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4. The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: "hmmmm...Barbecue."
5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!
6. The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.
Politician jokes.
Q: What's the similarity between a Politician and Footballer?
A: Both dribble when they try to score.
Q: What happened to the Politician that put odour eaters in his shoes?
A: He vanished.
Q: What have Politician's and hot air balloon got in common?
A: They're both full of hot air.
Q: How do you know when a politician is telling the truth?
A: h.e.l.l freezes over!
Q: How can you tell when a Politician has called to see you?
A: There is slim on the doorbell.
Ess.e.x man Jokes
Q: What is Ess.e.x Man's idea of foreplay?
A: You awake Sharon?
Q: What is an Ess.e.x Man's idea of a serious commitment?
A: Ok, I'll stay the night.
Q: Why does an Ess.e.x Men wear yellow s.h.i.+rts?
A: To match their teeth.
Q: What won't an Ess.e.x man stand for?
A: A woman on a bus.
Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
A: Hi you seem fine, how am I?
Q: When can a woman change an Ess.e.x Man?
A: When he's a baby.
Q: What have a Pig and a politician got in common?
A: They've both got their snouts in the trough.
Q: Why did the actor fall through the floor?
A: It was a stage he was going through
Q: What did the bow legged doe say?
A: That's the last time I do anything for ten bucks.
Q: What's the difference between a husband and a prisoner?
A: One is complains behind bars and the other complains at them.
Ess.e.x Girl Jokes.
Q: What is the difference between Surrey girls and Ess.e.x girls?
A: Surrey girls have real jewellery and fake o.r.g.a.s.ms.
Q: What is the difference between Ess.e.x girl and a sheaf of corn?
A: A sheaf of corn has more between the ears.
Q: How many Mates does an Ess.e.x girl have?
A: Depends on how many packets she bought.
Q: What's an Ess.e.x girl's idea of hard work?
A: b.u.t.ton flies.
Q: Why don't Ess.e.x Girls wear lip balm?
A: They don't mind getting a chap on their lips.
Q: How does an Ess.e.x girl tell the difference between margarine and b.u.t.ter?
A: She asks someone to read the packet for her.
Q: What does an Ess.e.x girl do with men who gatecrash her party?
A: Throws them out in the morning.
Q: How does an Ess.e.x girl get rid of unwanted pubic hair?
A: Spits it out.
Q: What is an Ess.e.x girl's favourite c.o.c.ktail?
A: A Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall.
Q: What is the difference between an Ess.e.x girl and the Grand old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only had 10,000 men.
Q: What is an Ess.e.x girl's nightmare holiday?
A: Two weeks on the island of Lesbos.
Q: What's the similarity between Ess.e.x girl and a carpenter?
A: Both have a box full of saws.
Q: What's an Ess.e.x girl's idea of an obstacle course?
A: Sh.e.l.l suit trousers.
Q: What happened to the Ess.e.x girl who became an Avon lady?
A: Max Factor.
Q: What does an Ess.e.x girl use for protection during s.e.x?
A: A bus shelter.
