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Chapter 674: Threesome
The picture Winnie showed me and Ai Mi of her b.u.t.t in a swimsuit was super intense.
It was a bright yellow one-piece swimsuit, but after being soaked with water, the fabric tightly wrapped around Winnie’s round b.u.t.tocks and the cleft was clearly visible.
It was mainly because Eunuch Cao chose a low angle shot, resulting in the photo being completely filled with Winnie’s b.u.t.t, no wonder she said she felt her b.u.t.t was a bit too big.
“If this was printed on the cover of a DVD, will there be any sales?” Winnie asked again.
I didn’t want to answer Winnie’s awkward question, but an ambiguous smile appeared on Ai Mi’s face as she beckoned me with her fingers to lower my head, then she nibbled on my ear and said:
“Even to an American, Winnie’s a.s.s is super s.e.xy.”
Don’t speak to me in Englis.h.!.+ Although I know s.e.xy means s.e.xy, it wasn’t taught in English cla.s.s.
Ai Mi whispered to me while naughtily blowing air into my ear.
“Don’t you think Winnie’s b.u.t.t is very alluring? If you agree to my condition, then it will belong to you in the future.”
Hey hey, you don’t mean Winnie will belong to me, but Winnie’s a.s.s will belong to me, right?
Ai Mi half-squinted her eyes, her cheeks were slightly red, and she whispered to me with a seductive voice beyond her age:
“As long as you’re willing to make ~ love with me, I have the confidence to convince Winnie to join us as well, which means we would have a threesome…”
Don’t say that at the dinner table, what if someone heard you? Have you still not given up on that idea?
Also, where does your confidence to convince Winnie to also accompany me come from? Are you going to buy her with money? Do you think as long as you hit the greedy Winnie with money, she will gladly agree to a threesome?
Don’t be too confident. On the surface, Winnie seems like a money grubber and would say “let’s be friends” to any wealthy person she meets, but she’s not the same as the gold-digging Shu Zhe.
The most obvious example is the time that Winnie gave Ai Mi a horse ride. Ai Mi only rode on Winnie’s back for 10 minutes, but she gave Winnie ¥900 as payment, which is equivalent to an hourly riding rate of ¥5400. Even the stables in the suburbs of Dong Shan City do not have such expensive horses.
As a result, she felt like the money came too easily and it may affect her karma, so she might have more misfortune in the future (such as consecutive losses in LOL). She immediately listened to my advice and donated the ¥900 to the special education school.
She also decided from then on, she would learn from Stephen Chow’s movie “All for the Winner”, and donate 95% of the money she earned through unorthodox means to charity while leaving the rest for herself to spend.
On the contrary, when I asked Shu Zhe to donate one-fifth of the profits of the “Kiss Mark Balloon”, he was reluctant as if I wanted to kill him.
He even thought I was lying to him and pocketed the profits for myself.
Don’t look down on me! I’m as scared as Winnie of getting negative karma. The customers may have been the perverts in the first place which made me sell fake panties, but I also think it’s unethical. I would feel uneasy if I don’t donate some of the profits to charity.
In summary, if Winnie had more money, she would have a high integrity, unlike Shu Zhe who would compromise his integrity for money. If there’s enough money, he would even sell out his own sister without a shred of hesitance.
That’s why Ai Mi will not be able to entice Winnie to join our threesome with money alone. If you give Winnie money, she will be very happy, but it does not mean she will sell her body for money.
Shu Zhe, however, would be happy to sell it for money. If Shu Zhe was the cla.s.s leader’s sister instead of brother, then if you give her a large sum of money, I bet she would agree even if all the bodyguards like 004 and 005 lined up to do it with her.
Of course, Peng TouSi won’t partic.i.p.ate. He can’t even get hard in front of a woman which means the female Shu Zhe will be able to take it easier.
“Um, Miss Ai Mi.” After Winnie smelled the aroma wafting from the kitchen, she forgot about the AV DVD cover topic, and she had a sliver of worry on her face, “It’s great that we will be having a banquet, but I thought of the disabled children in this school. I thought about how they haven’t eaten food this delicious before and I find it slightly hard to eat…”
“As I’ve said many times, you don’t have to add the word ‘Miss’.” Ai Mi chided Winnie a little angrily, “As for those kids missing arms and legs, and the kids who are even dumber than you, I’ll have the French chef stay here for a week and make them three meals a day with afternoon snacks.”
“Hehe, that would be great.” Winnie went from being sad to being hap and went to hug Ai Mi to express her grat.i.tude, but Ai Mi bluntly stretched out a white porcelain arm to stop her from coming over.
“Hmph, I’m basically sick of eating the French chef’s food anyway.” Ai Mi muttered to herself.
Please don’t say that to his face. Although he has followed you for so long and knows your used to eating good food, but there’s still a chance he would act rashly and commit seppuku with the j.a.panese knife that he carries around.
