

Paata muttered something under his breath. I thought I'd probably just learned the Paperclip for 'f.u.c.k off'.

Charlie took a step back. His ankle looked as though it was about to give way beneath him. 'Listen, Paata, this isn't going to work. You got a shovel?'

'I wish,' Paata said. His expression told me that if he had, he'd use it across the back of b.a.s.t.a.r.d's head.

Charlie opened the front pa.s.senger door and burrowed inside. He emerged with the rubber mat from the foot well and handed it to me. 'You might be able to sc.r.a.pe enough mud away from the wheels with this to get some traction, lad.' He turned back to Paata. 'What about snow chains?'

Paata rattled off another sentence or two of Paperclip to Nana, and I heard the side door slide open and close. He reappeared with two sets. Charlie dropped one into each of the furrows I'd scooped behind the tyres and threw in the rubber mat for good measure.

At Charlie's signal, Nana revved the engine once more and dropped the clutch. The wheels spun for a second and the Merc rolled straight out of the ruts and back onto firmer ground.

b.a.s.t.a.r.d didn't waste any time getting his a.r.s.e off the tree.

Nana climbed out. She was dressed in walking boots, waterproof trousers and an expensive black Gore-Tex jacket like Paata's. She couldn't have been more than about five foot six, and her features were almost elfin, but there was nothing fluffy about her demeanour. As she headed round the side of the vehicle, she looked as purposeful as a heat-seeking missile.

She gave the side door a quick double tap. There was a click and it slid open to reveal a bank of TV monitors set in an alloy frame which acted as a bulkhead to the cab, a stack of aluminium boxes, and an even more purposeful man with a huge beard and biceps the size of b.a.s.t.a.r.d's thighs.

'This is Koba,' Nana said. 'I regret we live in dangerous times. Koba makes sure we come to no harm.'

She wasn't kidding. Koba wouldn't have looked out of place wielding a gollock in a Tbilisi graveyard. He studied us silently with dark, hooded eyes, as if trying to decide which of us to headb.u.t.t first.

'There's only room for another three of us here in the back.' Nana pointed at Charlie. 'Why don't you get in the front with Paata and stretch out your leg? It looks painful.'

b.a.s.t.a.r.d didn't need a second invitation. He heaved himself inside and I followed. It was obviously an outside broadcast set-up. I put two and two together, and suddenly wished I'd hung on to my stupid hat.

I'd thought Nana seemed familiar. She'd fronted the camera in the broadcast from the Kazbegi siege.

4

I s.h.i.+fted a couple of cables out of the way to make room for my feet. I could see Paata and Charlie through the hatch, framed by the TV monitors, as we set off. Beside them, someone had taped a montage of images from Nana's recent past.

One of them showed her in Fiona Bruce mode, posing at a news desk, wearing make-up and an earnest smile. Captions in Paperclip, Russian and English promoted her for some kind of award. She had certainly kept herself busy. She had exposed corruption in all sections of government, 'unearthing entanglements of network and patronage at all levels'.

Another shot showed her alongside the Georgian army, covering the siege by Islamic militants in Kazbegi, on the Russian border, not even two weeks ago. According to the cutting, she'd been the first journalist at the scene, and reported live for CNN.

n.o.body talked. Nana was very tense and edgy, and it set the tone. The soundproofing in the cab did a perfect job of muting the rain, and it accentuated the awkward silence.

b.a.s.t.a.r.d, true to form, remained oblivious. 'Now where the f.u.c.k's that coffee?'

Nana reached into one of the large nylon zip bags on the floor and handed him a stainless steel thermos.

As b.a.s.t.a.r.d unscrewed the top, Koba watched his every move.

'Do you guys work on the pipeline?' Nana asked. 'What are you, surveyors? Engineers?'

b.a.s.t.a.r.d poured himself a generous mug, and the smell of coffee filled the van. 'Security.'

She turned to me. 'You security too? Do you have any ID? Koba likes to be sure about people.'

'It was in my bag, in our Pajero.' I did my best to look apologetic. 'We lost everything.'

