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PART VIII.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
Johnny: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher : "h.e.l.lo boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
Johnny: One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpastes and put back it into the tube again."
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Johnny: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: George can you count up to 5?
Johnny:counts up to 5 slowly using his Fingers.
TEACHER: Good, now can you count any higher?
Johnny:climbs up on his chair and counts five again using his fingers.
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Johnny:"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong Johnny:Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Johnny:"HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Johnny:Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Johnny go to the map and find North America.
Johnny: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, cla.s.s, who discovered America?
CLa.s.s: Johnny!
TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Johnny: Me!
TEACHER: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
Johnny: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
Johnny: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Johnny:Your name on this card(report card).
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Johnny: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Johnny: Don't bite any.
TEACHER:Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Johnny: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johnny. Always say, "I am."
Johnny:All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Johnny: You said it was my lunch money.
TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Johnny: Big hands!
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
Johnny: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Johnny:Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Johnny:Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
Ed: What time is it when Dracula goes to the dentist?
Johnny: I don't know.
Ed: Tooth hurty(2:30) Ed: My uncle and I went on a safari to Africa last year.
Johnny:Oh, yeah? How did it go?
Ed: We spotted a leopard.
John: Don't be silly. They're born that way!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Johnny:Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Johnny:That's why I say she's no good!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Johnny:A cow and a bull are grazing in the field Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
Johnny: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher : "h.e.l.lo boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
Johnny: One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpastes and put back it into the tube again."
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Johnny: You told me to do it without using tables!
