Wife is Outrageous: His Evil Highness Comes Knocking Chapter 91-95

91. Crushed me to death

Bai Li shook her head, her face completely calm: "We accidentally went in, and as soon as we went in, it attacked us. Fortunately, Little Luoer's martial arts is outstanding, and she killed it. Elders had just appeared right after I obtained this pearl, and the surroundings have also changed…"

Hao Yunzhong took a quick flabbergasted look at Qi Luoer: "This Tourmaline Serpent is king of all serpents, and not even ordinary disciples would go near it. How did Miss Qi kill it?"

There was a distinct doubtfulness in his tone.

Qi Luoer slightly raised her brows as she said faintly: "I was just lucky. It turned out that the branch I stabbed it with hit its weak spot, or else it how could I have done anything to it with its armored skin and iron bones?"

Bai Li giggled: "Good thing she killed that huge guy, or else what everyone would find are not our persons, but corpses…

I heard that White Cloud Mountain always has a strict defense, how did such a huge demonic monster appear? Phew, scared me to death!"

These words contained a faint mocking tone, and Yun Zhongyue's face slightly heated up. White Cloud Mountain's defense had always been arranged by him, and such a careless mistake had happened, which also made him anxious.

Luckily, it was in the middle of the night where others couldn't tell if his face was red or not.

Li Yu laughed slightly: "White Cloud Mountain is so vast, and this Tourmaline Serpent was also inside a barrier as it secretly came in. It's not unpardonable if no one had sensed it.

The demonic energy was probably released by this snake. Good, good thing that it didn't cause too great of a damage. Miss Qi and Miss Bai being helped by the heavens can also be considered a fortunate occurrence. All right, it is already quite late, you two should go have a rest."

A crisis had finally pa.s.sed by.

Hao Yunzhong and company sent clouds to deliver Bai Li and company back to the dormitories, warned them a few more times, and then left.

Qi Luoer had wasted an entire night. She was utterly tired. Once Hao Yunzhong and company left, she had already thrown herself on her bed.

Phew, so tired!

She rolled over——

And suddenly leap up!

What the h.e.l.l is this, pained her to death!

At the same time, two surprised voices sounded from below her body.

"Crushed me to death!"

"Stinkin' woman, why did you lie forward?"

One voice was coa.r.s.e, and the other was shrill, it was exactly that boy and girl's voice!

92. Never expected that those two eggs were actually husband and wife

One voice was coa.r.s.e, and the other was shrill, it was exactly that boy and girl's voice!

Something moved inside her front pieces of her robe and then two golden eggs with wings came out.

Black lines covered Qi Luoer's entire face.

No wonder she couldn't find those two eggs, so they were hiding in her chest!

She grabbed onto one, and said maliciously: "Who told you guys to follow me? Hmph, to dare hide in my chest, I'm going to boil you into my midnight snack!"

That egg's little wings did its best to flap: "Stinkin' woman, let me go. Who the h.e.l.l wants to follow you, you're the one who stole our two Cloud Fruits…"

That was the little boy's voice.

"Qi Luoer said coldly: "What do you mean your Cloud Fruit? They don't belong to anyone, alright?

Besides, that tree had many more, why did you target these two?

Hmph, I've wasted an entire night and I'm hungry! Tell me, should I make you into a poached egg or a fried egg?

Just plain old boiling is good too."

Qi Luoer looked suspiciously at the egg in her hands with some curiosity.

She wondered if this egg would have egg white and egg yolk once she broke it open…

Seeing Qi Luoer's calculated gaze, the two eggs started trembling.

The boy's voice sounded: "What poached egg, what fried egg?! We're not stupid eggs!"

The other egg's voice also timidly leapt: "Please don't hurt my husband, how about we let you be the master?"

Husband?!

Qi Luoer had almost been struck by lightning!

She never expected that those two eggs were actually husband and wife!

Look at this scene, it's quite affectionate…

"No!"

The slightly larger egg called out: "Wife, we are worldly spirit treasures, how could we just recognize a master at random? Moreover, it's even such a inferior… I'll never recognize her!"

These eggs that could only fly were actually worldly spirit treasures?

Qi Luoer opened her eyes wide, continuously sizing up those two eggs.

The two eggs were somewhat scared about her stare as they both leapt backwards.

"Come, be obedient. Tell me, what are your names? I never heard that eggs were also spirit treasures."

Qi Luoer chuckled.

93. Don't tell me you guys will really hatch out into little chicks

"Come, be obedient. Tell me, what are your names? I never heard that eggs were also spirit treasures."

Qi Luoer chuckled.

"We're not some eggs! We are the Husband and Wife Stem. We're worldly divine treasures…"

The egg with the girl voice hopped on the ground, as if offended.

"Husband and Wife Stem? Never heard of it!"

Qi Luoer shook her head: "You guys claim to be divine treasures, got proof?"

"Divine treasures are divine treasures, what proof do you need?!"

The boy egg's body rocked back and forth, as though it was rather indignant.

"Since you guys are divine treasures, you guys should have great abilities right? Why can't I see the least bit of ability from you guys? Aside from being able to become invisible and get eaten."

"That's because we haven't transformed! Once we transform, we'll have great abilities!"

The girl egg retorted in a small voice.

Transform?

Qi Luoer looked at the exterior of their eggs: "Don't tell me you guys will really hatch out into little chicks?!"