“Brother, did you know.” Ai Mi continued to whisper to me and her hot breath made my cheeks itch. I knew she was going to talk about another taboo topic again, but I had to put my head down to listen when she called me “brother”.
“It seems like Winnie’s parents doesn’t have a good relations.h.i.+p and they are always quarreling.”
“Huh, how do you know?” Winnie rarely mentions her family in school, so I was quite surprised she told Ai Mi.
“Hmph, one of the criteria of being loyal to your master is not hiding any secrets. Winnie does much better than you in this regard.”
Ai Mi, you misunderstood! Even if Winnie told you about her parents, it’s because she feels close to you, not because of ‘loyalty’. Do you really think you are Ai ShuQiao?
“I’ve heard that they almost reached to the extent of divorce several times…”
When I look at Winnie ask Niu s.h.i.+Li if he would buy an AV with her picture on the cover, I would have never imagined she grew up in a family where her parents fought to the point of almost getting a divorce.
Suddenly I understood why Winnie once said in cla.s.s that she didn’t really want to get married in the future.
I believe she said something along the lines of: “I feel that people are very different from each other. If two people live together all day long, then there’s not enough distance and it’s inevitable that there will be friction. It’s tragic that good friends may even become enemies. It would be better for the two of them to be free, stay together whenever you want, stay apart whenever you want.”
Another one of her common phrases she said whenever she made a vow was, “If I can’t do it, then I won’t be able to get married in the future.”
So she was never planning on getting married? Is the source of your non-marital mindset from watching your parents fight and thinking it’s a pain for two people to live together?
At this time, the French chef personally served the first appetizer soup dish. The overflowing aroma made everyone take deep breaths, only Ai Mi and the cla.s.s leader didn’t have an appet.i.te, even Mu ZhongMing was quite interested.
After the French chef said something like “enjoy” in French, he then walked back to the kitchen and the subsequent dishes were served by his two a.s.sistants.
After the appetizer soup, there was cream of mushroom, roasted white jade snails, fatty French foie gras, asparagus soup, and eel soup.
“The foie gras is the best.” Winnie, whose tastes were surprisingly in line with mine, pointed to the plate of foie gras to get everyone’s attention, “You’ll regret it for the rest of your lives if you don’t eat a piece.”
It was followed by two dishes of salmon caviar and pan-fried sea ba.s.s with truffles, so that the three iconic French dishes of foie gras, caviar, and truffles were all served.
“d.a.m.n.” Xu LiJun said, “This is a state banquet! Although the environment isn’t very good, but the dishes are all ones served at a state banquet!”
We saw the adults had already began to eat under Peng TouSi’s directions, we didn’t hold back either. Winnie gave me the first piece of foie gras as a signal and we all began to eat.
The cla.s.s leader was already exhausted and hungry, so she began to take small bites from the eel soup, unlike the other students, she did not focus on the most expensive ingredients introduced by Winnie.
“Ye Lin, you should eat more.” Winnie said as she handed me the piece of foie gras, “We can have this meal because you fell into the pit, you worked hard.”
Do you want me to fall into a pit again?
“No, no, I have to take a picture.” Winnie used Eunuch Cao’s camera and took a picture of the food on the table as if she was like those vain people who always take a photo of their food before posting it on social media.
“Make sure to show it to Loud Mouth afterwards. There’s so much good food, she will definitely regret not staying behind last night.”
“That’s right.” A good number of people laughed.
Actually, Loud Mouth was going to stay last night, but the cla.s.s leader put her and teacher Yu in charge of taking the rest of the students back.
Later, she wanted to take her cousin’s car back to Cui Song Mountain to see how the search and rescue was progressing, but she heard that there was a car accident leading to Cui Song Mountain (Auntie Ren and the gangsters’ car crashed) and the police started to close the roads, so she had to give up.
“Brother, do you understand now?” After the atmosphere at the table heat up because of the gourmet food, Ai Mi did not touch her cutlery, but whispered to me, “Due to her family influence, Winnie belongs to the group of people who don’t want to get married. In the United States, these type of people usually are fine with having s.e.x with friends once in a while…”
c.r.a.p, are you doing the same kind of psychoa.n.a.lysis as Ai ShuQiao? In order to compete against your mom, are you unknowingly imitating her as well?
I have to say the a.n.a.lysis is quite accurate. When Winnie mistakenly consumed the aphrodisiac berries, after she pushed me down, she did say “you don’t have to take responsibility”, “think of it as helping a friend”, “you’re not allowed to betray Xiao Qin” or other similar phrases.
So you think Winnie doesn’t want to get married anyway, so in order for her to not leave you because of some guy, why not just let her do bad things in bed with us as friends?
How could I have such a terrible sister.