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"Mention a place."
"Tell us your favorite color."
"Set down any number not exceeding 10."
"Another color."
"Yes or no."
"Let all write a lady's name."
"Let all write a gentleman's name."
"All, another lady's name."
"Every boy write a gentleman's name, every girl a lady's."
"Set down the name of a clergyman."
"Now, any sum of money."
"The name of a place."
"And lastly, any number."
"Now that we have finished, every one must read aloud his or her paper, without cheating, whatever it contains--each portion as an answer to a question. Charlie, to whom did you make your first offer?"
"Happily, to no one present: it was to Queen Victoria."
"When was it?"
"In the year 1492: the day Columbus discovered America."
"Where did this interesting event take place?"
"In the Tower of Babel."
"Does she love you?"
"Yes: how could she help it?"
"Do you love her?"
"Yes: to distraction."
"Whom will you marry?"
"Queen Jezebel."
"How soon does this auspicious match come off? for I want to have my wedding-dress ready."
"To-morrow--New-Year's day."
"Do you love her?"
"No, not at all."
"Does she love you?"
"No, alas!"
"Where does she live?"
"In Calcutta."
"What is the color of her hair?"
"Brilliant scarlet."
"What is her height?"
"Nine and a half feet."
"Please to mention the color of her eyes."
"A charming green."
"Is she pretty?"
"Yes, very."
"Who is to be bridesmaid at this happy wedding?"
"Miss Alice Bolton."
"Who will wait upon her?"
"King Nebuchadnezzar."
"Who is your sympathizing confidante?"
"Cousin Cornelia."
"Pray, tell us the name of your rival?"
"His Majesty, William the Conqueror of Normandy and England. I should not be sorry if he carried off my gentle dame."
"What clergyman will marry you?"