The boy egg snorted: "We're not going to transform into a stupid chicken! Our appearance after transformation is even more beautiful than a little chick!"

"Even more beautiful than a chick? How would you look like? What do you guys need in order to transform?"

Bai Li also moved closer and lazily looked at an "egg".

Her soul seizing enchanting eyes seemed to have bewitched the female egg, who let it slip out: "Only our fated master's blood will allow us to transform…"

As if it suddenly realized that it blurted that out, its pair of wings did its best to cover the position of its mouth.

Bai Li laughed. Want blood? She had some!

She never expected that she didn't come to this Purple Cloud Clan in vain. She had actually encountered spirit treasures like the "Husband and Wife Stem". Not taking them was just too much of a waste!

Qi Luoer didnt know the "Husband and Wife Stem, but Bai Li was after all, the demonic sect's sect leader who was very knowledgeable about spirit treasures of the world.

"Husband and Wife Stems" were born in twos. It was said that they possessed five hundred years of past knowledge, and five hundred years of hindsight. After transformation, the "Husband and Wife Stem" would know freezing arts, lightning arts, art of incantations… they were rare treasures.

Bai Li had merely heard about these treasures, and never expected that she would personally see them. Once she heard that girl egg introduce herself, her heart filled with exultation.

Without saying anything further, she took the boy egg in spite of his struggling, bit her middle finger, and then dripped her blood on its little wings.

94. Who defiled whom?

Bai Li had merely heard about these treasures, and never expected that she would personally see them. Once she heard that girl egg introduce herself, her heart filled with exultation.

Without saying anything further, she took the boy egg in spite of his struggling, bit her middle finger, and then dripped her blood on its little wings.

"Hehe!"

A low laughter like that of water boiling in a pain sounded as Bai Li's droplet of blood disappeared without a trace.

Bai Li was stunned.

That boy egg actually laughed as it got up. Its round body rocked back and forth as it appeared to be pleased with itself:" Only my fated master's blood works. You guys are only new apprentices of Purple Cloud Clan, how can you be the masters of us divine treasures? Dream on… ah!"

Before it had even finished saying its few words, the blood on Qi Luoer's finger also dripped on its little wings.

Unlike Bai Li's blood, Qi Luoer's blood spun around on its little wings, then slowly merged into its wingtips.

Seeing that its wingtips had turned pink from snow white, a glowing circle of light emitted from its body…

The boy egg uttered a few miserable shrieks: "How can this be! How can she be my fated master?! Something must have went wrong! It must have!"

It shrieked, but it couldn't control its body's transformation.

Soon enough, its golden outer sh.e.l.l slowly split open and peeled off, fluttering in the wind.

A pair of round catlike ears first appeared ,then a pair of huge round black eyes. Then, small pink lips appeared, and four short limbs…

Qi Luoer widened her eyes, stumped in place.

Jigglypuff! Wasn't this the Jigglypuff that appeared in Pokemon?!

It resembled that cartoon's Jigglypuff by around seventy to eighty percent!

The only difference was that This Husband and Wife Stem's color was milky white and roundly plump.

It was like a white furball. Impossibly cute.

Qi Luoer was not immune to little animals, let alone this guy, who had transformed into such an extremely cute appearance.

Her delight rose to its limits in her heart, and it seemed as if all of her exhaustion had disappeared without a trace.

She couldn't help but stretch out a hand to lift it up.

That little thing seemed to want to hide, but since Qi Luoer was its fated master, it only cowered and didn't dodge.

95. Who defiled whom? (2)

That little thing seemed to want to hide, but since Qi Luoer was its fated master, it only cowered and didn't dodge.

Two ears drooped down and nearly covered its eyes. It was as if it refused to confront reality: "How can this be? A stately divine treasure like me actually has such an inferior master?!"

Qi Luoer was nevertheless delighted in her heart as she kissed its head, but she didn't expect that it would scream: "Stinkin' woman, it’s improper for men and women to touch each other, do you not understand that?!"

It stretched out its short upper limb to wipe at the spot where Qi Luoer kissed it, as if it had been defiled.

Qi Luoer couldn't help but laugh out loud. This guy's too cute! Didn't expect that not long after she had come to this world, she'd actually gotten such an adorable "little toy"! What a huge profit!

She stuck out a finger to poke at its soft chubby body: "Oh, since I'm your master, I'll give you a name." She looked at its round chubby body and continued: "How about Dou Ding?"

"What a weird name, I don't want it! Protested the little Jigglypuff.

You can't refuse! I'm your master, so whatever I say goes!" Qi Luoer overruled while repeating her original sentence.

Dou Ding was depressed! Its drooping ears covered its eyes: "Wuuu, why do I have such a master?"

Qi Luoer admonished little Dou Ding, then raised her head to look at the other egg. Appearing to have sensed her evil gaze, that egg timidly shrank back in fear and shouted: Don't even think about having me, you're my husband's master, which means you're not my master. My master should be your future husband…"

Before she finished talking, its little wings seemed as though they were on fire as it got a great shock. It lifted its head and looked at the Bai Li in front of it with a bloodstain on her finger. Without needing to think, it was obvious that Bai Li's blood had dropped on its body!

Ripples of white rings of light emitted from its entire body…

In not even a short period of time, another Jigglypuff was born! And it was the size of a goose egg.

What was different was that the fur on its body was a light yellow, and its head was a bit smaller than Dou Ding.

Qi Luoer's chin nearly dropped to the floor!