LightNovesOnl.com

A Select Collection of Old English Plays Volume Xi Part 5

A Select Collection of Old English Plays - LightNovelsOnl.com

You're reading novel online at LightNovelsOnl.com. Please use the follow button to get notifications about your favorite novels and its latest chapters so you can come back anytime and won't miss anything.

CAPT. POUTS. Where?

SIR J. WOR. Find them out, brave captain.

Win honour and get money; by that time I'll get a daughter for my n.o.ble captain.

CAPT. POUTS. Good, sir, good.

SIR J. WOR. Honour is honour, but it is no money.



This is the tumbler, then, must catch the coney.

[_Aspiciens_ STRANGE.

CAPT. POUTS. Thou art an old[24] fellow. Are you a merchant, sir?

STRANGE. I shame not to say yes. Are you a soldier, sir?

ABRA. A soldier, sir? O G.o.d! Ay, he is a captain.

STRANGE. He may be so, and yet no soldier, sir; For as many are soldiers, that are no captains, So many are captains, that are no soldiers.

CAPT. POUTS. Right, sir: and as many are citizens that are no cuckolds----

STRANGE. So many are cuckolds that are no citizens. What ail you, sir, with your robustious looks?

CAPT. POUTS. I would be glad to see for my money: I have paid for my standing.

STRANGE. You are the n.o.bler captain, sir; For I know many that usurp that name, Whose standings pay for them.

CAPT. POUTS. You are a peddler.

STRANGE. You are a pot-gun.

CAPT. POUTS. Merchant, I would thou hadst an iron tail, Like me.

C. FRED. Fie, captain! You are to blame.

PEN. Nay, G.o.d's will! You are to blame indeed, if my lord say so.

CAPT. POUTS. My lord's an a.s.s, and you are another.

ABRA. Sweet Mistress Luce, let you and I withdraw: This is his humour. Send for the constable!

CAPT. POUTS. Sirrah, I'll beat you with a pudding on the 'Change.

STRANGE. Thou dar'st as well kiss the wide-mouthed cannon At his discharging, as perform as much As thou dar'st speak; for, soldier, you shall know, Some can use swords, that wear 'em not for show.

KATE. Why, captain, though ye be a man of war, you cannot subdue affection. You have no alacrity in your eye, and you speak as if you were in a dream. You are of so melancholy and dull a disposition, that on my conscience you would never get children; nay, nor on my body neither; and what a sin were it in me, and a most pregnant sign of concupiscence, to marry a man that wants the mettle of generation, since that is the blessing ordained for marriage, procreation the only end of it. Besides, if I could love you, I shall be here at home, and you in Cleveland abroad--I among the bold Britons, and you among the hot-shots.

SIR J. WOR. No more puffing, captain; Leave batteries with your breath: the short is this.

This worthy count this morning makes my son, And with that happy marriage this proceeds.

Worldly's my name, worldly must be my deeds.

CAPT. POUTS. I will pray for civil wars, to cut thy throat Without danger, merchant. I will turn pirate, But I'll be reveng'd on thee.

STRANGE. Do, captain, do: A halter will take up our quarrel then.

CAPT. POUTS. 'Swounds! I'll be reveng'd upon ye all!

The strange adventure thou art now to make In that small pinnace, is more perilous Than any hazard thou could'st undergo.

Remember, a scorn'd soldier told thee so. [_Exit_ CAPTAIN POUTS.

STRANGE. Go, walk the captain, good Sir Abraham.

ABRA. Good faith, sir, I had rather walk your horse.

I will not meddle with him. I would not keep Him company in his drink for a world.

SIR J. WOR. But What good do you, Sir Abraham, on my daughter?

I could be e'en content, my Lucida Would skip your wit and look upon your wealth, And this one day let Hymen crown ye all.

ABRA. O no, she laughs at me and scorns my suit: For she is wilder and more hard withal, Than beast or bird, or tree, or stony wall.

KATE. Ha! G.o.d-a-mercy, old Hieronimo.[25]

ABRA. Yet she might love me for my lovely eyes.

C. FRED. Ay, but perhaps your nose she doth despise.

ABRA. Yet might she love me for my dimpled chin.

PEN. Ay, but she sees your beard is very thin.

ABRA. Yet might she love me for my proper body.

STRANGE. Ay, but she thinks you are an errant noddy.

ABRA. Yet might she love me, 'cause I am an heir.

SIR J. WOR. Ay, but perhaps she doth not like your ware.

ABRA. Yet might she love me in despite of all.

LUC. Ay, but indeed I cannot love at all.

SIR J. WOR. Well, Luce, respect Sir Abraham, I charge you.

LUC. Father, my vow is pa.s.s'd: whilst the earl lives, I ne'er will marry, nor will pine for him.

It is not him I love now, but my humour; But since my sister he hath made his choice, This wreath of willow, that begirds my brows, Shall never cease to be my ornament, 'Till he be dead, or I be married to him.

PEN. Life! my lord; you had best marry 'em all three. They'll never be content else.

C. FRED. I think so, too.

Click Like and comment to support us!

RECENTLY UPDATED NOVELS

About A Select Collection of Old English Plays Volume Xi Part 5 novel

You're reading A Select Collection of Old English Plays by Author(s): Dodsley and Hazlitt. This novel has been translated and updated at LightNovelsOnl.com and has already 778 views. And it would be great if you choose to read and follow your favorite novel on our website. We promise you that we'll bring you the latest novels, a novel list updates everyday and free. LightNovelsOnl.com is a very smart website for reading novels online, friendly on mobile. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us at [email protected] or just simply leave your comment so we'll know how to make you happy.