She switched her attention back to b.a.s.t.a.r.d. 'We're planning a doc.u.mentary about the pipeline. Maybe we could do business one day.'

b.a.s.t.a.r.d was getting the brew down him. It hadn't occurred to him to offer some to anyone else. 'Anti, I guess?'

'Excuse me? Oh, I see.' She flexed her fingers. 'Well, don't you think it's crazy for an oil pipeline to cut straight through a national park?'

b.a.s.t.a.r.d took a deep breath. We were about to be treated to his state-of-the-nation speech. 'Listen, lady, you ain't getting the big picture. It had to come this way, to avoid the Russians down south. That place of theirs ain't called Military City Number One for nothing. Hey, it's you people who call them the aggressive neighbour, not us.'

It was clear Koba didn't like b.a.s.t.a.r.d's tone and b.a.s.t.a.r.d knew it. 'What the f.u.c.k you looking at, Lurch?'

Koba's deep-set eyes didn't even blink.

b.a.s.t.a.r.d sank the last of the brew and I jumped in to try and stop things escalating.

'And you, Nana? Why are you going to Borjomi?'

Her eyes narrowed. I knew she didn't like me; I just hoped I didn't know the reason why. 'You probably won't have heard because it's just a little local matter, not part of the big picture...' She glanced at b.a.s.t.a.r.d, but her irony was clearly lost on him. 'Just over a week ago, militant rebels ma.s.sacred more than sixty women and children in a village called Kazbegi..'

I'd seen that look on her face before. Hazel and Julie had used it too. She tried to compose herself.

'A farming family in Borjomi lost their only child in the ma.s.sacre. A little girl. She was seven years old...'

She paused again.

'We were with them on Sat.u.r.day. We're going back because they are willing to go live and tell us what it is like to live under the tyranny of Akaki, the militant leader. He is no freedom fighter; he's a self-seeking, dictatorial thug. These poor people live in fear. But this couple, well they have had enough.'

b.a.s.t.a.r.d just started laughing. 'What the f.u.c.k are momma and papa gonna do? They think that's gonna change the world? They think that's gonna make Akaki drop his pants and run away? s.h.i.+t, they'll just get themselves dead. f.u.c.king dumb-a.s.ses.' He nodded at Koba. 'Ain't that a fact, Lurch?'

Koba s.h.i.+fted in his seat. He clearly recognized Akaki's name, and he didn't like it one bit.

b.a.s.t.a.r.d couldn't contain himself now. He was on a roll. 'That Akaki... boy, he's caused us all a few headaches, over the years.'

'Headaches? Headaches? Headaches?' Nana shook her head in disbelief. 'Yes, I suppose you could call them that... Did you hear of the murder of Zurab Bazgadze?'

She was talking to him, but I had a nasty feeling she was addressing me.

'The saint guy, right? The one who tried to get in the way of the pipeline?'

'With very good reason.' She glanced at Koba too. Her expression seemed to tell him that he needn't worry about ripping b.a.s.t.a.r.d's head off. Any minute now, she'd do the job herself. 'As you may have spotted, the soil structure around here is extremely unstable. It's an area of considerable geological complexity, particularly vulnerable to landslides and earthquakes. In the event of pipeline rupture, there's a risk of catastrophic environmental damage.

'Zurab knew it would devastate the natural springs. Bottled water is Georgia's number-one export. The people round here, their livelihoods depend on it. No-one championed their cause more vigorously than he did.'

'Zurab, eh? He a friend of yours, missy?'

'He became so. I interviewed him many times over the years; most recently, just before he died. He was here on Sat.u.r.day, visiting the bereaved family. He was very good like that. A man of the people. We were to film him at length on Sunday morning, but he had to return to Tbilisi at short notice, so we were only able to grab a few minutes with him...'

Her look was defiant, but I thought I could see tears in her eyes.

'Now, of course, I wish we'd tried harder to persuade him to stay.'

I leaned forward, elbows on my knees. 'You're 60 Minutes 60 Minutes, right?'

She nodded.